I got CAUGHT fucking a HOOKER at my house by my MOTHER

[Deleted member 81734]

Some background info:
-25 year old incel
-living at home still working just above min wage
-family was out for a trip

Knowing my family was going to be out Saturday night, I made plans to meet up with a hooker at the house. Mind you, this ain’t my first rodeo, not even at the house.
I texted her while I was at work and was looking forward to this shit all day.

So work ends and I invite the girl over. I get showered, pop a few cialis(heh), send the girl an uber and she’s on her way.

She is a pretty girl, 27, good collagen, light eyes, dark hair, and perhaps 5’9. We get down to business, and honestly I am just trying to enjoy my time with her. I spend a lot of time kissing her and stroking her, really just indulging in the experience. And yes, I do eat her cunt for like 15 minutes because she is pretty so it feels nice.
We fuck and I last all of 60 seconds and bust inside her raw.

After that she says she’s hungry and asks me to take her to taco bell, where I buy her a bean burrito and a frozen lemonade.
NOW
I didn’t have a car atm because my transportation is fucked up, so I was in my moms car.

We get home and go inside and just cuddle on the couch.

All of a sudden my phone is blowing up like crazy and I just silence it, assuming it is one of the other hookers I texted raging.

After a bit I check it, and it is my MOM who just saw me on the driveway cameras bringing in a prostitute in her car, and she is pissed, saying it is “some teenager shit” and asking if i fucked the hooker on her bed (i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)
We didn’t fuck on her bed, just the couch.

Anyways it was already bad enough, but it was a prostitute, so I had to lie to my mother and tell her that it was a tinder slay(bless her bluepilled heart for believing I could get that shit) and she at least bought it.
I then tried to cry in her messages and say how hard it is as an ugly male and that this was my one shot so I went for it, but she said she has “no sympathy for low self esteem” so idk now

Brutal even your own mother hates you as incel

idk

ill try to tell her that im least im not a pedophile or a faggot as a way of easing her rage

Anyways goddamn this is gonna be a nightmare interacting with her when she gets back

@NZb6Air
@IAMNOTANINCEL
@N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.

@_MVP_
@ShawarmaFilth

 

[Deleted member 81734]

TL;DR

Prompt: Can u concisely summarize a forum post for me

Output:
The forum post describes a 25-year-old man, who identifies as an incel and still lives at home, recounting an awkward encounter after arranging to meet a sex worker at his house while his family is away. He details the experience, including intimate moments and even taking her to Taco Bell afterward. However, things take a turn when his mother sees footage from the driveway camera of him bringing the woman home. She becomes angry and confronts him, and he ultimately lies, saying she was a girl he met on Tinder. His mother's lack of sympathy for his struggles with self-esteem and relationships leaves him feeling even more isolated. He concludes the post expressing dread about facing his mother when she returns.

 

[anthony111553]

most cucked story of all time

 

[Deleted member 81734]

 

[CL8]

Shouldve went to a hotel

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Shouldve went to a hotel

that shit is like 100 extra bucks or 50 if i go to a shitty motel

 

[gigell]

Tales from Kuala Lumpur durian stand

 

[BrutalMogger]

mom has high iq using vocabulary like livid

 

[gigell]

Read it anyways

 

[BrutalMogger]

oh and yes i almost forgot dnrd tales from mumbai sweatshop kill yourself op fuck you i hope you get casted into the underworld

 

[DildoFaggins]

tales but mirin emma roberts avi

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

You need to beat up your mom

 

[sinss]

zach I fear that its over for you

 

[Deleted member 81734]

You need to beat up your mom

i just wish she understood how hard it is to be a 25 year old balding incel living at home

 

[Deleted member 81734]

zach I fear that its over for you

vegito got that shit on

 

[Deleted member 52226]

Dude what's up with you mom trying to cockblock, you fucked a girl big deal just own it. My mom would probably be so happy if this was me (she would finaly stop thinking that I'm gay).

