I had the worst first time possible

[axttt_]

First of all she did NOT look anything like she does online fucking catfish bitch secondly her pussy smelt like absolute fucking shit i couldn't even wash the smell off my fingers and she was trying to get me to give her head and i just couldn't it smelt so fucking bad i was gagging on the verge of throwing up and she just kept trying to push my head closer then when we got to the actual sex i was so turned off by the smell and everything i literally couldn't get hard and when i could we did it for 20 seconds before i went fully flaccid. 0 out of 10 experience genuinely don't know how it could have been worse will never be seeing her again

 

[asdvek]

What are the chances that this guy dated a fat woman? %100? %115? %150?

 

[Klasik616]

First of all she did NOT look anything like she does online fucking catfish bitch secondly her pussy smelt like absolute fucking shit i couldn't even wash the smell off my fingers and she was trying to get me to give her head and i just couldn't it smelt so fucking bad i was gagging on the verge of throwing up and she just kept trying to push my head closer then when we got to the actual sex i was so turned off by the smell and everything i literally couldn't get hard and when i could we did it for 20 seconds before i went fully flaccid. 0 out of 10 experience genuinely don't know how it could have been worse will never be seeing her again

Bro banged a homeless foid

 

[sub5outsider]

i didnt even get hard my first time

 

[optimisticzoomer]

@Gengar he learned his lesson the hard way

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

@Gengar he learned his lesson the hard way

I believe OP was the same person asking me yesterday why I keep saying women stink worse than men do. Well, here’s the answer. Do you understand now, OP? Like you say, he’s learned his lesson the hard way.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Bro banged a homeless foid

@optimisticzoomer Look at how he’s coping. He thinks it’s just homeless women that smell like this.

No, this is what all women will smell like if they’re not coping by masking the smell with perfumes, soaps and whatnot.

 

[asdvek]

@optimisticzoomer Look at how he’s coping. He thinks it’s just homeless women that smell like this.

No, this is what all women will smell like if they’re not coping by masking the smell with perfumes, soaps and whatnot.

But tits are clean tho right

 

[Deleted member 61531]

OP got brutally raped by a high t tamil

 

[Deleted member 32963]

First of all she did NOT look anything like she does online fucking catfish bitch secondly her pussy smelt like absolute fucking shit i couldn't even wash the smell off my fingers and she was trying to get me to give her head and i just couldn't it smelt so fucking bad i was gagging on the verge of throwing up and she just kept trying to push my head closer then when we got to the actual sex i was so turned off by the smell and everything i literally couldn't get hard and when i could we did it for 20 seconds before i went fully flaccid. 0 out of 10 experience genuinely don't know how it could have been worse will never be seeing her again

You own fault for giving her dick out of her league. If they can get away with banging dudes above themselves, you can all thank yourselves

 

[Deleted member 74849]

Copy pasta material.

However, I hardly remember the first time, it was dull.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

But tits are clean tho right

I can’t say, but I did read about some guy who said tits smelled/tasted like onions and others agreed.

 

[Deleted member 48024]

I believe OP was the same person asking me yesterday why I keep saying women stink worse than men do. Well, here’s the answer. Do you understand now, OP? Like you say, he’s learned his lesson the hard way.

where's that thread? @ me thanks

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

where's that thread? @ me thanks

I must have been confused, i can’t see any posts of him saying that. Joever.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

First of all she did NOT look anything like she does online fucking catfish bitch secondly her pussy smelt like absolute fucking shit i couldn't even wash the smell off my fingers and she was trying to get me to give her head and i just couldn't it smelt so fucking bad i was gagging on the verge of throwing up and she just kept trying to push my head closer then when we got to the actual sex i was so turned off by the smell and everything i literally couldn't get hard and when i could we did it for 20 seconds before i went fully flaccid. 0 out of 10 experience genuinely don't know how it could have been worse will never be seeing her again

Tell her to take a shower type beat

 

[piec]

why did you just not leave on the spot once you saw her?

 

[axttt_]

What are the chances that this guy dated a fat woman? %100? %115? %150?

funny thing is she was more like stick thin when i confronted her on the smell she started yapping about how hard it is to keep a ph balance or some other bullshit

 

[axttt_]

I believe OP was the same person asking me yesterday why I keep saying women stink worse than men do. Well, here’s the answer. Do you understand now, OP? Like you say, he’s learned his lesson the hard way.

wasnt me

 

[axttt_]

I can’t say, but I did read about some guy who said tits smelled/tasted like onions and others agreed.

hers tasted like nothing tbh

 

[axttt_]

i didnt even get hard my first time

did her shit at least not smell like it hadn't been washed in weeks