i had an interview for shop assistant position

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i got asked questions such as what is success for me, who are the famous characters i take inspiration from, what do i do during my free time, what is team work for me LMAO basically same questions i was asked for consultant positions. BTW the salary is 500 euros monthly for 36 weekly hours :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: AND i still have to wait for the competition to get a response. you cannot make this shit up.

Meanwhile on talk shows apparently occupation is still sky high and we need immigrants and natality policies LMAOOO
 
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Ice cream seller of Cagliari
 
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i got asked questions such as what is success for me, who are the famous characters i take inspiration from, what do i do during my free time, what is team work for me LMAO basically same questions i was asked for consultant positions. BTW the salary is 500 euros monthly for 36 weekly hours :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: AND i still have to wait for the competition to get a response. you cannot make this shit up
Success=Forward Grown Maxilla
Famous character i take inspiration = David Gandy
My free time = I browse Gaymax.org
 
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i got asked questions such as what is success for me, who are the famous characters i take inspiration from, what do i do during my free time, what is team work for me LMAO basically same questions i was asked for consultant positions. BTW the salary is 500 euros monthly for 36 weekly hours :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: AND i still have to wait for the competition to get a response. you cannot make this shit up.

Meanwhile on talk shows apparently occupation is still sky high and we need immigrants and natality policies LMAOOO
500 euros a month is crazy. You are getting finessed.
 
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should rather become a human trafficker in libya and earn 100k in 5 months. They have been hiring lately cuz i saw the trend going on in a uncensored norwegian newspaper website but dont remember how i contact them
 
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Goddamn bro, you look so masculine. Wish I looked like you.
Thanks bro. THough im still pretty much incel in the uk
 
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should rather become a human trafficker in libya and earn 100k in 5 months. They have been hiring lately cuz i saw the trend going on in a uncensored norwegian newspaper website but dont remember how i contact them
ok but i need a friend let's go together
 
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UK is hell on earth, ain’t it?
UK and italy are probably the most brutal jewnazis' controlled hellholes right now. at least we don't have many ethnics (yet)
 
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ok but i need a friend let's go together
if u join me thats great. Got another homeboy who wanna sign up for that shit. Ill get in touch with u if i find out how im getting there and shit and its nice u live in Italy as well, could be beneficial for communication in the coastlines
 
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I

will go with you as an translator we will split the money. Okay?
they cannot even speak english?? over those ppl are probably going to kill me as well
 
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Jfl at 500€ paycheck.
I get 1200€ in gov benefits monthly just for rotting at home
 
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are u srs about 500 euros?

people earn 2thousand on average in italy , if im right
 
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are u srs about 500 euros?

people earn 2thousand on average in italy , if im right
i'm starting to think i'm like in the truman show and it's all a big joke
 
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i'm starting to think i'm like in the truman show and it's all a big joke
are you afraid of lifting boxes in the warehouse?
 
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carwashing sure will land you more than 1000 in italy
 
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have you tried to learn some online course like graphic designer or poker player
 
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no bro i could lift even you for an evening
are u sure ? you are 5ft6 how would you lift me

and why you got offended, you failed with your degree. you cant get a job, so go work physical . pussy
 
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are u sure ? you are 5ft6 how would you lift me

and why you got offended, you failed with your degree. you cant get a job, so go work physical . pussy
i already tried and you already read my thread you 0 long term memory monkey
 
i already tried and you already read my thread you 0 long term memory monkey
you tried to become a waiter ,thats a job for pussies

go work man job, like washing cars or lifting boxes. maybe an administrator in hotel
 
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you tried to become a waiter ,thats a job for pussies

go work man job, like washing cars or lifting boxes. maybe an administrator in hotel
i tried for every job for which i was qualified enough.
 
i tried for every job for which i was qualified enough.
your degree is worthless bro , get your ego down and go work as a cashier
 
your degree is worthless bro , get your ego down and go work as a cashier
i said qualified enough low iq monkey. that included cashier and everything you can think about.
now do 2 spins around for your king
 
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i said qualified enough low iq monkey. that included cashier and everything you can think about.
now do 2 spins around for your king
how are you king if they cant even hire you as a cashier oh god. got me laughing

are u serious bro, are u schizoprenic irl or have some medical condition so u cant even get such low tier jobs
 
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how are you king if they cant even hire you as a cashier oh god. got me laughing

are u serious bro, are u schizoprenic irl or have some medical condition so u cant even get such low tier jobs
bow down
 
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i control your thoughts
we setted your brain to work in a certain way
ok bro i get it
you have autism and you live of government money

dont worry, you dont need a job then.
 
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ok bro i get it
you have autism and you live of government money

dont worry, you dont need a job then.
i can't get government money i'm not qualified for it. my dad owns a car
 
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i got asked questions such as what is success for me, who are the famous characters i take inspiration from, what do i do during my free time, what is team work for me LMAO basically same questions i was asked for consultant positions. BTW the salary is 500 euros monthly for 36 weekly hours :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: AND i still have to wait for the competition to get a response. you cannot make this shit up.

Meanwhile on talk shows apparently occupation is still sky high and we need immigrants and natality policies LMAOOO
:lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
i can't get government money i'm not qualified for it. my dad owns a car
not poverty money, but medical condition since youre not good for work
like an adult with special needs
 
not poverty money, but medical condition since youre not good for work
like an adult with special needs
always remember that i'm your master even on your death bed
 
always remember that i'm your master even on your death bed
you have something else to say? they wont even hire you to clean toilets in mcdonalds , youre a failure
 
you have something else to say? they wont even hire you to clean toilets in mcdonalds , youre a failure
call me when you can do a back lever you fat sack of lard. you're the failure i'm the winner
 
call me when you can do a back lever you fat sack of lard. you're the failure i'm the winner
back flip? what? i dont need that shit
id outrun you, any distance, short or long
id outswim you
id knock you out, id outgrapple you
id score more goals than you
 
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back flip? what? i dont need that shit
id outrun you, any distance, short or long
id outswim you
id knock you out, id outgrapple you
id score more goals than you
You're a Gazelle and Need to run, a lot. I'm a Lion that stand still in my zone, unamovable
 
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Price you paying for living in shithole
 
Whatever they ask you you must make it appear like getting hired there is your only life goal.
i got asked questions such as what is success for me,
Working in your shop.
who are the famous characters i take inspiration from,
Apu - the shopkeeper from the Simpsons, Dante and Randal from Clerks, and other similar characters from movies and books.
what do i do during my free time
Learning everything about shops, selling stuff, etc.
what is team work for me
This one is kinda vague and tricky - doing and obeying everything the boss asks you to do is the correct answer here, how well the business performs takes priority over the well-being of "the team".
 
good thread
 
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This economy needs a hard reset
 

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