I got CAUGHT fucking a HOOKER at my house by my MOTHER

[Goth]

I’ll send you pics in dms since you are a most trusted user

U can trust me. We can all relate here

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

 

[Hxris]

Some background info:
-25 year old incel
-living at home still working just above min wage
-family was out for a trip

Knowing my family was going to be out Saturday night, I made plans to meet up with a hooker at the house. Mind you, this ain’t my first rodeo, not even at the house.
I texted her while I was at work and was looking forward to this shit all day.

So work ends and I invite the girl over. I get showered, pop a few cialis(heh), send the girl an uber and she’s on her way.

She is a pretty girl, 27, good collagen, light eyes, dark hair, and perhaps 5’9. We get down to business, and honestly I am just trying to enjoy my time with her. I spend a lot of time kissing her and stroking her, really just indulging in the experience. And yes, I do eat her cunt for like 15 minutes because she is pretty so it feels nice.
We fuck and I last all of 60 seconds and bust inside her raw.

After that she says she’s hungry and asks me to take her to taco bell, where I buy her a bean burrito and a frozen lemonade.
NOW
I didn’t have a car atm because my transportation is fucked up, so I was in my moms car.

We get home and go inside and just cuddle on the couch.

All of a sudden my phone is blowing up like crazy and I just silence it, assuming it is one of the other hookers I texted raging.

After a bit I check it, and it is my MOM who just saw me on the driveway cameras bringing in a prostitute in her car, and she is pissed, saying it is “some teenager shit” and asking if i fucked the hooker on her bed (i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)
We didn’t fuck on her bed, just the couch.

Anyways it was already bad enough, but it was a prostitute, so I had to lie to my mother and tell her that it was a tinder slay(bless her bluepilled heart for believing I could get that shit) and she at least bought it.
I then tried to cry in her messages and say how hard it is as an ugly male and that this was my one shot so I went for it, but she said she has “no sympathy for low self esteem” so idk now

Brutal even your own mother hates you as incel

idk

ill try to tell her that im least im not a pedophile or a faggot as a way of easing her rage

Anyways goddamn this is gonna be a nightmare interacting with her when she gets back

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@NZb6Air
@IAMNOTANINCEL
@N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.

@_MVP_
@ShawarmaFilth

Post a photo of urself

 

[Goth]

At least I don’t fuck nasty std havin hookers

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

Post a photo of urself

I’ve shown my face to Trusted Users.

 

[cromagnon]

I’ll send you pics in dms since you are a most trusted user

Let me see I’m not the type to leak since I’m not a faggot

 

[Brus Wane]

This was one of the funniest and saddest escort stories I've read here by far. Might just be the most entertaining, after I read all the comment.

Hope things get better for you, OP.

From a fellow escortcel.

 

[Pakicel]

also how does the prostitute service work?

I am ugly asf and can't get girls, 29yo. You say you don't just fuck her, but also chill together? Can't imagine ur paying by the hour then since that would be hella expensive.

how does it work? I need to go down this path.

I think you can get a much more affordable betabuxxing arrangement with a HTB. But you will have to spend a few hundred a month and play emotional tampon as well.

 

[Pakicel]

your situation sounds extremely depressing, I admire the fact you haven’t killed yourself yet

People think roping is easy af when it isn’t. You almost always need help from someone else to do it properly.

 

[T50CeI]

Nigger fix your life you’re literally 25

 

[Enfant terrible]

my incel rotter closet
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closet in your mums bedroom?

 

[MoggerGaston]

I think you can get a much more affordable betabuxxing arrangement with a HTB. But you will have to spend a few hundred a month and play emotional tampon as well.

not possible as subChad for a few hundred bux

 

[Matthias8272]

 

[Pakicel]

not possible as subChad for a few hundred bux

Cope. You won’t need to betabux much at all. Not even a few hundred actually. A few gifts every year should be enough. But you will have to play emotional tampon.

 

[Acne Victim]

Cope. You won’t need to betabux much at all. Not even a few hundred actually. A few gifts every year should be enough. But you will have to play emotional tampon.

how does one even managed to betabux a HTB+

like what is the step by step plan, u just post some pics on tinder with luxury items and attract low class golddiggers?

