I got called out on wearing concealer at school btw

[Reformed]

Obv by some zesty guy who I always knew was a secret looksmaxxer cus he wears a bunch of jewellery and shit. Anyway he points at my nose in class and said ‘why are you wearing makeup’ loudly. I put concealer on my nose this time like a retard instead of just covering my acne spots as usual. Anyway I reply ‘what do you mean’, and he was like ‘it’s obvious, I can tell you did something to your nose’

Luckily I had a high IQ larp backed up. So I said, ’idk my Mum gave me this BB cream thing to put on and yeah I think it looks weird, I’m gonna wash it off at home’

He believed it, I made it sound NT, as if I didn’t go out my way to buy concealer on its own bc that’s ’gay’ to normies.

Anyway don’t go overboard on frauds like this. Thank god I was saved and THANK GOD it was a guy who called me out on this. Imagine if it was a foid, I’d be roasted to death in the group chats

 

[gooner23]

once again if you use female beauty routines, a girl is gonna notice @Meraki they're gonna compliment it but its gonna be two faced

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

Obv by some zesty guy who I always knew was a secret looksmaxxer cus he wears a bunch of jewellery and shit. Anyway he points at my nose in class and said ‘why are you wearing makeup’ loudly. I put concealer on my nose this time like a retard instead of just covering my acne spots as usual. Anyway I reply ‘what do you mean’, and he was like ‘it’s obvious, I can tell you did something to your nose’

Luckily I had a high IQ larp backed up. So I said, ’idk my Mum gave me this BB cream thing to put on and yeah I think it looks weird, I’m gonna wash it off at home’

He believed it, I made it sound NT, as if I didn’t go out my way to buy concealer on its own bc that’s ’gay’ to normies.

Anyway don’t go overboard on frauds like this. Thank god I was saved and THANK GOD it was a guy who called me out on this. Imagine if it was a foid, I’d be roasted to death in the group chats

once again if you use female beauty routines, a girl is gonna notice @Meraki they're gonna compliment it but its gonna be two faced

Hes not asian

 

[gooner23]

Hes not asian

doesn't matter tho they will 100% notice

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

doesn't matter tho they will 100% notice

Yeah but Asian get pass for wearing makeup

 

[Reformed]

once again if you use female beauty routines, a girl is gonna notice @Meraki they're gonna compliment it but its gonna be two faced

Hes not asian

It wasn’t from a girl nigga. I also went on 2 tinder dates with concealer and none noticed. Even the foid I slayed I had concealer on. I’m just retarded and put it on my nose which is so hard to hide

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

once again if you use female beauty routines, a girl is gonna notice @Meraki they're gonna compliment it but its gonna be two faced

Thank you, Gooner.

 

[anthony111553]

Yeah but Asian get pass for wearing makeup

not how it works nigga u dont live in korea

 

[gooner23]

Yeah but Asian get pass for wearing makeup

i mean its too risky for me

 

[Orc]

you spread it too thick and unevenly if it's noticeable

 

[gooner23]

It wasn’t from a girl nigga. I also went on 2 tinder dates with concealer and none noticed. Even the foid I slayed I had concealer on. I’m just retarded and put it on my nose which is so hard to hide

naw but theres been many threads of people using under eye concealer and women complimenting it, a girl complimented funkyflamingos nose when it was swelling due to rhino its like they're just subtly pointing it out

 

[zyzzbrah1234]

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I FIRST TIME APPLIED WRONG SUNSCREEN WHICH WAS TINTED+ GAVE WHITE CAST. AS MY CHEEKS BECOME RED IN SUN IT SORT OF LOOKED I HAD MAKEUP ON. A SUBHUMAN FRIEND OF MINE POINTED THIS OUT IN FRONT OF MY 2 FRIENDS, I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD MOISTURIZER ON DUE TO DRY SKIN. BTW IT FELT VERY EMBARRASSING.

 

[Reformed]

you spread it too thick and unevenly if it's noticeable

Spreading it on the nose evenly is hard asf, I’m just gonna keep to my cheeks where my slight acne is. I don’t need any more, I’m stupid for trying to go for more

 

[Reformed]

naw but theres been many threads of people using under eye concealer and women complimenting it, a girl complimented funkyflamingos nose when it was swelling due to rhino its like they're just subtly pointing it out

Link them please

 

[gooner23]

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I FIRST TIME APPLIED WRONG SUNSCREEN WHICH WAS TINTED+ GAVE WHITE CAST. AS MY CHEEKS BECOME RED IN SUN IT SORT OF LOOKED I HAD MAKEUP ON. A SUBHUMAN FRIEND OF MINE POINTED THIS OUT IN FRONT OF MY 2 FRIENDS, I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD MOISTURIZER ON DUE TO DRY SKIN. BTW IT FELT VERY EMBARRASSING.

thats fine tho sunscreen is valid atleast you didn't get caught using makeup bruh

 

[Reformed]

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I FIRST TIME APPLIED WRONG SUNSCREEN WHICH WAS TINTED+ GAVE WHITE CAST. AS MY CHEEKS BECOME RED IN SUN IT SORT OF LOOKED I HAD MAKEUP ON. A SUBHUMAN FRIEND OF MINE POINTED THIS OUT IN FRONT OF MY 2 FRIENDS, I TOLD THEM THAT I HAD MOISTURIZER ON DUE TO DRY SKIN. BTW IT FELT VERY EMBARRASSING.

Ohhhh suncreen is a WAYY better larp thanks bro. If I get called out again imma just say it’s a high SPF sunscreen jfl

 

[Orc]

Spreading it on the nose evenly is hard asf, I’m just gonna keep to my cheeks where my slight acne is. I don’t need any more, I’m stupid for trying to go for more

use a cotton swab if you do it with your fingers it looks shit, women use brushes for it.

