I got now why optimisticzoomer doesn't want to work and wants to do nothing

[Vincent Freeman]

his T levels are low and he is terribly weak from his vegan diet (fruits and nuts). practically malnourished and the only thing he can manage is tapping on the keyboard
@Debetro
@thereallegend

 

[thereallegend]

He's definitely malnourished. That's why he's a manlet. He's a skinny twink too. I guess the bar is really low for security guards nowadays.

 

[Vincent Freeman]

He's definitely malnourished. That's why he's a manlet. He's a skinny twink too. I guess the bar is really low for security guards nowadays.

@optimisticzoomer

 

[Kroker]

He's on fin too

 

[optimisticzoomer]

@optimisticzoomer

Posted by a user who confuses himself with his own arguments

 

[optimisticzoomer]

He's on fin too

That's called having common sense

 

[Hernan]

He's definitely malnourished. That's why he's a manlet. He's a skinny twink too. I guess the bar is really low for security guards nowadays.

has he ever showed his face here?

 

[thereallegend]

That's called having common sense

Your vegan diet causes hair loss and pharmaceutical dependency meanwhile all I do is put raw egg in my hair to have a perfect nw0.

 

[ihatereddit]

Can I be security guard 5'9?

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Can I be security guard 5'9?

Yeah why not ?

 

[Snicket]

He's definitely malnourished. That's why he's a manlet. He's a skinny twink too. I guess the bar is really low for security guards nowadays.

I always assumed security guards had to be at least 6ft 2 or something.

 

[Debetro]

4'9 and 140 lbs sounds fine to me

 

[Snicket]

Yeah why not ?

Security guards should deter aggression before it even happens.
A bigger guy is generally more intimidating.
Not that short guys can't win fights.

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Security guards should deter aggression before it even happens.
A bigger guy is generally more intimidating.
Not that short guys can't win fights.

I guess in Tibet, security guards are normal height

 

[It'snotover]

Posted by a user who confuses himself with his own arguments

Agreed

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Yeah why not ?

rep or gtfo oldcel

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

rep or gtfo oldcel

Shit bait.

 

[thereallegend]

I always assumed security guards had to be at least 6ft 2 or something.

The demographic and health crisis has been hitting the West super hard.

Most security guards are fat oldcels or soy millenials.

 

[Snicket]

I guess in Tibet, security guards are normal height

It's funny you should say that because in the area I grew up, the main security company was staffed by Gurkhas from Nepal.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Your vegan diet causes hair loss and pharmaceutical dependency meanwhile all I do is put raw egg in my hair to have a perfect nw0.

@piec

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

It's funny you should say that because in the area I grew up, the main security company was staffed by Gurkhas from Nepal.

Gurkhas are based mfs. Some different stuff going on in their heads

 

[It'snotover]

Your vegan diet causes hair loss and pharmaceutical dependency meanwhile all I do is put raw egg in my hair to have a perfect nw0.

@wishIwasSalludon @chadisbeingmade over for us bhais. Let's pack it in and stock on eggs.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Your vegan diet causes hair loss and pharmaceutical dependency meanwhile all I do is put raw egg in my hair to have a perfect nw0.

This is something you would read and think has to be satire, yet based on your post history I'm not sure it is

 

[Vincent Freeman]

The demographic and health crisis has been hitting the West super hard.

Most security guards are fat oldcels or soy millenials.

indeed

 

[batman1997]

Yea go work boy go ahead while ageing yourself and getting a Paycheck at 65+ and having only 15-25 years left of freedom until you eventually die in your deathbed.

 

[batman1997]

Go ahead and be a good brainwashed slave like many out there.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

@wishIwasSalludon @chadisbeingmade over for us bhais. Let's pack it in and stock on eggs.

Gonna start rubbing eggs in my hair

 

[It'snotover]

Gonna start rubbing eggs in my hair

Nw-7 incoming bro, document it

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Nw-7 incoming bro, document it

I will have the hairline of a 5 yr old soon

I’m on 2.5 mg dut, and minox rn, I plan on adding stemoxydine, and tret to my stack

 

[It'snotover]

stemoxydine

I wanted to try to use them consistently as well, i tried them and they aren't as greasy as min and don't bloat you(min bloats me), lmk