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There are different types of just annoying dogs
First dog is little dog
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This dog will go to your leg and try to sniff your leg and then the owner will try and talk to you or say some shit like you can pet him or wtv. Most of the time i just walk away fast or if i just see a small dog in the distance ill take another route because they are so annoying
Then the second dog is some big ass dog
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They will block the whole fucking street so i will avoid them and just like go on some grass stuff beside the street and then the owner will say some bullshit like dont worry he doesnt bite :forcedsmile: and the owners will never clean their shit

Also 1 time I was at my friends house he has some old dog who isnt big or small but hes more on the small side. I dont know the dog was really retarded but i was just playing games with my friend this dog comes in he has a fucking boner:hnghn: and my friend asks me what did you do:hnghn::hnghn::hnghn:
@2s2f
 
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What did you do👀
 
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There are different types of just annoying dogs
First dog is little dog
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This dog will go to your leg and try to sniff your leg and then the owner will try and talk to you or say some shit like you can pet him or wtv. Most of the time i just walk away fast or if i just see a small dog in the distance ill take another route because they are so annoying
Then the second dog is some big ass dog
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They will block the whole fucking street so i will avoid them and just like go on some grass stuff beside the street and then the owner will say some bullshit like dont worry he doesnt bite :forcedsmile: and the owners will never clean their shit

Also 1 time I was at my friends house he has some old dog who isnt big or small but hes more on the small side. I dont know the dog was really retarded but i was just playing games with my friend this dog comes in he has a fucking boner:hnghn: and my friend asks me what did you do:hnghn::hnghn::hnghn:
@2s2f
Water I hate dogs
 
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Some breeds are so needy for human closeness as well, it's so sad how we've completely bastarsized this species
 
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fuck u mean bro
dogs are cool asf
 
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Some breeds are so needy for human closeness as well, it's so sad how we've completely bastarsized this species
they are bastards bro everything they are "good" at is a better version they are not needed bruh
 
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There are different types of just annoying dogs
First dog is little dog
View attachment 5351769View attachment 5351770
This dog will go to your leg and try to sniff your leg and then the owner will try and talk to you or say some shit like you can pet him or wtv. Most of the time i just walk away fast or if i just see a small dog in the distance ill take another route because they are so annoying
Then the second dog is some big ass dog
View attachment 5351783View attachment 5351789
They will block the whole fucking street so i will avoid them and just like go on some grass stuff beside the street and then the owner will say some bullshit like dont worry he doesnt bite :forcedsmile: and the owners will never clean their shit

Also 1 time I was at my friends house he has some old dog who isnt big or small but hes more on the small side. I dont know the dog was really retarded but i was just playing games with my friend this dog comes in he has a fucking boner:hnghn: and my friend asks me what did you do:hnghn::hnghn::hnghn:
@2s2f
Another think is some small dogs bark all the time constantly ,makes me wanna put it out of it's missery tbh
 
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Another think is some small dogs bark all the time constantly ,makes me wanna put it out of it's missery tbh
Yes and my friend said some small dog attacked him bro the owners are so shit
 
ngl I gotta agree with u on the small dogs, they are truly annoying
 
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Ita cool to pet and play with them
are you an dog owner do you atleast clean their shit bro cats are better for petting and playing with dog is so boring
 
There are different types of just annoying dogs
First dog is little dog
View attachment 5351769View attachment 5351770
This dog will go to your leg and try to sniff your leg and then the owner will try and talk to you or say some shit like you can pet him or wtv. Most of the time i just walk away fast or if i just see a small dog in the distance ill take another route because they are so annoying
Then the second dog is some big ass dog
View attachment 5351783View attachment 5351789
They will block the whole fucking street so i will avoid them and just like go on some grass stuff beside the street and then the owner will say some bullshit like dont worry he doesnt bite :forcedsmile: and the owners will never clean their shit

Also 1 time I was at my friends house he has some old dog who isnt big or small but hes more on the small side. I dont know the dog was really retarded but i was just playing games with my friend this dog comes in he has a fucking boner:hnghn: and my friend asks me what did you do:hnghn::hnghn::hnghn:
@2s2f

The problem with dogs is the dogpill which is rare but real
 
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My cat cause my dog is old asf rn (15y)
but I'd place cats and dogs at the same level
Why at the same level
I mean one time i was at my friends house and his cat started chasing me and i started running and closed the door and the cat was knocking on the door:hnghn:
 
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I love dogs
 
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Why at the same level
I mean one time i was at my friends house and his cat started chasing me and i started running and closed the door and the cat was knocking on the door:hnghn:
if we judge them based on petting, playing and taking care of id say cats are better to pet, dogs are better to play and they are equal on taking care effort
 
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Dogs are fine

Not when they’re aggressive or are wet because then they stink
 
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Soon i ll post a real dog pill from snap haha

I was caging at the dog pill me until i saw it myself jfl
bro thats zoophilia dont
 
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Cats are much better
 
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if we judge them based on petting, playing and taking care of id say cats are better to pet, dogs are better to play and they are equal on taking care effort
how are they equal for taking care the cat is just very relaxed and the dog will walk everywhere spreading his filthiness and shit everywhere
 
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no im not? I love dogs I got a dog and I love him he sleeps in my bed
bro but then you are all filthy from him sleeping in your bed and there are hairs everywhere
 
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yes my room stinks and is full with hairs, I really don't care tho
bro wtf why the hairs are annoying and itch or like if he runs all over the house and everywhere the hairs go and you keep hearing his running all day
 
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bro wtf why the hairs are annoying and itch or like if he runs all over the house and everywhere the hairs go and you keep hearing his running all day
nga just go play with ur fucking dog and enjoy time with him
 
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bro wtf why the hairs are annoying and itch or like if he runs all over the house and everywhere the hairs go and you keep hearing his running all day
he is a fat dog he sleeps all day and I don't give afuck about the hairs I lvoe him
 
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nga just go play with ur fucking dog and enjoy time with him
how do you play with a dog its either runnign which is tiring and he will slobber all over you or throwing a stick and he will return it which is sooo boring
 
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how do you play with a dog its either runnign which is tiring and he will slobber all over you or throwing a stick and he will return it which is sooo boring
Usually i play football with my dog, its cool
 
he is a fat dog he sleeps all day and I don't give afuck about the hairs I lvoe him
bro but thats not a fucking dog if he sleeps all day i mean like the dog you see outside i dont mean fucking garfield as a dog bro
 
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I take walks with him sometimes
bruh i know i would walk and your fat dog take whole space of the whole street so i have go other route
 
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They mog you
 
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Are you black? Blacks dislike and are scared of dogs for some reason
 
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tf did them dogs do to you bro :feelswat:
 
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