i got blueballed in my sleep yesterday

[Deleted member 57464]

i dreamt that i was at the beach with this girl:

but i couldnt smash. she was so fucking hot, i was super hard the whole time. everytime i tried to make a move on her she just moved away, so frustrating. first thing i did when i woke up was bust a nut. I still wanna fuck her though. She looks like a porn girl i fapped to.Im actuay probably gonna see her today but i cant talk to her so its over.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Just call her a big nose bitch
Hahahaha

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

@RichardSpencel is this rehashed ?

 

[Deleted member 57464]

Just call her a big nose bitch
Hahahaha

i got a bigger nose so not in a posistion to do that. my oneitis on the other hand....

 

[Deleted member 20370]

im gonna slice my cock off soon

 

[RichardSpencel]

@RichardSpencel is this rehashed ?

This happened 8 years ago and he’s told it 17 times

 

[Deleted member 57464]

This happened 8 years ago and he’s told it 17 times

told what?