jotunnr
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Ima keep it short and sweet
Long story short im walking to the market to buy some contour & highlighter, and this MTB worker that I exchanged numbers with last time i was there walks up to me & sees me in the makeup section
I tell her AHHH yes im here for my little sister, i dont do that makeup stuff of course haha.
I got a STEADY $30 in my POCKET, this bih tells me THAT SHIT IS $75 FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!!!!!
Now to avoid embarassment, i just tell her "That's not the one i want lowkey, i want x (x doesn't exist)".
20 minutes have passed and she's still looking for my imaginary product, so i just sneakily slide a cheaper contour + mascara in my pocket.
I pay for the stuff and walk out. Tell me why security calls and says "YO YOU GOT SOME MONEY LEFT!"
i know that shit aint about money.
These 2 big dudes drag me ALL THE WAY TO THE BASEMENT, RIGHT to the SECURITY ROOM, where they interrogate me.
Things go all well and dandy I've got my receipt in hand and everything so it goes smooth and i walk out.
However, I've suffered a GREAT aura loss, as the MTB saw all of this happen in confusion. now she probably thinks im a cheap ass thief.
But it's ok, now I've got my stuff and i go home. I ponder a little bit and ask myself "Where would @Nodal hide this?"
I REMEMBERED, THE HOLE IN THE BATHTUB CEILING WHERE I HIDE MY MEDS!
i go and check..... something is missing. My aspirin.
IM FUCKED.
i thought my MOTHER found my ASPIRIN
to THIS day, I did not find it. I must've relocated while im half asleep or something. Anyways, i ended up relocating all my stuff from the bathtub hole, I'm probably getting another meeting with my parents soon.
Until then,
Jotunnr out.
Long story short im walking to the market to buy some contour & highlighter, and this MTB worker that I exchanged numbers with last time i was there walks up to me & sees me in the makeup section
I tell her AHHH yes im here for my little sister, i dont do that makeup stuff of course haha.
I got a STEADY $30 in my POCKET, this bih tells me THAT SHIT IS $75 FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!!!!!
Now to avoid embarassment, i just tell her "That's not the one i want lowkey, i want x (x doesn't exist)".
20 minutes have passed and she's still looking for my imaginary product, so i just sneakily slide a cheaper contour + mascara in my pocket.
I pay for the stuff and walk out. Tell me why security calls and says "YO YOU GOT SOME MONEY LEFT!"
i know that shit aint about money.
These 2 big dudes drag me ALL THE WAY TO THE BASEMENT, RIGHT to the SECURITY ROOM, where they interrogate me.
Things go all well and dandy I've got my receipt in hand and everything so it goes smooth and i walk out.
However, I've suffered a GREAT aura loss, as the MTB saw all of this happen in confusion. now she probably thinks im a cheap ass thief.
But it's ok, now I've got my stuff and i go home. I ponder a little bit and ask myself "Where would @Nodal hide this?"
I REMEMBERED, THE HOLE IN THE BATHTUB CEILING WHERE I HIDE MY MEDS!
i go and check..... something is missing. My aspirin.
IM FUCKED.
i thought my MOTHER found my ASPIRIN
to THIS day, I did not find it. I must've relocated while im half asleep or something. Anyways, i ended up relocating all my stuff from the bathtub hole, I'm probably getting another meeting with my parents soon.
Until then,
Jotunnr out.
