I had the worst dream ever

[PsychoDsk]

This was so weird

I was scrolling tiktok until I came across a video that explained how u could take out kind of like a pvc pipe out of ur cock. It implied ur cock isn’t made out of meat but out of a pipe or some sorts that you can slide in n out.

Well I was intrigued yk? I had to try it out. In my dream this all seemed really normal so I opened my dick and slid out the wooden pipe, or pvc, or glass can’t remember. I slid it out and my cock was limp. Literally just skin, nothing under it. That was so insanely weird, I could helicopter it around and it weighed nothing, literally just fucking skin.

After a while I got bored of it and wanted my normal penis back. Well
Here’s the issue
My cock was transformed after helicoptering it around and the pipe didn’t fit anymore. I was freaking out. I had a limp dick that existed out of nothing but skin and my actual cock that is actually a pipe I’m holding in my hands.

I rushed over to the er that apparently was full of friends and family, in which I had to explain it all. Social suicide

Then I finally see a doctor and yk what he does?
He fucking laughs, he doesn’t even hide it. He’s just laughing in my face for 10mins.
Nigga I need a dick transplant what u laughing at

Yadayadayada it’s finally time for surgery, I’m excited yaayy
I go under sedation, and I wake up to an abomination.
I woke up with a 4x3 cock. They had to reshape the pipe and now I had a micropenis

then I woke up
I was fucking sweating
This was a literal nightmare, I have no clue why or how I even came up with shit like this in my dream but yea.

I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy

@Gengar this is def ur fault
@PsychoH @delonisliterallyme

 

[Deleted member 107430]

tl;dr ?

 

[Deleted member 30845]

Grain eating consequences

 

[PsychoDsk]

tl;dr ?

cock was made out of pipe, took pipe out.
Pipe reinstated but smaller, micropenis

 

[Orka]

I rushed over to the er that apparently was full of friends and family, in which I had to explain it all. Social suicide

were they looking at your limp skin dick?

 

[Deleted member 48219]

Dreams have meaning

 

[PsychoDsk]

were they looking at your limp skin dick?

Yes dudeeeee, I had no pants
U can’t fucking imagine how embarrassing that was. It felt like they were all secretly having private conversations talking about every detail of my dick

I saw them literally staring and giggling
So horrible

 

[Orka]

Yes dudeeeee, I had no pants
U can’t fucking imagine how embarrassing that was. It felt like they were all secretly having private conversations talking about every detail of my dick

I saw them literally staring and giggling
So horrible

im dying |

did you check your pants when you woke up to make sure at least?

 

[PsychoDsk]

Dreams have meaning

Yea it means I found out about the girthpill yesterday and wanna kms

 

[britshcel]

I had a dream last night that goatis was tickling my testicles. I think because I dickride that mf too much

 

[Deleted member 107430]

I had a dream last night that goatis was tickling my testicles. I think because I dickride that mf too much

average faggot dreams

 

[Deleted member 118164]

This was so weird

I was scrolling tiktok until I came across a video that explained how u could take out kind of like a pvc pipe out of ur cock. It implied ur cock isn’t made out of meat but out of a pipe or some sorts that you can slide in n out.

Well I was intrigued yk? I had to try it out. In my dream this all seemed really normal so I opened my dick and slid out the wooden pipe, or pvc, or glass can’t remember. I slid it out and my cock was limp. Literally just skin, nothing under it. That was so insanely weird, I could helicopter it around and it weighed nothing, literally just fucking skin.

After a while I got bored of it and wanted my normal penis back. Well
Here’s the issue
My cock was transformed after helicoptering it around and the pipe didn’t fit anymore. I was freaking out. I had a limp dick that existed out of nothing but skin and my actual cock that is actually a pipe I’m holding in my hands.

I rushed over to the er that apparently was full of friends and family, in which I had to explain it all. Social suicide

Then I finally see a doctor and yk what he does?
He fucking laughs, he doesn’t even hide it. He’s just laughing in my face for 10mins.
Nigga I need a dick transplant what u laughing at

Yadayadayada it’s finally time for surgery, I’m excited yaayy
I go under sedation, and I wake up to an abomination.
I woke up with a 4x3 cock. They had to reshape the pipe and now I had a micropenis

then I woke up
I was fucking sweating
This was a literal nightmare, I have no clue why or how I even came up with shit like this in my dream but yea.

I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy

@Gengar this is def ur fault
@PsychoH @delonisliterallyme

dnr

 

[valentine]

wow...

 

[PsychoDsk]

im dying |

did you check your pants when you woke up to make sure at least?

