I got CAUGHT fucking a HOOKER at my house by my MOTHER

[Goth]

I’ll send you pics in dms since you are a most trusted user

U can trust me. We can all relate here

 

[Deleted member 81734]

 

[Hxris]

Some background info:
-25 year old incel
-living at home still working just above min wage
-family was out for a trip

Knowing my family was going to be out Saturday night, I made plans to meet up with a hooker at the house. Mind you, this ain’t my first rodeo, not even at the house.
I texted her while I was at work and was looking forward to this shit all day.

So work ends and I invite the girl over. I get showered, pop a few cialis(heh), send the girl an uber and she’s on her way.

She is a pretty girl, 27, good collagen, light eyes, dark hair, and perhaps 5’9. We get down to business, and honestly I am just trying to enjoy my time with her. I spend a lot of time kissing her and stroking her, really just indulging in the experience. And yes, I do eat her cunt for like 15 minutes because she is pretty so it feels nice.
We fuck and I last all of 60 seconds and bust inside her raw.

After that she says she’s hungry and asks me to take her to taco bell, where I buy her a bean burrito and a frozen lemonade.
NOW
I didn’t have a car atm because my transportation is fucked up, so I was in my moms car.

We get home and go inside and just cuddle on the couch.

All of a sudden my phone is blowing up like crazy and I just silence it, assuming it is one of the other hookers I texted raging.

After a bit I check it, and it is my MOM who just saw me on the driveway cameras bringing in a prostitute in her car, and she is pissed, saying it is “some teenager shit” and asking if i fucked the hooker on her bed (i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)
We didn’t fuck on her bed, just the couch.

Anyways it was already bad enough, but it was a prostitute, so I had to lie to my mother and tell her that it was a tinder slay(bless her bluepilled heart for believing I could get that shit) and she at least bought it.
I then tried to cry in her messages and say how hard it is as an ugly male and that this was my one shot so I went for it, but she said she has “no sympathy for low self esteem” so idk now

Brutal even your own mother hates you as incel

idk

ill try to tell her that im least im not a pedophile or a faggot as a way of easing her rage

Anyways goddamn this is gonna be a nightmare interacting with her when she gets back

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@NZb6Air
@IAMNOTANINCEL
@N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.

@_MVP_
@ShawarmaFilth

Post a photo of urself

 

[Goth]

At least I don’t fuck nasty std havin hookers

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Post a photo of urself

I’ve shown my face to Trusted Users.

 

[cromagnon]

I’ll send you pics in dms since you are a most trusted user

Let me see I’m not the type to leak since I’m not a faggot

 

[Brus Wane]

This was one of the funniest and saddest escort stories I've read here by far. Might just be the most entertaining, after I read all the comment.

Hope things get better for you, OP.

From a fellow escortcel.

 

[Pakicel]

also how does the prostitute service work?

I am ugly asf and can't get girls, 29yo. You say you don't just fuck her, but also chill together? Can't imagine ur paying by the hour then since that would be hella expensive.

how does it work? I need to go down this path.

I think you can get a much more affordable betabuxxing arrangement with a HTB. But you will have to spend a few hundred a month and play emotional tampon as well.

 

[Pakicel]

your situation sounds extremely depressing, I admire the fact you haven’t killed yourself yet

People think roping is easy af when it isn’t. You almost always need help from someone else to do it properly.

 

[T50CeI]

Nigger fix your life you’re literally 25

 

[Enfant terrible]

my incel rotter closet
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closet in your mums bedroom?

 

[MoggerGaston]

I think you can get a much more affordable betabuxxing arrangement with a HTB. But you will have to spend a few hundred a month and play emotional tampon as well.

not possible as subChad for a few hundred bux

 

[Matthias8272]

 

[Pakicel]

not possible as subChad for a few hundred bux

Cope. You won’t need to betabux much at all. Not even a few hundred actually. A few gifts every year should be enough. But you will have to play emotional tampon.

 

[Acne Victim]

Cope. You won’t need to betabux much at all. Not even a few hundred actually. A few gifts every year should be enough. But you will have to play emotional tampon.

how does one even managed to betabux a HTB+

like what is the step by step plan, u just post some pics on tinder with luxury items and attract low class golddiggers?

 

[Deleted member 81734]

how does one even managed to betabux a HTB+

like what is the step by step plan, u just post some pics on tinder with luxury items and attract low class golddiggers?

you have to be a millionaire and at least 6/10 so she isn’t embarrassed to be seen around your worthless ass
you also have to let her dress like a little whore in yoga pants and shit and raise her children from previous relationships
you can be her little live in paypiggy

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Some background info:
-25 year old incel
-living at home still working just above min wage
-family was out for a trip

Knowing my family was going to be out Saturday night, I made plans to meet up with a hooker at the house. Mind you, this ain’t my first rodeo, not even at the house.
I texted her while I was at work and was looking forward to this shit all day.

