I got diarrhoea on my dick from anal

[imjustabebeh]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

 

[yuzer]

Where are your parents

 

[imjustabebeh]

Where are your parents

They went on a business trip to Germany

 

[browncurrycel]

 

[Bars]

Respect

 

[Big Daddy]

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

caged at this line

 

[Knight]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

wtf brah

 

[luuk]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

Yeah there’s a reason they’re supposed to douche their asshole beforehand
Gays have whole diets and protocols and shit purely to prevent this apparently
Not worth the hassle when there’s a better hole right next to it imo

 

[willsmith]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

Nigga thats why you wear condoms even during anal

 

[Foreverbrad]

I never had this happen tbh. You got real unlucky.

 

[Reginald]

bro

 

[SoundnVision]

Congrats fella

 

[The Grinch]

What’s the problem? If anything the shit makes it even better

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Lol play stupid games win stupid prizes

Also larp this never happened

 

[mohi_100]

Is it true that stool is used as lubricant to have better anal fucking experience? I believe this is what happened to you when you were at manhattan prison

 

[Former Shortcel]

 

[imjustabebeh]

Nigga thats why you wear condoms even during anal

Nah I want shit all over my dick

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

You have to pull out kinda slow bc of suction

 

[User28823]

consequences of fucking ltb

 

[Sprinkles]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

that’s literally the best part

 

[MatchaMocha]

DNR

 

[Sprinkles]

Is it true that stool is used as lubricant to have better anal fucking experience? I believe this is what happened to you when you were at manhattan prison

don’t even wipe

 

[JohnDoe]

Tales but still funny.

 

[JohnDoe]

don’t even wipe

Blacks are bisexual, most are blatant homos

 

[imjustabebeh]

Tales but still funny.

Every tale has a meaning and a lesson that you take to heart.

 

[moggerofhumanity]

 

[JohnDoe]

Every tale has a meaning and a lesson that you take to heart.

The lesson here being stop copying porn. Those are professionals, the women do enemas and prep for anal. Anal is disgusting, its not a sexual organ. Jews brainwashed goyim into doing it.

 

[YHWH's ghost]

You need to do that shit on an empty stomach. Should have had made her do a 3 day water fast

 

[imjustabebeh]

The lesson here being stop copying porn. Those are professionals, the women do enemas and prep for anal. Anal is disgusting, its not a sexual organ. Jews brainwashed goyim into doing it.

Trvke.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

larp

 

[NotoriousLoser]

so anal is not that great like in porn. one reason more to stay virgin

 

[L88]

What a fucking story

 

[tomahawk]

thats why you learn how to clean your guts proper
and also why anal is haram

 

[imjustabebeh]

thats why you learn how to clean your guts proper
and also why anal is haram

Anal haram but marry 6 year old halal

 

[tomahawk]

Anal haram but marry 6 year old halal

5 minutes of research would make you realize Aisha (Radiallahu Anh) was 17-19 not 6 or 9 or wtv
Hisham ibn Urwa aka the one to pass on that hadith wasnt reliable when he transmitted it far from the arab land in Iraq at an old age, he wasn't reliable
Rather in Islam those are to be called mature who are so both physically and mentally which is proper and surpasses in fairness even some modern systems
Sorry for late reply I was sleeping zzz

 

[tomahawk]

Anal haram but marry 6 year old halal

Good answer for you:

https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-Aisha-was-actually-17-when-she-married-Muhammad-far-from-being-the-six-year-old-we-currently-believe-she-is-If-so-is-it-still-extremely-creepy?top_ans=1477743735184018

 

[ElliotRodgerFan]

I was 16m with 17f we were somewhat dating but not official

She asked me if we wanted to take it to the next level even after having normal sex so I didn’t really get what she was saying at the moment

She said that her friend did anal and that it felt really good so she asked if we could try and I agreed

She told me to buy lube bc it’s tighter than pussy, I did just that and I was pretty excited to do it with her

I watched videos on Ph about how you should start doing it and how to make it feel good

I wasn’t preparing myself for the worst thing to happen but I think that I honestly should’ve

As we started I was doing the basics of foreplay and didn’t think anything of it because it felt pretty normal

I started putting my dick in and she said that her stomach was hurting like crazy but I told her it’s probably normal bc it said that your stomach could hurt and that it would be somewhat uncomfortable from the start

I was doing it for like 6-7 minutes and she said that it felt pretty good but that something felt a little off

After like a minute after she said that she told me to pull out because her asshole and stomach hurt like hell

I was about to cum so I just kept going and I told her that, she insisted that I pull so I listened to her that time

When I pulled my dick was covered in liquid shit and her shit started fucking pouring out her assholr

She rushed to the bathroom leaving a train of fucking diarrhoea behind

I was fucking traumatised my dick covered in shit more than of the stench

If not for the towel I put on the bed then my bed would be covered in diarrhoea and I would never recover from this

I immediately went to wash my dick because shit was literally in my dick hole

I was so fucking scared disgusted and I felt every emotion at the same time

after I washed my dick like 10 times she was still shitting and I started cleaning the shit trail she left behind but when I was doing that I threw up on it

I had to go to my 1st floor bathroom bc the stench was everywhere and I srs couldn’t take it anymore

After she was done shitting I was sitting in the living room rethinking my life decisions

She didn’t even say anything she just took her things and left I think it was for the best but I was left with a shit and throw up covered floor

After like 3 minutes of thinking I had to start cleaning it up I had to cover my nose so that I wouldn’t throw up again

I didn’t get an infection on my dick but I was left traumatised I had to buy a new bed and me and her never spoke again we both blocked eachother

This nigger from Mumbai just making shit up for reps weren't you raped by your teacher too

 

[Nazarath]

dnr usopp