 

[gooner23]

Link them please

i don't remember many of them and funkys was from like months ago, just base it off women doing make up every day and realizing someone contoured their nose as a male they're gonna realize it same as plastic surgery since they look at that shit all day

 

[Reformed]

i don't remember many of them and funkys was from like months ago, just base it off women doing make up every day and realizing someone contoured their nose as a male they're gonna realize it same as plastic surgery since they look at that shit all day

It depends on the foid. I’d say like 50% of the foids I see daily at my school don’t even do makeup. Sure if ur talking to some makeup guru foid it’s gonna be hard asf to hide this shit. But honestly just avoid them. The foids I interact with are regular foids that do minimal makeup (as in not going overboard with fake lashes and shit) and they don’t seem to notice.

I mean EVERY actor in movies wears makeup done flawlessly. And foids don’t notice and still thirst for them. Like Brad Pitt, I’ve actually noticed his makeup in some movies. Anyway if u do ur makeup right ur good. I was just retarded today, completely my fault

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Ohhhh suncreen is a WAYY better larp thanks bro. If I get called out again imma just say it’s a high SPF sunscreen jfl

Stupid nigga its winter

 

[Reformed]

Stupid nigga its winter

So? It’s still a last resort larp and anway hopefully I won’t get called out again bc I’m gonna be extra cautious + gonna get better at applying it as time goes on

 

[DR. NICKGA]

So? It’s still a last resort larp and anway hopefully I won’t get called out again bc I’m gonna be extra cautious + gonna get better at applying it as time goes on

"Huhh iss THISS A CONCEALER, WTF NIGGA THATS FOR WOMAN!"
"Nooooo! Itss sunscreeen!!"
"But reformed.... its winter -_-"

 

[wsada]

Idk there's an ugly recessed asian faggot who keeps putting lemon flavored Vaseline on his lips

 

[Reformed]

"Huhh iss THISS A CONCEALER, WTF NIGGA THATS FOR WOMAN!"
"Nooooo! Itss sunscreeen!!"
"But reformed.... its winter -_-"

Yes this is how irl conversations go

Idk there's an ugly recessed asian faggot who keeps putting lemon flavored Vaseline on his lips

Did u kiss him, how do u know

 

[DR. NICKGA]

Idk there's an ugly recessed asian faggot who keeps putting lemon flavored Vaseline on his lips

Yea.. whaat a coincidence.. thaaat everytime you look at him, you see him putting lemon flavored vaseline on his lips..

Maaybe he want to kiss you....

 

[wsada]

Did u kiss him, how do u know

Yea.. whaat a coincidence.. thaaat everytime you look at him, you see him putting lemon flavored vaseline on his lips..

Maaybe he want to kiss you....

No he gave it to everyone in the class

 

[efidescontinuado]

They all know that you are gay now, its over.

 

[DR. NICKGA]

No he gave it to everyone in the class

LIAR..... you looked at eachother, you kissed him deeplyyy veryy deeep, you looked at him horny

Andd THEEN.. you did go too aa secret room with him, andd have passive gaay sex with himm, you putted you dick in hiss ass, andd fuckedd himm goodd!! He moanedd, andd youu didd: RAAAWRRRR IM THEE ALPHAA!! you cummed everywhere

After thiss you thought "hmm i amm gaaay, idkkk naah im a alpha! Raawr"

You IMPREGNATED him.. DEEPLY
he lookedd veryy haappy, you made him his bitch

 

[wsada]

LIAR..... you looked at eachother, you kissed him deeplyyy veryy deeep, you looked at him horny

Andd THEEN.. you did go too aa secret room with him, andd have passive gaay sex with himm, you putted you dick in hiss ass, andd fuckedd himm goodd!! He moanedd, andd youu didd: RAAAWRRRR IM THEE ALPHAA!! you cummed everywhere

After thiss you thought "hmm i amm gaaay, idkkk naah im a alpha! Raawr"

You IMPREGNATED him.. DEEPLY
he lookedd veryy haappy, you made him his bitch

The urge to kill myself..

 

[DR. NICKGA]

The urge to kill myself..
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i gonna write more gay stories right NOW

 

[Corleone]

Obv by some zesty guy who I always knew was a secret looksmaxxer cus he wears a bunch of jewellery and shit. Anyway he points at my nose in class and said ‘why are you wearing makeup’ loudly.

The zesty dude later that night in OP's DMs:

Spoiler: NSFW

WYD? 691 × 897

 

[Reformed]

They all know that you are gay now, its over.

Nah people know I slay. If anything I larp a way higher body count to normies. They legit think I’m a giga slayer

The zesty dude later that night in OP's DMs:

Spoiler: NSFW

WYD? View attachment 2668732691 × 897

He has a girlfriend tho so he’s straight. He’s just one of those irl looksmaxxers that does every softmax possible

 

[edodalic29]

use a cotton swab if you do it with your fingers it looks shit, women use brushes for it.

What are the do’s and dont’s for wearing makeup as a man? U seem high iq

 

[Orc]

What are the do’s and dont’s for wearing makeup as a man? U seem high iq

watch more mommy bloggers, women aren't called out because they hide it better.

 

[dantemaxxing]

This is why you gymmax lol so cringe faggots don’t call you out. Always just use the tinted moisturizer card if you do

 

[๕ඞChick3ncu1ry]

not how it works nigga u dont live in korea

@anthony111553 korea or not my whole face and phenotype still Asian NT normie painted me based on the stereotypes before I even opened my mouth already