I had a woman in my bed for the first time. She left when I said I was a virgin.

[looksmaxxtocope]

imagine telling a woman you're a 36 year old virgin, studies show that telling them you're a literal serial killer or rapist would be better

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

36 year old virgin? Brutal. That's me in 10 years.

 

[looksmaxxtocope]

36 year old virgin? Brutal. That's me in 10 years.

Brutal, have you fucked escorts before? Don't you live in the Netherlands?

 

[Jenik]

36 year old virgin? Brutal. That's me in 10 years.

sane

 

[horizon]

Surprisingly good advice coming from reddit.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Brutal, have you fucked escorts before? Don't you live in the Netherlands?

I am Islamic (not that it stops other Islamic dudes from having sex with escorts or regular chicks) so that's why I haven't visited prostitutes. Yes, I live in the Netherlands.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

sane

I thought you were around 20 lol (based on personality )

 

[Jenik]

I thought you were around 20 lol (based on personality )

PERSONALITYINKWELL!

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

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Surprisingly good advice coming from reddit.

"Sex isn't magic, or sacred" - moralprolapse

 

[Artemis]

"Sex isn't magic, or sacred" - moralprolapse

Haha it had to be sth like this at the end, it is reddit after all...

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Haha it had to be sth like this at the end, it is reddit after all...

The jokes just write themselves.

 

[Enfant terrible]

its because he is ugly

 

[ihatereddit]

Fucking brutal and it's no use lying because its too obvious I'm a virgin IRL I even do the virgin walk jfl

 

[RichmondBread]

If they aren't married it's wrong anyway

 

[RichmondBread]

36 year old virgin? Brutal. That's me in 10 years.

I'm 43 and a virgin

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I'm 43 and a virgin

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