I hate my ogre hands

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Jason Voorhees

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I wanted to open this Vicks container for that menthol rub. I was feeling a bit cold. But my hands are too big and fingers too fat to get a grip on anything

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I kept trying for half an hour. My gf spotted me and told me I'll open and i refused because I was determined just as I was about to dig my nails in the gap and prying it open full force , she snatched it from my hand and opened it effortlessly with her tiny racoon like fingers. I hate my ogre hands and sausage fingers. Makes typing on a keyboard pain in the ass too:feelswhy:

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@imontheloose @Swarthy Knight @browncurrycel @savage21
 
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i've seen people of both genders approve of big hands/fingers though
 
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Vienna sausages
 
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i've seen people of both genders approve of big hands/fingers though
You @Asa*
Vs
The guy she told you not to worry about @Asa
 
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i got tiny hands and skinny fingers, probably less practical for most things NGL.
 
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what do u have in ur hands
 
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Are big hands not a sign of a big penis?

Count your blessings OP
 
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i got tiny hands and skinny fingers, probably less practical for most things NGL.
My hand by itself is big but i have short stubby sausage fingers
 
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Ooh, I forgot keyboard typing also is pretty hard with bigger fingers
Reaching the edges of the phone screen too.
 
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At least they're good for fingering
 
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I wanted to open this Vicks container for that menthol rub. I was feeling a bit cold. But my hands are too big and fingers too fat to get a grip on anything

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I kept trying for half an hour. My gf spotted me and told me I'll open and i refused because I was determined just as I was about to dig my nails in the gap and prying it open full force , she snatched it from my hand and opened it effortlessly with her tiny racoon like fingers. I hate my ogre hands and sausage fingers. Makes typing on a keyboard pain in the ass too:feelswhy:

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why your hands have so many creases
 
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I wanted to open this Vicks container for that menthol rub. I was feeling a bit cold. But my hands are too big and fingers too fat to get a grip on anything

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I kept trying for half an hour. My gf spotted me and told me I'll open and i refused because I was determined just as I was about to dig my nails in the gap and prying it open full force , she snatched it from my hand and opened it effortlessly with her tiny racoon like fingers. I hate my ogre hands and sausage fingers. Makes typing on a keyboard pain in the ass too:feelswhy:

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would you rather have pathetic bitch hands?lmao
 
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Being thin and tall mogs.

IMG 20260505 223641459
 
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Kaszanka ahh Fingers
 
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your gf likes the finger girth trust
 
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I am not joking when i say i would burn a homeless man alive for bigger and more masculine hands, mine are noticeably small, not necessarily feminine, but fingers are short and fat
 
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Built for working in the sewers.
 
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1778043091121
 
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@ltnbrownacnecel
 
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I wanted to open this Vicks container for that menthol rub. I was feeling a bit cold. But my hands are too big and fingers too fat to get a grip on anything

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I kept trying for half an hour. My gf spotted me and told me I'll open and i refused because I was determined just as I was about to dig my nails in the gap and prying it open full force , she snatched it from my hand and opened it effortlessly with her tiny racoon like fingers. I hate my ogre hands and sausage fingers. Makes typing on a keyboard pain in the ass too:feelswhy:

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How old are u?
 
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Be happy u don't have small hands.
 
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hi jason
 
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I have sissy little baby veiny hands

Probably smaller than your gf's
 
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Are you indian perchance
 
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I wanted to open this Vicks container for that menthol rub. I was feeling a bit cold. But my hands are too big and fingers too fat to get a grip on anything

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I kept trying for half an hour. My gf spotted me and told me I'll open and i refused because I was determined just as I was about to dig my nails in the gap and prying it open full force , she snatched it from my hand and opened it effortlessly with her tiny racoon like fingers. I hate my ogre hands and sausage fingers. Makes typing on a keyboard pain in the ass too:feelswhy:

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Letโ€™s swap my hands are the opposite. Iโ€™m like Henry cavil except not his face his hands :ogre:
 
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Chad.
Yo why doesnโ€™t it let me reply ๐Ÿ˜ก
 
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@Chadeep
 
Fat fingers are a curse
 
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Try being a small hand cel like me ๐Ÿ˜”
 
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