I got now why optimisticzoomer doesn't want to work and wants to do nothing

[Vincent Freeman]

his T levels are low and he is terribly weak from his vegan diet (fruits and nuts). practically malnourished and the only thing he can manage is tapping on the keyboard
@Debetro
@thereallegend

 

[thereallegend]

He's definitely malnourished. That's why he's a manlet. He's a skinny twink too. I guess the bar is really low for security guards nowadays.

 

[Vincent Freeman]

He's definitely malnourished. That's why he's a manlet. He's a skinny twink too. I guess the bar is really low for security guards nowadays.

@optimisticzoomer

 

[Kroker]

He's on fin too

 

[optimisticzoomer]

@optimisticzoomer

Posted by a user who confuses himself with his own arguments

 

[optimisticzoomer]

He's on fin too

That's called having common sense

 

[Hernan]

He's definitely malnourished. That's why he's a manlet. He's a skinny twink too. I guess the bar is really low for security guards nowadays.

has he ever showed his face here?

 

[thereallegend]

That's called having common sense

Your vegan diet causes hair loss and pharmaceutical dependency meanwhile all I do is put raw egg in my hair to have a perfect nw0.

 

[ihatereddit]

Can I be security guard 5'9?

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Can I be security guard 5'9?

Yeah why not ?

 

[Deleted member 91663]

He's definitely malnourished. That's why he's a manlet. He's a skinny twink too. I guess the bar is really low for security guards nowadays.

I always assumed security guards had to be at least 6ft 2 or something.

 

[Deleted member 30845]

4'9 and 140 lbs sounds fine to me

 

[Deleted member 91663]

Yeah why not ?

Security guards should deter aggression before it even happens.
A bigger guy is generally more intimidating.
Not that short guys can't win fights.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Security guards should deter aggression before it even happens.
A bigger guy is generally more intimidating.
Not that short guys can't win fights.

I guess in Tibet, security guards are normal height

 

[It'snotover]

Posted by a user who confuses himself with his own arguments

Agreed

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Yeah why not ?

rep or gtfo oldcel

 

[Deleted member 131140]

rep or gtfo oldcel

Shit bait.

 

[thereallegend]

I always assumed security guards had to be at least 6ft 2 or something.

The demographic and health crisis has been hitting the West super hard.

Most security guards are fat oldcels or soy millenials.

 

[Deleted member 91663]

I guess in Tibet, security guards are normal height

It's funny you should say that because in the area I grew up, the main security company was staffed by Gurkhas from Nepal.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Your vegan diet causes hair loss and pharmaceutical dependency meanwhile all I do is put raw egg in my hair to have a perfect nw0.

@piec

 

[Deleted member 131140]

It's funny you should say that because in the area I grew up, the main security company was staffed by Gurkhas from Nepal.

Gurkhas are based mfs. Some different stuff going on in their heads

 

[It'snotover]

Your vegan diet causes hair loss and pharmaceutical dependency meanwhile all I do is put raw egg in my hair to have a perfect nw0.

@wishIwasSalludon @chadisbeingmade over for us bhais. Let's pack it in and stock on eggs.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Your vegan diet causes hair loss and pharmaceutical dependency meanwhile all I do is put raw egg in my hair to have a perfect nw0.

This is something you would read and think has to be satire, yet based on your post history I'm not sure it is

 

[Vincent Freeman]

The demographic and health crisis has been hitting the West super hard.

Most security guards are fat oldcels or soy millenials.

indeed

 

[batman1997]

Yea go work boy go ahead while ageing yourself and getting a Paycheck at 65+ and having only 15-25 years left of freedom until you eventually die in your deathbed.

 

[batman1997]

Go ahead and be a good brainwashed slave like many out there.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

@wishIwasSalludon @chadisbeingmade over for us bhais. Let's pack it in and stock on eggs.

Gonna start rubbing eggs in my hair

 

[It'snotover]

Gonna start rubbing eggs in my hair

Nw-7 incoming bro, document it

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Nw-7 incoming bro, document it

I will have the hairline of a 5 yr old soon

I’m on 2.5 mg dut, and minox rn, I plan on adding stemoxydine, and tret to my stack

 

[It'snotover]

stemoxydine

I wanted to try to use them consistently as well, i tried them and they aren't as greasy as min and don't bloat you(min bloats me), lmk

 

[jbwhtninthailand]

I will have the hairline of a 5 yr old soon

I’m on 2.5 mg dut, and minox rn, I plan on adding stemoxydine, and tret to my stack

how did you get 2.5mg dut?

 

[Pento]

I will have the hairline of a 5 yr old soon

I’m on 2.5 mg dut, and minox rn, I plan on adding stemoxydine, and tret to my stack

Mirin I’m on the same shit look into ghk cu too

 

[Pento]

how did you get 2.5mg dut?

Buy it from Indian Turkish pharmacies (the pill form .5) and take it 5x or you can buy the raw powder measure it and take it

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

how did you get 2.5mg dut?

Juggling multiple online prescriptions

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Buy it from Indian Turkish pharmacies (the pill form .5) and take it 5x or you can buy the raw powder measure it and take it

what pharmacy do u buy it from

 

[Pento]

what pharmacy do u buy it from

Dashpct

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Dashpct

thx bro