I got caught with a knife at school

[albanian_chad]

I pulled it up and stabbed it im the desk teacher saw me lol they called my dad but his crazy he got mad was staring at me like crazy i aint going home im staying at my friends.What should i do no troll

 

[ballakaseema]

just ice your balls for 30x test boost, it will act as a built in super saiyan to give you enough strength to murder and molest your dad and the teacher

 

[Dane]

I was arrested after walking on the street with one

 

[Debetro]

What color is your skin?

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

lol, my friend brought a swiss army knife to school in 9th grade and got external suspension for 2 weeks

he was flaunting it in front of everyone like a retard, and one of the girls snitched on him jfl

 

[mrdouchebag]

Tell them you were practicing your tomato and onion cutting skills since you dream is to become a chef.