I checked my cock yea
Never been this happy in my life seeing my own penis being made out of actual meat and blood vessels

What a relief

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

This was so weird

I was scrolling tiktok until I came across a video that explained how u could take out kind of like a pvc pipe out of ur cock. It implied ur cock isn’t made out of meat but out of a pipe or some sorts that you can slide in n out.

Well I was intrigued yk? I had to try it out. In my dream this all seemed really normal so I opened my dick and slid out the wooden pipe, or pvc, or glass can’t remember. I slid it out and my cock was limp. Literally just skin, nothing under it. That was so insanely weird, I could helicopter it around and it weighed nothing, literally just fucking skin.

After a while I got bored of it and wanted my normal penis back. Well
Here’s the issue
My cock was transformed after helicoptering it around and the pipe didn’t fit anymore. I was freaking out. I had a limp dick that existed out of nothing but skin and my actual cock that is actually a pipe I’m holding in my hands.

I rushed over to the er that apparently was full of friends and family, in which I had to explain it all. Social suicide

Then I finally see a doctor and yk what he does?
He fucking laughs, he doesn’t even hide it. He’s just laughing in my face for 10mins.
Nigga I need a dick transplant what u laughing at

Yadayadayada it’s finally time for surgery, I’m excited yaayy
I go under sedation, and I wake up to an abomination.
I woke up with a 4x3 cock. They had to reshape the pipe and now I had a micropenis

then I woke up
I was fucking sweating
This was a literal nightmare, I have no clue why or how I even came up with shit like this in my dream but yea.

I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy

@Gengar this is def ur fault
@PsychoH @delonisliterallyme

Tales

 

[Orka]

I checked my cock yea
Never been this happy in my life seeing my own penis being made out of actual meat and blood vessels

What a relief

try what you did in the dream but irl now

 

[iblamechico]

I'd wake up with cold sweats and pissy pants dude that's fucking terrifying

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Yea it means I found out about the girthpill yesterday and wanna kms

Do you like bbc?

 

[PsychoDsk]

Grain eating consequences

This shit only happens when I eat copious amounts of candy before sleeping

 

[PsychoDsk]

I'd wake up with cold sweats and pissy pants dude that's fucking terrifying

My dick was excreting sweat dude
This thread doesn’t do justice to what I went through
Is there a psychologist for this kind of shit?

 

[PsychoDsk]

I had a dream last night that goatis was tickling my testicles. I think because I dickride that mf too much

I’d wake up dancing and clapping ong

 

[Deleted member 58755]

lmao

 

[Hernan]

This was so weird

I was scrolling tiktok until I came across a video that explained how u could take out kind of like a pvc pipe out of ur cock. It implied ur cock isn’t made out of meat but out of a pipe or some sorts that you can slide in n out.

Well I was intrigued yk? I had to try it out. In my dream this all seemed really normal so I opened my dick and slid out the wooden pipe, or pvc, or glass can’t remember. I slid it out and my cock was limp. Literally just skin, nothing under it. That was so insanely weird, I could helicopter it around and it weighed nothing, literally just fucking skin.

After a while I got bored of it and wanted my normal penis back. Well
Here’s the issue
My cock was transformed after helicoptering it around and the pipe didn’t fit anymore. I was freaking out. I had a limp dick that existed out of nothing but skin and my actual cock that is actually a pipe I’m holding in my hands.

I rushed over to the er that apparently was full of friends and family, in which I had to explain it all. Social suicide

Then I finally see a doctor and yk what he does?
He fucking laughs, he doesn’t even hide it. He’s just laughing in my face for 10mins.
Nigga I need a dick transplant what u laughing at

Yadayadayada it’s finally time for surgery, I’m excited yaayy
I go under sedation, and I wake up to an abomination.
I woke up with a 4x3 cock. They had to reshape the pipe and now I had a micropenis

then I woke up
I was fucking sweating
This was a literal nightmare, I have no clue why or how I even came up with shit like this in my dream but yea.

I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy

@Gengar this is def ur fault
@PsychoH @delonisliterallyme

Niet eenss verbaasd ik begin deze dingen normaal te vinden. Average Dsk post. Letterlijk.

 

[fluxx]

nigga u was really dreaming about scrolling on tiktok

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Then I finally see a doctor and yk what he does?
He fucking laughs, he doesn’t even hide it. He’s just laughing in my face for 10mins.

Literally my reaction right now.

 

[Wexilarious]

Small penis

To dream of a small penis signifies a loss or gain of authority. If you dream that your own penis is getting smaller, it signifies a loss of authority. You will lose power over people who used to depend on you, perhaps your subordinates at work or relatives who used to rely on you for support or guidance. This may be due to circumstances in your life or changes that may affect your status in life. If you dream that your penis is growing, it signifies the opposite.