aspiringexcel
gookologist/leader of spiritual gookness
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First she asked me to get some cleansing vibrating spatula thing, 2 cleansers, a toner, an essence, masks and a moisturizer. She has the most perfect skin ive ever seen holy fuck. Can you guess what i saw when i opened her cosmetic cabinet?
These niggas. This bitch is the most mentally kpopmaxxed person to exist i swear. WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE A PICTURE OF GOOKS SLEEPING IN THERE? holy fuck what is wrong with foids.
Nevertheleds i got her the shit she needed to looksmaxx my skin. She put on some gay headband on me and started performing some 7 step gook ritual on me (thats literally what its called).
She cleansed my face 2 times it felt amazing ngl. Then she sprayed some mogger liquid on me and started sucking in the shit from my pores with the spatula or some shit. Then for the 5th or whatever step she put on the masks on me.
Did you niggas know theres a mask to looksmax your hands?
Me fucking neither, why the fuck is this bitch so obssesed with skincaremaxxing.
It was on me for like 15 minutes.
Then she tapped the leftover liquid of the masks on me and waited for it to dry off before putting moisturizer.
MY SKIN IS FULLY LOOKSMAXXED NOW. I looked in the mirror and it looks perfect. No blackheads no anything. It even fixed my dark circles.
This bitch bought 2 of the same albums just to get another photocard of a chang. Wtf. Thats even weirder than keeping pictures of them sleeping in your fucking cosmetics cabinet, imagine if a guy did that.
In conclusion shes half retarded but holy fuck my skin is so soft i have no more scars or acne. My hands also look very high class now. I look a lot less subhuman.
She said shell give me some mogger sunscreen and other shit. According to her i need to clean my face 2 times and put on the other shit so i can be skincaremaxxed forever.
In conclusion go skincaremaxx yourself.
These niggas. This bitch is the most mentally kpopmaxxed person to exist i swear. WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE A PICTURE OF GOOKS SLEEPING IN THERE? holy fuck what is wrong with foids.
Nevertheleds i got her the shit she needed to looksmaxx my skin. She put on some gay headband on me and started performing some 7 step gook ritual on me (thats literally what its called).
She cleansed my face 2 times it felt amazing ngl. Then she sprayed some mogger liquid on me and started sucking in the shit from my pores with the spatula or some shit. Then for the 5th or whatever step she put on the masks on me.
Did you niggas know theres a mask to looksmax your hands?
Me fucking neither, why the fuck is this bitch so obssesed with skincaremaxxing.
It was on me for like 15 minutes.
Then she tapped the leftover liquid of the masks on me and waited for it to dry off before putting moisturizer.
MY SKIN IS FULLY LOOKSMAXXED NOW. I looked in the mirror and it looks perfect. No blackheads no anything. It even fixed my dark circles.
This bitch bought 2 of the same albums just to get another photocard of a chang. Wtf. Thats even weirder than keeping pictures of them sleeping in your fucking cosmetics cabinet, imagine if a guy did that.
In conclusion shes half retarded but holy fuck my skin is so soft i have no more scars or acne. My hands also look very high class now. I look a lot less subhuman.
She said shell give me some mogger sunscreen and other shit. According to her i need to clean my face 2 times and put on the other shit so i can be skincaremaxxed forever.
In conclusion go skincaremaxx yourself.