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Dude what's up with you mom trying to cockblock, you fucked a girl big deal just own it. My mom would probably be so happy if this was me (she would finaly stop thinking that I'm gay).

thsts how im gonna spin it
at least i aint a fag

 

[NZb6Air]

eat her cunt

bust inside her raw

a hooker? what

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

Woah! So this is crazy

 

[Deleted member 81734]

a hooker? what

Listen bro, I am half black, we aren’t particularly known for our long-term thinking and lack of impulsivity.
i kid i kid
but seriously I don’t know wtf I was thinking
she was just really hot compared to the girls I’ve seen and had a nice bubbly personality
it felt like I was a normal fucking human for once man
even driving her to taco bell felt so cozy

 

[SecularIslamist]

What kind of hooker needs to be fed as well? What kind of service is this? Just fuck and tell her to gtfo.

 

[vratisevojvodo]

at least u fucked

 

[Deleted member 81734]

What kind of hooker needs to be fed as well? What kind of service is this? Just fuck and tell her to gtfo.

in all fairness she was cheap for hookers in this area and offered better service
i could have paid the same total amount for an older colder fatter bitch with how the girls in my area are
it was 159 (allthe cash i had) plus 60 uber and 6 bucks taco bell and i got to bust in her

 

[NoReedemingFeature]

You communicate with your mother like a cuck
You are a grown man ffs

 

[Deleted member 81734]

You communicate with your mother like a cuck
You are a grown man ffs

i m a pathetic little manchild incel and my own mother hates me for this fact

 

[Klasik616]

Good for you bro I'm glad you fucked for less than a minute

 

[ㅤㅤㅤㅤClavicular]

@9898 fellow hookermaxer innit, im caging hard

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Good for you bro I'm glad you fucked for less than a minute

i can never last inside pussy man i get too worked up

 

[Deleted member 93012]

its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.

@cromagnon

 

[Enfant terrible]

you sleep in a closet on the floor
cucked wtf

 

[20/04/2008]

Some background info:
-25 year old incel
-living at home still working just above min wage
-family was out for a trip

Knowing my family was going to be out Saturday night, I made plans to meet up with a hooker at the house. Mind you, this ain’t my first rodeo, not even at the house.
I texted her while I was at work and was looking forward to this shit all day.

So work ends and I invite the girl over. I get showered, pop a few cialis(heh), send the girl an uber and she’s on her way.

She is a pretty girl, 27, good collagen, light eyes, dark hair, and perhaps 5’9. We get down to business, and honestly I am just trying to enjoy my time with her. I spend a lot of time kissing her and stroking her, really just indulging in the experience. And yes, I do eat her cunt for like 15 minutes because she is pretty so it feels nice.
We fuck and I last all of 60 seconds and bust inside her raw.

After that she says she’s hungry and asks me to take her to taco bell, where I buy her a bean burrito and a frozen lemonade.
NOW
I didn’t have a car atm because my transportation is fucked up, so I was in my moms car.

We get home and go inside and just cuddle on the couch.

All of a sudden my phone is blowing up like crazy and I just silence it, assuming it is one of the other hookers I texted raging.

After a bit I check it, and it is my MOM who just saw me on the driveway cameras bringing in a prostitute in her car, and she is pissed, saying it is “some teenager shit” and asking if i fucked the hooker on her bed (i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)
We didn’t fuck on her bed, just the couch.

Anyways it was already bad enough, but it was a prostitute, so I had to lie to my mother and tell her that it was a tinder slay(bless her bluepilled heart for believing I could get that shit) and she at least bought it.
I then tried to cry in her messages and say how hard it is as an ugly male and that this was my one shot so I went for it, but she said she has “no sympathy for low self esteem” so idk now

Brutal even your own mother hates you as incel

idk

ill try to tell her that im least im not a pedophile or a faggot as a way of easing her rage

Anyways goddamn this is gonna be a nightmare interacting with her when she gets back

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@NZb6Air
@IAMNOTANINCEL
@N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.

@_MVP_
@ShawarmaFilth

Storys from mumbhai with a twist

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Storys from mumbhai with a twist

these are stories from a houston texas suburb actually

 

[Pendejo]

you sleep in a closet on the floor
cucked wtf

Type shit

 

[JohnDoe]

But why are you sleeping in a closet on the floor? And 200+ bucks for 60 seconds and you went down on a literal prozzie? Man you are retarded

 

[The Grinch]

Do I look like I give a shit about your personal life?

