I had this odd dream about Looksmax

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There I was standing outside this rainbow-colored auditorium. I didn't see any cars or other structures as if the darkness consumed the surroundings. Not even stars or a moon in the pitch-black abyss above. But a neon roof sign hung above that building—illuminated in flickering green-lit font. It displayed, Looksmax.

I saw a door at its corner and proceeded there. It was unlocked. So I stepped inside. Similar to the interior of a high school gym, this was the impression I had. It was crowded with guys chattering. There weren't any bleachers or athletic equipment like you would encounter in a typical environment. But a bright hallway entrance to the west of that huge empty space did catch my attention.

As I gazed at the crowd, I see several guys grabbing at one another's penises in a playful manner. It reminded me of that game, You're It! Ugh, to each their own, right? But what stood out the most—no women. Though some of those strange fellers dressed like girls. But I could clearly see they were males by their natural hideousness. Ugh. The Spirit of the Cringe moved upon me.

A loudspeaker crackles then a voice blares, "Well hey there fellers! Are we ready to max?" The guys cheered! Then the lights went out. I could hear footsteps scurrying fast as those taps echoed. Less than a minute later, the lights are back on. But something was off. There were lesser people. Ugh. Then the lights went out again! And back on. Even fewer people. And again! Now a dozen people remained. And again! I was the last one standing.

Ugh. I felt alone. Everyone was gone.

But that hallway stood out. So I advanced there and wandered inside. I saw doors along the way. Then I hear odd moaning sounds. Like of men wailing. "Oh yeah, oh yeah, right there, right there..." I open a door and see two guys having penis into asshole sex. Ugh. That was too disturbing to view. I quickly close it and travel down further and open another. I see three guys in a train. Yikes. I felt the entire place was crammed with Reddits. I eventually reached the exit at the end of that creepy corridor and left the building.

I woke up and turned my PC on and opened a text pad and started typing, "I had this odd dream about Looksmax..."
 
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did u improve ur deadlift bro
 
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mine is still shit, will tell u next summer
I need to get back to the gym. Doing everything old school is just not cutting it anymore. A gym's better equipped with what I need. But those girls that go there for penis shopping are rather distractive. And they upset my woman. I don't like her being upset.
 
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I need to get back to the gym. Doing everything old school is just not cutting it anymore. A gym's better equipped with what I need. But those girls that go there for penis shopping are rather distractive. And they upset my woman. I don't like her being upset.
You go to the gym with ur gf?
 
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You go to the gym with ur gf?
No. She has her own. A feminist hating man one. Talking about discrimination, ugh. But she's caught them gawking me as I walk out. This one time, she came by to bring my phone I had left, and so I'm working the back and there are these two Beckies in skin-tight threads bending over a couple of feet from me. They noticed her handing me the phone and one whispers something into the other's ear and they both giggle. Ugh. That wasn't right. She didn't say much about that but I could tell. She knew they were flirting with her trying to get a train into a junction.
 
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You go to the gym with ur gf?
London gyms are open yet and are they enforcing clients to get vaxxed or no entry?
 
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London gyms are open yet and are they enforcing clients to get vaxxed or no entry?
Im from Bulgaria, but to my knowledge the west is fucked, here things r getting fucked too but not to that extend. Here u need vaxx or negative test to enter gyms

@TsarTsar444 @lutte @cloUder
 
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Im from Bulgaria, but to my knowledge the west is fucked, here things r getting fucked too but not to that extend. Here u need vaxx or negative test to enter gyms

@TsarTsar444 @lutte @cloUder
Sweden is balkan country tbh
 
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day in the life of @gigi
 
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Im from Bulgaria, but to my knowledge the west is fucked, here things r getting fucked too but not to that extend. Here u need vaxx or negative test to enter gyms

@TsarTsar444 @lutte @cloUder
It's going away here. The government lost its directive. It failed. Now they're cleaning the house up, sort of speak, sealing off those cracks so they can enjoy their retirements without the worry of future trials and liability suits—which will happen regardless.

But Bulgaria? Ugh, damn. How's the vampire sluts?
 
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It's going away here. The government lost its directive. It failed. Now they're cleaning the house up, sort of speak, sealing off those cracks so they can enjoy their retirements without the worry of future trials and liability suits—which will happen regardless.

But Bulgaria? Ugh, damn. How's the vampire sluts?
good, but europe is fucked as far as i know, wish i was somewhere outside of europe, here they push that shit like crazy. Ugh.

But Bulgaria? Ugh, damn. How's the vampire sluts?
Ugh, they r fine. But I think most ideal life is living at equator and fucking ur big tiddy latina gf and eat mango
 
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good, but europe is fucked as far as i know, wish i was somewhere outside of europe, here they push that shit like crazy. Ugh.


Ugh, they r fine. But I think most ideal life is living at equator and fucking ur big tiddy latina gf and eat mango
True. But not all those Mexican squirters are any good at fucking and sucking. Some find the penis to be nasty to the lips and tongue. While you have others that would go tongue deep inside a man's cavity. I once knew a Hispanic hottie, let's just call her Cheap Whore for reference, so I'm going down to eat Cheap Whore's pussy and she stops me and says, "Ah, no, no. No taste very good down there. Sour black bean dip. See?"

Ugh, I knew right there and then, I gotta taste this for myself. I'm a gamey kind of guy. Shit, I've eaten roadkill and wanted seconds.

But Bulgaria lyes a Walker. One that's cursed to immortality. The legend of the Vampire derived from him. But through many lost in translation retarded writers, the place he dwells changed to other locations like Romania.
 
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This was very well-written.
 
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Go get your head checked you fucking schizo
Ugh. Tell me about it. This one time a grocery store deli girl invited me over because she liked me and thought i was funny and one of her best customers that makes her job easy. So I'm being me - the guy you all know. And she says, "You are fucking crazy and belong in a nutward, fuck me." Then she laughed out loud and said to herself, "I can't believe I said that."

I shit you not!

And yes, I fucked the squirt out of her. She even had a thing for tongue in ass. ;)
 
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Ugh. Tell me about it. This one time a grocery store deli girl invited me over because she liked me and thought i was funny and one of her best customers that makes her job easy. So I'm being me - the guy you all know. And she says, "You are fucking crazy and belong in a nutward, fuck me." Then she laughed out loud and said to herself, "I can't believe I said that."

I shit you not!

And yes, I fucked the squirt out of her. She even had a thing for tongue in ass. ;)
Your pills :redpill::redpill::redpill:
 
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