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

how does one even managed to betabux a HTB+

like what is the step by step plan, u just post some pics on tinder with luxury items and attract low class golddiggers?

you have to be a millionaire and at least 6/10 so she isn’t embarrassed to be seen around your worthless ass
you also have to let her dress like a little whore in yoga pants and shit and raise her children from previous relationships
you can be her little live in paypiggy

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Some background info:
-25 year old incel
-living at home still working just above min wage
-family was out for a trip

Knowing my family was going to be out Saturday night, I made plans to meet up with a hooker at the house. Mind you, this ain’t my first rodeo, not even at the house.
I texted her while I was at work and was looking forward to this shit all day.

So work ends and I invite the girl over. I get showered, pop a few cialis(heh), send the girl an uber and she’s on her way.

She is a pretty girl, 27, good collagen, light eyes, dark hair, and perhaps 5’9. We get down to business, and honestly I am just trying to enjoy my time with her. I spend a lot of time kissing her and stroking her, really just indulging in the experience. And yes, I do eat her cunt for like 15 minutes because she is pretty so it feels nice.
We fuck and I last all of 60 seconds and bust inside her raw.

After that she says she’s hungry and asks me to take her to taco bell, where I buy her a bean burrito and a frozen lemonade.
NOW
I didn’t have a car atm because my transportation is fucked up, so I was in my moms car.

We get home and go inside and just cuddle on the couch.

All of a sudden my phone is blowing up like crazy and I just silence it, assuming it is one of the other hookers I texted raging.

After a bit I check it, and it is my MOM who just saw me on the driveway cameras bringing in a prostitute in her car, and she is pissed, saying it is “some teenager shit” and asking if i fucked the hooker on her bed (i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)
We didn’t fuck on her bed, just the couch.

Anyways it was already bad enough, but it was a prostitute, so I had to lie to my mother and tell her that it was a tinder slay(bless her bluepilled heart for believing I could get that shit) and she at least bought it.
I then tried to cry in her messages and say how hard it is as an ugly male and that this was my one shot so I went for it, but she said she has “no sympathy for low self esteem” so idk now

Brutal even your own mother hates you as incel

idk

ill try to tell her that im least im not a pedophile or a faggot as a way of easing her rage

Anyways goddamn this is gonna be a nightmare interacting with her when she gets back

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@NZb6Air
@IAMNOTANINCEL
@N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.

@_MVP_
@ShawarmaFilth

how did you get the hooker that let you bust inside her raw

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

how did you get the hooker that let you bust inside her raw

i just kinda went for it and didnt even ask about a condom and she was cool with it

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

i just kinda went for it and didnt even ask about a condom and she was cool with it

Thanks, I will try this on my next appointment

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

Thanks, I will try this on my next appointment

it just depends on the girl and how she is feeling you
ive done it a few times but MOST women will not allow it

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

it just depends on the girl and how she is feeling you
ive done it a few times but MOST women will not allow it

have you tried ghosting? taking off the condom mid sex without an escort knowing and you bust in her quickly

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

have you tried ghosting? taking off the condom mid sex without an escort knowing and you bust in her quickly

i think thats called stealthing her but ive never trued it

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

i think thats called stealthing her but ive never trued it

I might do it if no escort allows me to cum inside her raw, plus not illegal in my area

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

I might do it if no escort allows me to cum inside her raw, plus not illegal in my area

it shouldnt be illegal if she already consented to sex

 

[uksucks]

We are going to fully discuss this

damn those dreaded words

 

[laaltin]

Why does your mom hate you Zachary

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

Why does your mom hate you Zachary

Looks

 

[TallDarkAndHandsome]

Dude what's up with you mom trying to cockblock, you fucked a girl big deal just own it. My mom would probably be so happy if this was me (she would finaly stop thinking that I'm gay).

Same here, lmao . My mom straight-up asked me once if I was gay. It honestly feels like she wants me to be sexually active, and she's always encouraging me to date and get a girlfriend.