I got kicked out of a grocery store before lmfaoo

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Was doing my 30k steps a day walk then it started raining so i went into a target and completed the remaining 20k steps there

The manager kicked me out as he thought im a shoplifter as he saw me walk past him every aisle for hours
 
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Luuuul
 
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The pathological liar is at it again

Let’s see, where did I leave off 🧐
  • Lies about his height
  • Lies about being a police officer
  • Lies about living in Houston
  • Lies about his crippling porn addiction
  • Lies about drinking raw milk
  • Lies about being a semi professional fighter
  • Lies about walking in a superstore for “hours” to get his steps in
 
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Why? For smelling like rotten curry?
 
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The pathological liar is at it again

Let’s see, where did I leave off 🧐
  • Lies about his height
  • Lies about being a police officer
  • Lies about living in Houston
  • Lies about his crippling porn addiction
  • Lies about drinking raw milk
  • Lies about being a semi professional fighter
  • Lies about walking in a superstore for “hours” to get his steps in
1000028770
 
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Happened to me before but I was actually maybe shoplifting...
 
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nt final boss
 
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The pathological liar is at it again

Let’s see, where did I leave off 🧐
  • Lies about his height
  • Lies about being a police officer
  • Lies about living in Houston
  • Lies about his crippling porn addiction
  • Lies about drinking raw milk
  • Lies about being a semi professional fighter
  • Lies about walking in a superstore for “hours” to get his steps in
Height yes i trolled with 6ft4.. but yall fags dont understand sarcasm, a tallfag was acting cocky so i humbled him

Police, in academy

I live in houston

Not a porn addict

Not lying abt raw milk already sent proof before

Went semi pro

Story is real

Ur literally a BLACK NIGGER WITH A WIDE ASS PIG NOSE

Rent free, nigger. Go back to the zoo dirty nigger. Nigger
 
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mogs me
 
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high T tbh
 
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Height yes i trolled with 6ft4.. but yall fags dont understand sarcasm, a tallfag was acting cocky so i humbled him

Police, in academy

I live in houston

Not a porn addict

Not lying abt raw milk already sent proof before

Went semi pro

Story is real

Ur literally a BLACK NIGGER WITH A WIDE ASS PIG NOSE

Rent free, nigger. Go back to the zoo dirty nigger. Nigger
1744059003159


Larping faggot

Take a picture of a Houston building while doing an 👌 sign
 
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jfl photoshop :lul:
A mod could probably confirm his IP

He is a pathological liar who legitimately lies about every little detail

How pathetic does your life got to be to do that :lul:
 
A mod could probably confirm his IP

He is a pathological liar who legitimately lies about every little detail

How pathetic does your life got to be to do that :lul:
You're black tho? Zoo monkey with a wide bulbous nose
 
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A mod could probably confirm his IP

He is a pathological liar who legitimately lies about every little detail

How pathetic does your life got to be to do that :lul:
@Gengar do it
 
asdvek classic tbh
 
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You're black tho? Zoo monkey with a wide bulbous nose
Great rebuttal bro

You’re obviously not white. You larp about everything on here cause you’re from a third world shit hole

Take the picture already pal.
 
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I was kicked out of 109 grocery stores
 
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JFL grey u think just cuz that pic he’s Indian
No Ik that pic is fake. I’ve been here before you jfl @Gengar

These newfags don’t know me
 
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Great rebuttal bro

You’re obviously not white. You larp about everything on here cause you’re from a third world shit hole

Take the picture already pal.
JFL, you nigger.

"OHH UR NOT WHITE CHECK HIS IPS MODS TELL ME HIS IP UR NOT WHITE"

Keep jerking my Johnson. The zoo is where you belong because of your skin color.
 
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Walked 3.5km in target mirin
 
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Was doing my 30k steps a day walk then it started raining so i went into a target and completed the remaining 20k steps there

The manager kicked me out as he thought im a shoplifter as he saw me walk past him every aisle for hours
Why walk 30k steps?
 
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JFL, you nigger.

"OHH UR NOT WHITE CHECK HIS IPS MODS TELL ME HIS IP UR NOT WHITE"

Keep jerking my Johnson. The zoo is where you belong because of your skin color.
Why you dodging?

Take a picture already

It’ll confirm your skin color and city. You’re not a police officer, and you weren’t a fighter :lul:

Dumbass nigga
 
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No Ik that pic is fake. I’ve been here before you jfl @Gengar

These newfags don’t know me
They don’t know Himmy Butler the Horny Half Indian.
 
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