I got a match on Bumble

[Mr_Norwood]

My phone alerted me to a new match on Bumble. Can you imagine my excitement as i grabbed my device and checked the app.
Wow.. she's messaged me as well. "Hello! she said!

I click on her profile and as soon as i saw her photos i knew something was up. This woman is attractive! and she lives near me! I could not believe my luck, and indeed i did not. I went to read her profile and bio to see what was up.

Ahh there we have it.. 3 kids.

3 Chadlings that i must take under my wing and pay for if i'm expected to get with this woman.

 

[Tony]

id eat 2 kids and fuck the other one

 

[Chadeep]

Old Fashioned Family Values Yet a Single Mom oh the Irony.

 

[Mr_Norwood]

Old Fashioned Family Values Yet a Single Mom oh the Irony.

Shall i say that to her?

 

[Deleted member 4464]

pump and dump

 

[Deleted member 1680]

Shall i say that to her?

Fuck her first, then tell her that

 

[Chadeep]

Shall i say that to her?

Do it tbh. You have no loss better than betabuxxing 3 Chadlings.

 

[Deleted member 6217]

Easy slay

 

[Deleted member 1588]

Run betabuxx game and then fuck her and dump her tbh

 

[Deleted member 756]

See how eager she is for sex first tbh

 

[Mr_Norwood]

If she asks why i'll tell her i'm blackpilled and my incel buddies on a internet forum told me not be a simping cuck to Chad's kids

 

[Deleted member 5061]

3 kids lmao, my guy. If she has 1-2 pets too, then youd be place #5 of her priorities. And if she fucks 1-2 other FWB dudes on the side who are Chadlites that would never ltr or marry her, then youre on place #8 of her priorities.

Imagine being a simp that would agree to betabuxx her, the 3 chadlite bastards and 2 pets while being #8 on her priority list.

 

[Mr_Norwood]

3 kids lmao, my guy. If she has 1-2 pets too, then youd be place #5 of her priorities. And if she fucks 1-2 other FWB dudes on the side who are Chadlites that would never ltr or marry her, then youre on place #8 of her priorities.

Imagine being a simp that would agree to betabuxx her, the 3 chadlite bastards and 2 pets while being #8 on her priority list.

She will get a simp eventually

 

[Deleted member 5746]

JFL the only dating site gayer than Bumbl is Grindr
Cant u just use fucking Tinder

 

[Deleted member 2352]

Life. Of a baldcel

 

[Deleted member 5683]

This is a LARP until you show irrefutable proof.

 

[Deleted member 6908]

LOL

Post your photo now so we know wassup