I got graded yesterday at BJJ - [MANLETS DO NOT ENTER]

[Deleted member 15674]

We have 2 coaches in the gym, one middle eastern dude and a massive siberian guy, both black belts. The middle eastern dude is the head coach and he owns 2 gyms, one in my town and another in the other town. So the people from the other town also came into my gym as the grading was happening there. There's about 30 guys in the room, I don't even know half of them.

So the sand coach calls me up and uses my nickname, everyone in the gym started cheering and shit. So I go up to collect my stripe, the siberian coach then hugs me and fucking lifts me up and says "yes my little one!". Everyone started laughing at this point, but they all said well done to me and patted me on the back.

When I got up to collect my stripe, there was like the most cheering going on. I'm well liked in my gym, but it's brutal how my size is a joke. Even my nickname is a fucking reference to my low weight.

 

[Deleted member 15674]

@TRUE_CEL @Xangsane @forevergymcelling @SecularIslamist @BrahminBoss @Mogpogs @PrinceLuenLeoncur @House Lannister

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Absolutely brutal tbh

 

[Deleted member 21182]

We have 2 coaches in the gym, one middle eastern dude and a massive siberian guy, both black belts. The middle eastern dude is the head coach and he owns 2 gyms, one in my town and another in the other town. So the people from the other town also came into my gym as the grading was happening there. There's about 30 guys in the room, I don't even know half of them.

So the sand coach calls me up and uses my nickname, everyone in the gym started cheering and shit. So I go up to collect my stripe, the siberian coach then hugs me and fucking lifts me up and says "yes my little one!". Everyone started laughing at this point, but they all said well done to me and patted me on the back.

When I got up to collect my stripe, there was like the most cheering going on. I'm well liked in my gym, but it's brutal how my size is a joke. Even my nickname is a fucking reference to my low weight.

That only applies to gigamsnlets

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Messi will win today and the same thing will happen to him

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

atleast your nickname is low weight- better than being a bloatmaxxed malegazemaxxed buffoon

 

[Deleted member 15674]

Absolutely brutal tbh

yes it is tbh. I once wore a tight rash guard to my class (I normally just wear a t-shirt) and my coach and team mates were like "wtf you're actually tiny". And said they were surprised by how strong I was too jfl

 

[Deleted member 15674]

atleast your nickname is low weight- better than being a bloatmaxxed malegazemaxxed buffoon

my nickname is rooster. This is a reference to roosterweight category in BJJ

 

[currylightskin]

How is 5'11 203 lbs in bjj yakhi ???

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

@TRUE_CEL @Xangsane @forevergymcelling @SecularIslamist @BrahminBoss @Mogpogs @PrinceLuenLeoncur @House Lannister

Just gain weight bhai.

 

[Deleted member 16501]

In older times it wouldn't offend you- this is healthy male banter

only in this hyperhypergamous time would it be taken as a slight- i don't blame you for thinking that, but it's all these women's fault, making some men feel like paupers and others like kings

 

[Deleted member 15067]

Mogs me in respect from other males mirin