I hate my friend who is 6'2 Chad

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He has his big ass house in my third world country with his rich ass parents.

He is a chad at 18 and he has amazing things coming his way. Im talking he mogs prime Chico Lachowski type shit.

He has snapchat full of girls. His instagram highlights is filled with meetups with women.

From an early age every girl messaged him that they wanna meet up.

Everything was handed to him on a silver plate.

He doesnt have to move a finger, only reap the benefits his parents gave him.

I like to daydream about switching lives with him. How i come in to my school as a new student and how all the girls scream from happiness.

How I could get my crush to be my girlfriend.

How i walk in the hallways and people dont bump into me with their frames are have to look down on my manlet height.

I daydream about walking to school without worry in mind. Without any anxiety. No need for beta blockers just to function like a basic human being.

I daydream how I don't even have to try at school if I was him, because i could make an instagram and get millions of followers in a few months.

I dream about how I wouldnt need LL humerus legnthening clavicle legnthening zygo and infraorbital implants and canthoplasty. I dream how I would have big lashes all women would see. and those dark eyebrows.

I dream I dream and I dream.

I will probably kill myself if I will look like trex after femur tibia and humerus LL. Or kill myself even earlier if I dont manage to make half a million dollars for all the procedures.

and fuck all those retards and Jesus Christ worshippers who say that life is fair on instagram or tiktok

I never had a single girl who would have real crush on me and here he is moving like fuck knows what its like from actual dream women just message and cold approach HIM. On valentines day he showed me how much love letters he gets Id pray to get even a fraction of that.

I literaly have not 1 thing better going on for me that would be superior to his. Sometimes i just daydream about killing his entire fucking family with him.

all the surgeries in this world and all the money on this world and every hypergamous fucking fuck will still choose him.


Inb4 DNR
 
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DNR but why would u be friends with chad.
 
DID READ

this is poetic
 
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Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ
 
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theme of this thread no body will read:




He has his big ass house in my third world country with his rich ass parents.

He is a chad at 18 and he has amazing things coming his way. Im talking he mogs prime Chico Lachowski type shit.

He has snapchat full of girls. His instagram highlights is filled with meetups with women.

From an early age every girl messaged him that they wanna meet up.

Everything was handed to him on a silver plate.

He doesnt have to move a finger, only reap the benefits his parents gave him.

I like to daydream about switching lives with him. How i come in to my school as a new student and how all the girls scream from happiness.

How I could get my crush to be my girlfriend.

How i walk in the hallways and people dont bump into me with their frames are have to look down on my manlet height.

I daydream about walking to school without worry in mind. Without any anxiety. No need for beta blockers just to function like a basic human being.

I daydream how I don't even have to try at school if I was him, because i could make an instagram and get millions of followers in a few months.

I dream about how I wouldnt need LL humerus legnthening clavicle legnthening zygo and infraorbital implants and canthoplasty. I dream how I would have big lashes all women would see. and those dark eyebrows.

I dream I dream and I dream.

I will probably kill myself if I will look like trex after femur tibia and humerus LL. Or kill myself even earlier if I dont manage to make half a million dollars for all the procedures.

and fuck all those retards and Jesus Christ worshippers who say that life is fair on instagram or tiktok

I never had a single girl who would have real crush on me and here he is moving like fuck knows what its like from actual dream women just message and cold approach HIM. On valentines day he showed me how much love letters he gets Id pray to get even a fraction of that.

I literaly have not 1 thing better going on for me that would be superior to his. Sometimes i just daydream about killing his entire fucking family with him.

all the surgeries in this world and all the money on this world and every hypergamous fucking fuck will still choose him.


Inb4 DNR

chill dont expose my life
 
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theme of this thread no body will read:




He has his big ass house in my third world country with his rich ass parents.

He is a chad at 18 and he has amazing things coming his way. Im talking he mogs prime Chico Lachowski type shit.

He has snapchat full of girls. His instagram highlights is filled with meetups with women.

From an early age every girl messaged him that they wanna meet up.

Everything was handed to him on a silver plate.

He doesnt have to move a finger, only reap the benefits his parents gave him.

I like to daydream about switching lives with him. How i come in to my school as a new student and how all the girls scream from happiness.

How I could get my crush to be my girlfriend.

How i walk in the hallways and people dont bump into me with their frames are have to look down on my manlet height.

I daydream about walking to school without worry in mind. Without any anxiety. No need for beta blockers just to function like a basic human being.

I daydream how I don't even have to try at school if I was him, because i could make an instagram and get millions of followers in a few months.

I dream about how I wouldnt need LL humerus legnthening clavicle legnthening zygo and infraorbital implants and canthoplasty. I dream how I would have big lashes all women would see. and those dark eyebrows.

I dream I dream and I dream.

I will probably kill myself if I will look like trex after femur tibia and humerus LL. Or kill myself even earlier if I dont manage to make half a million dollars for all the procedures.

and fuck all those retards and Jesus Christ worshippers who say that life is fair on instagram or tiktok

I never had a single girl who would have real crush on me and here he is moving like fuck knows what its like from actual dream women just message and cold approach HIM. On valentines day he showed me how much love letters he gets Id pray to get even a fraction of that.

I literaly have not 1 thing better going on for me that would be superior to his. Sometimes i just daydream about killing his entire fucking family with him.

all the surgeries in this world and all the money on this world and every hypergamous fucking fuck will still choose him.


Inb4 DNR

Will he have a happy and fulfilling life when he is 40?
 
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Will he have a happy and fulfilling life when he is 40?
he will have had 50x times better life than whatever i will experience by the time we are both well into our 40s
 
primal at 17 with closed growth plates when not even the most expensive pharmaceuticals would save me let alone bring anywhere close to this friend of mine
NIGGA HOP ON PRIMAL
 
Bump for sadcels
 
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Then dont be his friend
 
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Wtf i thought you liked me
Remember when i got you mcdonalds that one time
 
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