I had the best sex of my life last night

CupOfCoffee

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Fuck my ex jfl, this girl was insane. Literally perfect body type for me, wide hips, medium tits, Med (from Spain) with curly brunette hair, pretty innie pussy, nice round ass etc. Her pussy felt perfect, she was wet the whole time, her pussy tasted amazing that I went down on her for over an hour. Jesus Christ

I have another proof that my frame and upper body saved me: when she took off my hat I could sense she didn't like my hair, she instantly told me "we can do it later if you want" and put my hat back on. I took it back off and took my shirt off and then we proceeded to the bedroom :lul: I'm not even kidding, she might have kicked me out if she didn't see my body after seeing my hair. Luckily she came a lot and overlooked my hairline

@Baldingman1998 so there's hope for you bro :lul: just be very wide and muscular and have nice eyes and you're set
 
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You forgot to say that she was a tranny
 
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Here we go again
 
@Xangsane @volcelfatcel @TsarTsar444 @stewiegriffin @stevielake @isis_Bleach @six feet tall
 
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The woman you had sex with:
 
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Here we go
 
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cope that won't bring your balls back
 
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He's another @Virgin at 29 😔
It's over for that 6'4 mentalcel, he thinks he doesn't get pussy because he's ethnic and his face when in reality it's because he's neurodivergent
 
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imagination jerking off GIF
 
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@Assyrian_Warrior I did all of this in the name of imam Ali عليه السلام

YA ALI MADAD
 
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tales from the sewers of mumbai
 
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Whatever yakhi pls stop getting fucked in the ass by trannies for the love of Allah 🤲

🤙🤙🤙
 
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Fuck my ex jfl, this girl was insane. Literally perfect body type for me, wide hips, medium tits, Med (from Spain) with curly brunette hair, pretty innie pussy, nice round ass etc. Her pussy felt perfect, she was wet the whole time, her pussy tasted amazing that I went down on her for over an hour. Jesus Christ

I have another proof that my frame and upper body saved me: when she took off my hat I could sense she didn't like my hair, she instantly told me "we can do it later if you want" and put my hat back on. I took it back off and took my shirt off and then we proceeded to the bedroom :lul: I'm not even kidding, she might have kicked me out if she didn't see my body after seeing my hair. Luckily she came a lot and overlooked my hairline

@Baldingman1998 so there's hope for you bro :lul: just be very wide and muscular and have nice eyes and you're set
She came from oral or penetration
 
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@jim why are you always mad bro. Relax sweetie 🥰
 
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Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
And ive already had a cup of cofee
 
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post ur hairline it needs to be really bad to turn off a female instantly
 
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Okay Chad …I haven’t fucked in a week
 
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why the fuck did you tag me in this thread you lab-created abomination i want to fucking rope i am 23 khhv and you do this fuck you i hope the rednecks where u live mistake you for a deer fuck this world
I'm a redneck too jiffle

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You went down on her ew.
 
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you really are a redneck jiffle at this, antelopes in america
They're called antelopes these are different from deer. Dummy eurocel
 
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why the fuck did you tag me in this thread you lab-created abomination i want to fucking rope i am 23 khhv and you do this fuck you i hope the rednecks where u live mistake you for a deer fuck this world
What do you look like?
 
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