So work ends and I invite the girl over. I get showered, pop a few cialis(heh), send the girl an uber and she’s on her way.

She is a pretty girl, 27, good collagen, light eyes, dark hair, and perhaps 5’9. We get down to business, and honestly I am just trying to enjoy my time with her. I spend a lot of time kissing her and stroking her, really just indulging in the experience. And yes, I do eat her cunt for like 15 minutes because she is pretty so it feels nice.
We fuck and I last all of 60 seconds and bust inside her raw.

After that she says she’s hungry and asks me to take her to taco bell, where I buy her a bean burrito and a frozen lemonade.
NOW
I didn’t have a car atm because my transportation is fucked up, so I was in my moms car.

We get home and go inside and just cuddle on the couch.

All of a sudden my phone is blowing up like crazy and I just silence it, assuming it is one of the other hookers I texted raging.

After a bit I check it, and it is my MOM who just saw me on the driveway cameras bringing in a prostitute in her car, and she is pissed, saying it is “some teenager shit” and asking if i fucked the hooker on her bed (i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)
We didn’t fuck on her bed, just the couch.

Anyways it was already bad enough, but it was a prostitute, so I had to lie to my mother and tell her that it was a tinder slay(bless her bluepilled heart for believing I could get that shit) and she at least bought it.
I then tried to cry in her messages and say how hard it is as an ugly male and that this was my one shot so I went for it, but she said she has “no sympathy for low self esteem” so idk now

Brutal even your own mother hates you as incel

idk

ill try to tell her that im least im not a pedophile or a faggot as a way of easing her rage

Anyways goddamn this is gonna be a nightmare interacting with her when she gets back

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@NZb6Air
@IAMNOTANINCEL
@N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.

@_MVP_
@ShawarmaFilth

how did you get the hooker that let you bust inside her raw

 

[Deleted member 81734]

how did you get the hooker that let you bust inside her raw

i just kinda went for it and didnt even ask about a condom and she was cool with it

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

i just kinda went for it and didnt even ask about a condom and she was cool with it

Thanks, I will try this on my next appointment

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Thanks, I will try this on my next appointment

it just depends on the girl and how she is feeling you
ive done it a few times but MOST women will not allow it

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

it just depends on the girl and how she is feeling you
ive done it a few times but MOST women will not allow it

have you tried ghosting? taking off the condom mid sex without an escort knowing and you bust in her quickly

 

[Deleted member 81734]

have you tried ghosting? taking off the condom mid sex without an escort knowing and you bust in her quickly

i think thats called stealthing her but ive never trued it

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

i think thats called stealthing her but ive never trued it

I might do it if no escort allows me to cum inside her raw, plus not illegal in my area

 

[Deleted member 81734]

I might do it if no escort allows me to cum inside her raw, plus not illegal in my area

it shouldnt be illegal if she already consented to sex

 

[uksucks]

We are going to fully discuss this

damn those dreaded words

 

[laaltin]

Why does your mom hate you Zachary

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Why does your mom hate you Zachary

Looks

 

[TallDarkAndHandsome]

Dude what's up with you mom trying to cockblock, you fucked a girl big deal just own it. My mom would probably be so happy if this was me (she would finaly stop thinking that I'm gay).

Same here, lmao . My mom straight-up asked me once if I was gay. It honestly feels like she wants me to be sexually active, and she's always encouraging me to date and get a girlfriend.

 

[cc_7373]

im half white half black and my mom is white
ill pm you the girl

Pm me also, am curious

 

[cc_7373]

I’ve shown my face to Trusted Users.

You can trust me bro, swear on hamza and my nofap streak

 

[cc_7373]

my incel rotter closet
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Thats your room?

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Thats your room?

yes sir

 

[givemeheight]

what happend now? did you mum consider to throw you out?

 

[Deleted member 81734]

what happend now? did you mum consider to throw you out?

no we are fine again and she isn’t even mad. we are talking again too. I got really worked up because I have the emotional stability of a teenage girl with BPD

 

[thecel]

I strongly dislike the fact that you have a 50+ bodycount

@Rea @Imretarded? @Eriot Lodger

 

[Rich/Jewish_Gooner$]

i m a pathetic little manchild incel and my own mother hates me for this fact

me too bro

 

[Rea]

I strongly dislike the fact that you have a 50+ bodycount

@Rea @Imretarded? @Eriot Lodger

50 is a lot..

