I GOT A PIZZA DELIVERY JOB AND ITS SO CHILL YESSS

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MY COWORKERS SECOND LINE WAS

"Yeah it's easy asf I smoke the whole time, you wanna smoke rn?"

Lmaooo

And the boss was vaping during my interview

And I just sit around the whole time jflll

Shit is so easy

I made it

Fucking attachments and shit are fucked up so no spoiler bitchh
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its a high iq job i wanna do the same soon.
deliver pizzas to hot girls houses and show them my sausage type shit innit 💀
 
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Meanwhile I’ve been unemployed for so long 💀
 
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Having a job is lifefuel, it's not even the money, just hanging out with people makes your day better
 
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I just make 15 yo ethnic kids suicidal at work by calling them ugly url
 
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Yeah I was thinking of getting a job in Delivery too but it would mean I would be basically damaging my skin on the sun 8 hours a day

I would rather keep my youthful look
 
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I just make 15 yo ethnic kids suicidal at work by calling them ugly url
Trying not to say the nword spongebob
 
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Nigga tagging users that died 1 billion years ago
 
Yeah I was thinking of getting a job in Delivery too but it would mean I would be basically damaging my skin on the sun 8 hours a day

I would rather keep my youthful look
Barely outside tbh mostly waiting around
 
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Barely outside tbh mostly waiting around
But you still have to deliver pizza, sun gets in the car too

Look up faces of truck drivers and how one side of their face aged much more than the other one
 
MY COWORKERS SECOND LINE WAS

"Yeah it's easy asf I smoke the whole time, you wanna smoke rn?"

Lmaooo

And the boss was vaping during my interview

And I just sit around the whole time jflll

Shit is so easy

I made it

Fucking attachments and shit are fucked up so no spoiler bitchh
@garoupilled_ @looksmidder @curlyheadjames
@St.TikTokcel
@gribsufer1
@Crestfallen95
@Blackgymmax
@balding exprettyboy @Nims @FreakkForLife @predeterminism @thompsonz @FailedNormieManlet @the BULL @Vermilioncore @Xangsane @Lihito @Growth Plate @rupert Pupkin @8pslcel ...
@TRUE_CEL
@Allornothing
@balding exprettyboy
@Nims
@FreakkForLife
@predeterminism
@BoredPrince
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@rooman
@predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
I thought @Zer0/∞ posted this and I thought “fat fuck is gonna eat all the pizzas.”
 
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Yeah I was thinking of getting a job in Delivery too but it would mean I would be basically damaging my skin on the sun 8 hours a day

I would rather keep my youthful look
Bro has never heard of sunscreen 💀
 
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Bro has never heard of sunscreen 💀
Bro doesn't know that sunscreen only lasts about 2 hours on the sun

And I highly doubt anyone delivering will stop every 2 hours to apply sunscreen

And we're just talking about skin on the face btw
 
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Bro doesn't know that sunscreen only lasts about 2 hours on the sun

And I highly doubt anyone delivering will stop every 2 hours to apply sunscreen

And we're just talking about skin on the face btw
What's the point of having a clear skin if no one gets to see it?
 
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What's the point of having a clear skin if no one gets to see it?
I don't think delivering pizzas is a best way to show off your skin
 
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I don't think delivering pizzas is a best way to show off your skin
You haven't seen porn that involves delivery boy getting his dick sucked as a tip? :feelshehe:
 
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You haven't seen porn that involves delivery boy getting his dick sucked as a tip? :feelshehe:
Thats what I need brah

Only reason I took the job

Highest psl pizza delivery driver in 20 mile radius for sure

My coworkers height mog me tho
 
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You haven't seen porn that involves delivery boy getting his dick sucked as a tip? :feelshehe:
Yes that's why Afghanistan ex prime minister got a job as delivery driver

For easy pussy
 
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Thats what I need brah

Only reason I took the job

Highest psl pizza delivery driver in 20 mile radius for sure

My coworkers height mog me tho
You would have more luck as an Uber driver
 
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Thats what I need brah

Only reason I took the job

Highest psl pizza delivery driver in 20 mile radius for sure

My coworkers height mog me tho

hope this happens to you bro
 
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Having a job is lifefuel, it's not even the money, just hanging out with people makes your day better
Depends on the people. It can make your day hell
 
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But you still have to deliver pizza, sun gets in the car too

Look up faces of truck drivers and how one side of their face aged much more than the other one
Sun doesn’t penetrate windows well
 
MY COWORKERS SECOND LINE WAS

"Yeah it's easy asf I smoke the whole time, you wanna smoke rn?"

