I got caught with sperm cells in my saliva.

[ChudSquad2027]

So far this year bio has been my best class and I've been thriving academically, now I dont even want to show my face in school anymore. Bio was my last class last friday and the t=hursday before I was staying up all night gooning I fell asleep after i gooned for the 3rd time with my meat and nut in my hand. An hour after that my mom woke me up (thank god I had a blanket) and said it was time for school, I was so tired but my mom forced me to go to school and I din't have time to brush my teeth or shower (important later). My first 3 classes I tried to pay attention but I have the same group of greys in all my classes who keep shouting shit like 67 and tung tung sahur. During lunch me and my friends just doom scrolled in the bathroom and evryone who came in started to cover their noses with their shits, i was cofused cuz i ddnt smell anything. I asked mny friends why people are doing this and they said its cuz of me and they all bursted out laughing, and some randoms too. I then crashed out and left to go to bio and that class we were learning how to use microscopes and for some fucking reason everyone was testing their saliva because we re studying bacteria. I decided I wanted to see mine but my f7ycking dumbass didnt remember that I tos and turn in my sleep so when the baddest girl in ym calss looked at my saliva she saw sperm, everyone laughed like it was part of a fucking movie. i couldn't help but cry, i didnt know what todo so I rann out of class like a little kid crying, fuck my life and i sprinted past the chud security gaurd. I walked into school on onday and everyione started looking at me exactly like how everyone was looking at peter/spiderman in no way home. The same group who was saying 67 and tunh tung saw me and started yelling names like cum boy and slut and eveyone was laughing again. II told the nurse i was sick and had to leave early and im too ashamed to go to school now. how and why does this happen to me of all people. THis was by far the worst day of my life./

 

[Sub->CL]

I know it's you, @ragingmanlet

 

[lowestlowltn]

So far this year bio has been my best class and I've been thriving academically, now I dont even want to show my face in school anymore. Bio was my last class last friday and the t=hursday before I was staying up all night gooning I fell asleep after i gooned for the 3rd time with my meat and nut in my hand. An hour after that my mom woke me up (thank god I had a blanket) and said it was time for school, I was so tired but my mom forced me to go to school and I din't have time to brush my teeth or shower (important later). My first 3 classes I tried to pay attention but I have the same group of greys in all my classes who keep shouting shit like 67 and tung tung sahur. During lunch me and my friends just doom scrolled in the bathroom and evryone who came in started to cover their noses with their shits, i was cofused cuz i ddnt smell anything. I asked mny friends why people are doing this and they said its cuz of me and they all bursted out laughing, and some randoms too. I then crashed out and left to go to bio and that class we were learning how to use microscopes and for some fucking reason everyone was testing their saliva because we re studying bacteria. I decided I wanted to see mine but my f7ycking dumbass didnt remember that I tos and turn in my sleep so when the baddest girl in ym calss looked at my saliva she saw sperm, everyone laughed like it was part of a fucking movie. i couldn't help but cry, i didnt know what todo so I rann out of class like a little kid crying, fuck my life and i sprinted past the chud security gaurd. I walked into school on onday and everyione started looking at me exactly like how everyone was looking at peter/spiderman in no way home. The same group who was saying 67 and tunh tung saw me and started yelling names like cum boy and slut and eveyone was laughing again. II told the nurse i was sick and had to leave early and im too ashamed to go to school now. how and why does this happen to me of all people. THis was by far the worst day of my life./

dnr+ tales

 

[i_Mogger]

ultra dnr boyo

 

[ChudSquad2027]

I know it's you, @ragingmanlet

its not me

 

[KellSS]

 

[Frenulum]

Nigga really thinks we would believe this shit

 

[MLP]

 

[Jgns]

its not me nigga

its not ME nigga? wooah referring to urself in the third person huh

 

[MLP]

its not ME nigga? wooah referring to urself in the third person huh

same exact thing i thought

are we high iq?

 

[Jgns]

same exact thing i thought

are we high iq?

We're just two retards in a pod huhh

 

[MLP]

We're just two retards in a pod huhh

indeed matey

 

[unloveableltn]

read it all
you lowk deserved it
gooning 3 times like jfl incel