I got discriminated against at work today

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I wanted to see if Asian discrimination exists so when I was 17 and working at subway, I tested the theory. I started talking in a chinese accent and squinting my eyes. When people would say lettuce I would say "OOH rettuce, wise choice". My boss said if I kept it up he would have to fire me HOLY FUCK THE SECOND I BECOME ASIAN MY JOB IS IN JEOPARDY.

I came into work the next day with a long white goatee, and I was FIRED on the SPOT, JUST FOR BEING ASIAN. I explained that if he fired me I would have to go back to working on the railroads and that I couldn't support my immigrant family. The kicker is that my boss was Asian so its all internalized racism, he hates his own kind.

P.S. for all of you saying tales when I talk about my life, go out and actually experience life. If you start acting asian as a white guy people will treat you like some kind of an asshole, because of negative attitudes towards asian's behaviorisms.

That's the last one for today.
 
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But are you actually Asian?
 
link the copypasta
 
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i karate chopped my mom and i dont feel bad
 
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good one toth77
 
I wanted to see if Asian discrimination exists so when I was 17 and working at subway, I tested the theory. I started talking in a chinese accent and squinting my eyes. When people would say lettuce I would say "OOH rettuce, wise choice". My boss said if I kept it up he would have to fire me HOLY FUCK THE SECOND I BECOME ASIAN MY JOB IS IN JEOPARDY.

I came into work the next day with a long white goatee, and I was FIRED on the SPOT, JUST FOR BEING ASIAN. I explained that if he fired me I would have to go back to working on the railroads and that I couldn't support my immigrant family. The kicker is that my boss was Asian so its all internalized racism, he hates his own kind.

P.S. for all of you saying tales when I talk about my life, go out and actually experience life. If you start acting asian as a white guy people will treat you like some kind of an asshole, because of negative attitudes towards asian's behaviorisms.

That's the last one for today.
The guy got in trouble for acting like a retard. Obviously his boss knew him before he started talking Asian. And how did he manage to grow a goatee overnight?
 
That is actually the funniest shit ive ever read. Most standups could never write a joke so perfect.
 
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