 

[MoggerGaston]

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ngl your mom seems abusive asf and you are responding to her in a traumatized submissive way.

brutal.

hope you can cut her out of your life soon man, you will realize the hurt she's doing to you and how abnormal it is to treat people like this.

 

[MoggerGaston]

also how does the prostitute service work?

I am ugly asf and can't get girls, 29yo. You say you don't just fuck her, but also chill together? Can't imagine ur paying by the hour then since that would be hella expensive.

how does it work? I need to go down this path.

 

[MoggerGaston]

Listen bro, I am half black, we aren’t particularly known for our long-term thinking and lack of impulsivity.
i kid i kid
but seriously I don’t know wtf I was thinking
she was just really hot compared to the girls I’ve seen and had a nice bubbly personality
it felt like I was a normal fucking human for once man
even driving her to taco bell felt so cozy

mirin hard man

i need this, i want this. what site u use. how much u pay for the full evening or how does it work

 

[MoggerGaston]

Dude what's up with you mom trying to cockblock, you fucked a girl big deal just own it. My mom would probably be so happy if this was me (she would finaly stop thinking that I'm gay).

his mother seems abusive asf, dumb bitch

 

[basedblackpiller]

You paid a good looking hooker to let you fuck her raw and you don’t even have your own bed?
What country are you in and how much did it cost? But mirin that you did it

 

[MoggerGaston]

You paid a good looking hooker to let you fuck her raw and you don’t even have your own bed?
What country are you in and how much did it cost? But mirin that you did it

this this
and it also seems that chilling and cuddling afterwards is included too?

mirin the value

 

[Deleted member 81734]

ngl your mom seems abusive asf and you are responding to her in a traumatized submissive way.

brutal.

hope you can cut her out of your life soon man, you will realize the hurt she's doing to you and how abnormal it is to treat people like this.

she is abusive, she is way calmer now though. I remember when I was 14 and just starting to get taller than her, she raged at me after I was complaining about dinner(just teen things) and started beating the shit out of me, she almost never hits me but just snapped that day. I pushed her off me and she called the cops and said I was hitting her and they held me in the police car. no charges were pressed though. to this day she recounts it as when i was “hitting her”

 

[Deleted member 81734]

mirin hard man

i need this, i want this. what site u use. how much u pay for the full evening or how does it work

I met her on ourhome2.net, you have to register
I paid her 159 + 60 uber and 6 bucks taco bell and we fucked and cuddled and talked. this is extremely rare and cheap in my country for a girl of her looks level though, normally girls like her charge 400 for that

 

[Deleted member 81734]

also how does the prostitute service work?

I am ugly asf and can't get girls, 29yo. You say you don't just fuck her, but also chill together? Can't imagine ur paying by the hour then since that would be hella expensive.

how does it work? I need to go down this path.

it is technically an hourly payment but sge stayed longer and we chilled
i think its probably better than having to fuck some fat old dude anyways

 

[Deleted member 81734]

But why are you sleeping in a closet on the floor? And 200+ bucks for 60 seconds and you went down on a literal prozzie? Man you are retarded

i an a broke ass min wage incel

 

[Deleted member 81734]

You paid a good looking hooker to let you fuck her raw and you don’t even have your own bed?
What country are you in and how much did it cost? But mirin that you did it

America and 159 for the girl, 60 uber, 6 taco bell

 

[N1666]

your situation sounds extremely depressing, I admire the fact you haven’t killed yourself yet

 

[Deleted member 81734]

your situation sounds extremely depressing, I admire the fact you haven’t killed yourself yet

i am naturally super bluepilled
like the worst shit will happen to me and ill just be like ok tomorrow will be a better day : )
even tho rationally i know it is fucked

 

[ChadL1te]

damn bro your mom seems like an asshat. You need to careermax and get the fuck outta there.

Mirin the inhib though

 

[MoggerGaston]

I met her on ourhome2.net, you have to register
I paid her 159 + 60 uber and 6 bucks taco bell and we fucked and cuddled and talked. this is extremely rare and cheap in my country for a girl of her looks level though, normally girls like her charge 400 for that

site doesnt work unfortunately but i live in netherlands so prob no ppl on it there anyways