Catawampus
Rubs me
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I was doing 86 mph in a 55 mph zone on a main highway in broad daylight like the high T, dark triad, low inhib, alpha, no fucks given, bad boy I am. I got pulled over by a cop, already I was hoping it was a female cop so I could seduce her with my psl 9.99 face and make her ask for my number right there on the spot or to fuck her in exchange for a warning. No such luck, out steps this fatass motherfucking donut eating .estrogen-seeping-from-his-pores, gyno-ridden-with-lunch- stains-on-his-uniform small city cop. I would have fled the scene but unfortunately my car does not have enough HP to outrun the cops car. Ofc this low T beta cop can't possibly understand why anyone would go so fast. I tried to explain to him that it was my High T levels that made me so low inhib but he just asked if I was on drugs. Now im stuck with a $300 ticket because of what my hormones did to me.
