I got a job as a waiter!!!

[Chad69]

Yay


Can I get some tips for being a good waiter?How to hold a plate if my hands are kinda shaking?

 

[Deleted member 20517]

High cortisol job tbh, but depends on the place. If its high class restaurant its over. Imagine seeing rich chads and stacyes everyday, id rope in the toilet on the very first day

 

[Chad69]

Respond fast,my shift starts in 5h

 

[Chad69]

High cortisol job tbh, but depends on the place. If its high class restaurant its over. Imagine seeing rich chads and stacyes everyday, id rope in the toilet on the very first day

Its a high class beach restaurant + bar

 

[hebbewem]

So you are going to wait

 

[Chad69]

So you are going to wait

Yes

 

[GandyIsNormie]

Hope you get good experience and socialize with your peers

Don't take high doses at work

Spoiler

I hope you send me pictures in PM working like the prostitute you are

 

[GandyIsNormie]

High cortisol job tbh, but depends on the place. If its high class restaurant its over. Imagine seeing rich chads and stacyes everyday, id rope in the toilet on the very first day

chad1212 is 5'5

and upper class balkans are 6'3 on average

 

[Deleted member 20517]

chad1212 is 5'5

and upper class balkans are 6'3 on average

Holy fuck. Mirin low inhib, 5'5 at such place...

 

[Gonthar]

Yay

 

[GetShrekt]

Slide the wiminz ur number

 

[Gonthar]

Its a high class beach restaurant + bar

 

[GandyIsNormie]

@Chad1212, you're an idiot, don't even think about holding a blueprint with one hand under the influence of opioids

Try to be as nice person as possible with people, they will probably give you a better tip

If a client treats you badly, ignore it and tell your boss

Use 2-inch lifts for your own good

Try to establish a fair or good relationship with your colleagues and boss, do not talk about drugs or pick up girls

Take low doses of opioids because if you use too much you won't be able to work or pass out

You're faggot

 

[isis_Bleach]

Yay


Can I get some tips for being a good waiter?How to hold a plate if my hands are kinda shaking?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

keep reacting you absued dog @Thompsonz

literally banned but cant help himself from the rot of this site. ova

loser gosha nigger

Nice job op, youll get tips from being quick and concise imo, i fucking hate waiters that come by and ask "how is the food guys". obviously theyll say its good just fuck off

maybe im a weirdo but that shit makes me mad

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

dont take opiates to work. you'll be okay.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

yeah keeo "ugh"ing you little bitch.

you cant say shit. you got yourself banned and are still here, literally muted yourself for no reason.

ova

msg me to talk tho

 

[Gonthar]

Try to be as nice person as possible with people, they will probably give you a better tip

Girls get generous tips, guys not so much...

If a client treats you badly, ignore it and tell your boss

The boss will probably think it's his fault: "What did you do?", "OMG, you're such a crybaby!", etc.

Use 2-inch lifts for your own good

Not a wise idea when you're carrying plates with food, you don't walk and move the same.

 

[Chad69]

chad1212 is 5'5

and upper class balkans are 6'3 on average

Holy fuck. Mirin low inhib, 5'5 at such place...

Im 5'9

 

[traveler]

mirin

 

[GandyIsNormie]

Girls get generous tips, guys not so much...

The boss will probably think it's his fault: "What did you do?", "OMG, you're such a crybaby!", etc.

Not a wise idea when you're carrying plates with food, you don't walk and move the same.

chad1212 probably doesn't get tips for offering his sexual services to male customers

The boss is probably friends with Chad 1212's dad so he probably didn't treat him badly.

I have seen that the waiters wear high tops so I don't think anything will happen if they wear shoes with 2 inches of lifts

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Im 5'9

fuark ur 5"5 too?

we are manlet brothers

 

[Chad69]

fuark ur 5"5 too?

we are manlet brothers

IM 5'9

 

[mug]

Im just waiting for who asked

 

[Chad69]

Im just waiting for who asked

A waiter

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Im just waiting for who asked

i was starting to like you

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

fuck having to deal with people complaining and shit

 

[Chad69]

Brutal Imma be forced to wear sissy suits and polo shirts

 

[GandyIsNormie]

I remember when I worked as a waiter in a middle-class bar at night (7:30 p.m. to 2:00 a.m.) on Saturdays and Sundays.

I was only allowed to drink a maximum of 3 beers, I was prohibited from smoking (but I used opioids in low doses), they had me moving all the time (a lot of hustle and bustle from 9:00 p.m. to 12:00 a.m.), many drunks threatening me with death, girls giving me compliments for my fagot appearance, lots of verbal fights

$300 a month for working only weekends

I was just 17 years old so that money I earned for 4 months was not managed well and I spent it on food, drugs and some clothes

@Gargantuan

 

[GandyIsNormie]

Brutal Imma be forced to wear sissy suits and polo shirts

Spoiler: NSFW GAY

 

[Deleted member 16133]

congrats man
i work in retail and everytime i see chad or stacy or a foid in general (90% of the time)
i want to fucking rape ebvery giurl that comes in the store and punch every chad
its brutal as fuck nigga

 

[juste]

waitress

 

[edodalic29]

I could never , it would raise my cortisol so much i would be dead , rather work my part time job at my local gym where i stand up at the front desk and do nothing

 

[Deleted member 20098]

Good Job Man Proud of u man accomplish great thing

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

Could never work as a waiter. I'd probably drop a bunch of plates on the first day.

GL though