I got diarrhoea on my dick from anal

[imjustabebeh]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

 

[yuzer]

Where are your parents

 

[imjustabebeh]

Where are your parents

They went on a business trip to Germany

 

[browncurrycel]

 

[Bars]

Respect

 

[Big Daddy]

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

caged at this line

 

[Knight]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

wtf brah

 

[luuk]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

Yeah there’s a reason they’re supposed to douche their asshole beforehand
Gays have whole diets and protocols and shit purely to prevent this apparently
Not worth the hassle when there’s a better hole right next to it imo

 

[willsmith]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

Nigga thats why you wear condoms even during anal

 

[Foreverbrad]

I never had this happen tbh. You got real unlucky.

 

[Reginald]

bro

 

[SoundnVision]

Congrats fella

 

[The Grinch]

What’s the problem? If anything the shit makes it even better

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Lol play stupid games win stupid prizes

Also larp this never happened

 

[mohi_100]

Is it true that stool is used as lubricant to have better anal fucking experience? I believe this is what happened to you when you were at manhattan prison

 

[Former Shortcel]

 

[imjustabebeh]

Nigga thats why you wear condoms even during anal

Nah I want shit all over my dick

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

You have to pull out kinda slow bc of suction

 

[User28823]

consequences of fucking ltb

 

[Sprinkles]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

that’s literally the best part

 

[MatchaMocha]

DNR

 

[Sprinkles]

Is it true that stool is used as lubricant to have better anal fucking experience? I believe this is what happened to you when you were at manhattan prison

don’t even wipe

 

[JohnDoe]

Tales but still funny.

 

[JohnDoe]

don’t even wipe

Blacks are bisexual, most are blatant homos

 

[imjustabebeh]

Tales but still funny.

Every tale has a meaning and a lesson that you take to heart.

 

[moggerofhumanity]

 

[JohnDoe]

Every tale has a meaning and a lesson that you take to heart.

The lesson here being stop copying porn. Those are professionals, the women do enemas and prep for anal. Anal is disgusting, its not a sexual organ. Jews brainwashed goyim into doing it.

 

[YHWH's ghost]

You need to do that shit on an empty stomach. Should have had made her do a 3 day water fast

 

[imjustabebeh]

The lesson here being stop copying porn. Those are professionals, the women do enemas and prep for anal. Anal is disgusting, its not a sexual organ. Jews brainwashed goyim into doing it.

Trvke.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

larp

 

[NotoriousLoser]

so anal is not that great like in porn. one reason more to stay virgin

 

[L88]

What a fucking story

 

[tomahawk]

thats why you learn how to clean your guts proper
and also why anal is haram

 

[imjustabebeh]

thats why you learn how to clean your guts proper
and also why anal is haram

Anal haram but marry 6 year old halal