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My shit life for the past few months has been wake up, go to work, go home when it's already dark, then maybe go to the gym where I'll get mogged to oblivion by a few roidmaxed chads and I'm too broken inside to take my workout seriously.

But today my boss said I could go home early, so since it was a warm sunny day I went to a park to walk around and enjoy the weather. A lot of people were there, which was annoying since I hate people. I started walking on a path in the woods and I saw these 2 jbs coming towards me. One of them must've been just average cuz I can't remember anything about her, but the other one was a cute blond who looked about 16. Reminded me of the girl I liked in high school. Anyway, I was already squinting hard bc it was sunny, and I started clenching and sucking in my cheeks. It worked, cuz I made some nice eye contact with the blond. It felt nice to get an ioi from a girl still in hs, cuz I felt young. But then I suddenly felt incredibly sad and trapped. I missed out on a normal high school and college experience, and I'll just keep getting older. I'm trapped at work all day and I hate it. I can't believe my life is just work. My coworkers talk about the adult dating world and marriage, and I can't relate bc I just want to be a teenager again. I lost my youth.
 
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My shit life for the past few months has been wake up, go to work, go home when it's already dark, then maybe go to the gym where I'll get mogged to oblivion by a few roidmaxed chads and I'm too broken inside to take my workout seriously.

But today my boss said I could go home early, so since it was a warm sunny day I went to a park to walk around and enjoy the weather. A lot of people were there, which was annoying since I hate people. I started walking on a path in the woods and I saw these 2 jbs coming towards me. One of them must've been just average cuz I can't remember anything about her, but the other one was a cute blond who looked about 16. Reminded me of the girl I liked in high school. Anyway, I was already squinting hard bc it was sunny, and I started clenching and sucking in my cheeks. It worked, cuz I made some nice eye contact with the blond. It felt nice to get an ioi from a girl still in hs, cuz I felt young. But then I suddenly felt incredibly sad and trapped. I missed out on a normal high school and college experience, and I'll just keep getting older. I'm trapped at work all day and I hate it. I can't believe my life is just work. My coworkers talk about the adult dating world and marriage, and I can't relate bc I just want to be a teenager again. I lost my youth.
 
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tldr but become chad or cope

choose one
 
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should quit your job and move to a college town and slay college girls til u run out of money then rope
 
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It’s over for many men
 
XD i thought it was trolling but i ended up relating and realized its serious.

Man high iq max and get a business or smth lol
 

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