Lmaooo

And the boss was vaping during my interview

And I just sit around the whole time jflll

Shit is so easy

I made it

Fucking attachments and shit are fucked up so no spoiler bitchh
@garoupilled_ @looksmidder @curlyheadjames
@St.TikTokcel
@gribsufer1
@Crestfallen95
@Blackgymmax
@balding exprettyboy @Nims @FreakkForLife @predeterminism @thompsonz @FailedNormieManlet @the BULL @Vermilioncore @Xangsane @Lihito @Growth Plate @rupert Pupkin @8pslcel ...
@TRUE_CEL
@Allornothing
@balding exprettyboy
@Nims
@FreakkForLife
@predeterminism
@BoredPrince
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@rooman
@predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
I’m not gonna tip any pizza delivery incel
 
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I just make 15 yo ethnic kids suicidal at work by calling them ugly url
It’s actually the inverse. 15 yo ethnic kids make you suicidal
 
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Sun doesn’t penetrate windows well
I have an allergy to the sun

Like every time I go outside and get a good ray of sunshine I sneeze

Even if it's in the car
 
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Sun doesn’t penetrate windows well
You mean the material that was literally designed to completely allow the light to pass through so we can see?
 
MY COWORKERS SECOND LINE WAS

"Yeah it's easy asf I smoke the whole time, you wanna smoke rn?"

Lmaooo

And the boss was vaping during my interview

And I just sit around the whole time jflll

Shit is so easy

I made it

Fucking attachments and shit are fucked up so no spoiler bitchh
@garoupilled_ @looksmidder @curlyheadjames
@St.TikTokcel
@gribsufer1
@Crestfallen95
@Blackgymmax
@balding exprettyboy @Nims @FreakkForLife @predeterminism @thompsonz @FailedNormieManlet @the BULL @Vermilioncore @Xangsane @Lihito @Growth Plate @rupert Pupkin @8pslcel ...
@TRUE_CEL
@Allornothing
@balding exprettyboy
@Nims
@FreakkForLife
@predeterminism
@BoredPrince
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@rooman
@predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
Bring me some pizza
 
W bro save up the fundzzz
 
They got shit to deal with tho it'd be annoying asf
Uber drivers have pic on app. Could get foids mirin, also u can clock off whenever
 
You mean the material that was literally designed to completely allow the light to pass through so we can see?
IMG 2953
Nvm could be right bout aging
 
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I have an allergy to the sun

Like every time I go outside and get a good ray of sunshine I sneeze

Even if it's in the car
 
MY COWORKERS SECOND LINE WAS

"Yeah it's easy asf I smoke the whole time, you wanna smoke rn?"

Lmaooo

And the boss was vaping during my interview

And I just sit around the whole time jflll

Shit is so easy

I made it

Fucking attachments and shit are fucked up so no spoiler bitchh
@garoupilled_ @looksmidder @curlyheadjames
@St.TikTokcel
@gribsufer1
@Crestfallen95
@Blackgymmax
@balding exprettyboy @Nims @FreakkForLife @predeterminism @thompsonz @FailedNormieManlet @the BULL @Vermilioncore @Xangsane @Lihito @Growth Plate @rupert Pupkin @8pslcel ...
@TRUE_CEL
@Allornothing
@balding exprettyboy
@Nims
@FreakkForLife
@predeterminism
@BoredPrince
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@rooman
@predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
Update? I am going to apply for this. Does it make your car stink?
 
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