 

[Pendejo]

Hookers exist solely for your pleasure trying to “please” the prostitute is retarded

Or maybe he actually enjoys eating girls out? But your indian ass probably has never felt the touch of a woman so I cannot blame you for not considering that.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Or maybe he actually enjoys eating girls out? But your indian ass probably has never felt the touch of a woman so I cannot blame you for not considering that.

Name checks out jfl if you enjoy eating hookers out

lol enjoy eating the cum of hundreds of men just say you’re a cuck and call it a day

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Or maybe he actually enjoys eating girls out? .

I’m sure he enjoyed buying her lunch to

 

[Pendejo]

lol enjoy eating the cum of hundreds of men just say you’re a cuck and call it a day

I know the concept of hygiene may be foreign to your kind but you need to understand that's not how it works, also most hookers don't fuck raw, so no you aren't eating the cum of "hundreds" of men either way.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I know the concept of hygiene may be foreign to your kind but you need to understand that's not how it works, also most hookers don't fuck raw, so no you aren't eating the cum of "hundreds" of men either way.

I can’t believe you’re this autistic

You really thought I literally meant you were eating cum, no wonder you ended up here

You’re eating the pussy of someone who has had dozens of cocks in them that’s just nasty

And then he payed for her food lol just say you’re a cuck buddy instead of trying to defend this

 

[Entschuldigung]

mom has high iq using vocabulary like livid

The mom in question:

 

[Entschuldigung]

you sleep in a closet on the floor
cucked wtf

Harry Potter ass nigga

 

[truthhurts]

im half white half black and my mom is white
ill pm you the girl

Pm gyal bhai

 

[Pendejo]

I can’t believe you’re this autistic

You really thought I literally meant you were eating cum, no wonder you ended up here

You’re eating the pussy of someone who has had dozens of cocks in them that’s just nasty

And then he payed for her food lol just say you’re a cuck buddy instead of trying to defend this

You are the autistic one for caring so much about who someone you are literally HOOKING UP with fucked or did not fuck prior to you, it literally makes no difference as long as she is clean, it's an escort not your future wife ffs, and yeah he paid for her food which was a nice gesture and justified given the fact that she let him fuck her raw for cheap and stayed longer giving him the full experience, you bitter broke subhuman.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

You are the autistic one for caring so much about who someone you are literally HOOKING UP

Nigga are you 5? I just made fun of the dude literally everyone on the internet does that

with fucked or did not fuck prior to you, it literally makes no difference as long as she is clean, it's an escort not your future wife ffs, and yeah he paid for her food which was a nice gesture and justified given the fact that she let him fuck her raw for cheap and stayed longer giving him the full experience, you bitter broke subhuman.

Dnrd this autistic spic really wrote a paragraph to justify is cuck fetish of eating out another man’s sloppy seconds and then buying a hooker lunch

Name checks out

 

[Pendejo]

Nigga are you 5? I just made fun of the dude literally everyone on the internet does that

I was clearly addressing the discussion we were having not your initial comment, you dense retard.

Dnrd this autistic spic really wrote a paragraph to justify is cuck fetish of eating out another man’s sloppy seconds and then buying a hooker lunch

Name checks out

There’s literally nothing cucked about it, normal people clean their genitals regularly unlike your inbred monkey ass, so there’s no reason to care unless you are a low T faggot like you, imagine being so deeply insecure that you prevent yourself from enjoying sex lmao, OP probably experienced more enjoyment eating her out than you will do in your entire miserable life, you insentient cockroach.

“Muh name checks out teehee” imagine calling anyone a cuck while you make these redditor tier remarks, kys.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I was clearly addressing the discussion we were having not your initial comment, you dense retard.

Spic iq moment

That makes even less sense you were the one who started this whole discussion

So how am I the autist for “caring so much” when the discussion in question was started by you

There’s literally nothing cucked about it, normal people clean their genitals regularly unlike your inbred monkey ass, so there’s no reason to care unless you are a low T faggot like you, imagine being so deeply insecure that you prevent yourself from enjoying sex lmao, OP probably experienced more enjoyment eating her out than you will do in your entire miserable life, you insentient cockroach.

“Muh name checks out teehee” imagine calling anyone a cuck while you make these redditor tier remarks, kys.

Didn’t read a molecule your moroccan rape baby

 

[Pendejo]

That makes even less sense you were the one who started this whole discussion

So how am I the autist for “caring so much” when the discussion in question was started by you

I started the discussion so what? I’m not the one with an irrational fear of eating girls out, are you also never gonna fuck a girl cuz at some point another dude had his dick inside her before you?

Didn’t read a molecule your moroccan rape baby

Make up your mind, am I a spic or a moroccan rape baby?

Btw I know you read every single word like the abused dog you are, you are only fooling 90 IQ indians with these cringe didn’t read replies.