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you wake up one day, and for no reason at all, a mysterious attractive girl appears in your feed.

you have no mutuals with her, there is nothing in her bio, you cant tell anything about her, she is shrouded in mystery.

but she is hot, you got nothing to lose, so you sent her a follow request, you dont think she gonna follow you back anyway.

against your expecations, she does folow you back. you DM her thinking she gonna ignore you.

against your expections, she doesnt ignore you. you began texting and within the first 10 messages she has already made you her bitch.

you keep texting her and you find out you got things in common with her. she becomes even more attractive because of that.

and before you know it, you got an oneitis, out of nowhere, without asking for it.
 
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Instacucked
 
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Wow nice writing
 
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Instagram dont even recommend me baddies anymore shits so dry
 
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are you blackopstruecel?
 
you wake up one day, and for no reason at all, a mysterious attractive girl appears in your feed.

you have no mutuals with her, there is nothing in her bio, you cant tell anything about her, she is shrouded in mystery.

but she is hot, you got nothing to lose, so you sent her a follow request, you dont think she gonna follow you back anyway.

against your expecations, she does folow you back. you DM her thinking she gonna ignore you.

against your expections, she doesnt ignore you. you began texting and within the first 10 messages she has already made you her bitch.

you keep texting her and you find out you got things in common with her. she becomes even more attractive because of that.

and before you know it, you got an oneitis, out of nowhere, without asking for it.
shit call insta reels is hella goated wym:unsure:
 
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ITS OVER JFLLLLLL

SHE GOT U IN HER TRAP
 
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you wake up one day, and for no reason at all, a mysterious attractive girl appears in your feed.

you have no mutuals with her, there is nothing in her bio, you cant tell anything about her, she is shrouded in mystery.

but she is hot, you got nothing to lose, so you sent her a follow request, you dont think she gonna follow you back anyway.

against your expecations, she does folow you back. you DM her thinking she gonna ignore you.

against your expections, she doesnt ignore you. you began texting and within the first 10 messages she has already made you her bitch.

you keep texting her and you find out you got things in common with her. she becomes even more attractive because of that.

and before you know it, you got an oneitis, out of nowhere, without asking for it.
And that acc ends up being a fake acc made by foids that go to your school and are laughing hard at you while they are having a sleepover (happened to me multiple times)
 
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And that acc end up being a fake acc made by foids that go to your school and are laughing hard at you while they are having a sleepover
she is very real sadly
 
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