I hate not having dark triad skills to lie to people

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Every time I skip school and try to lie to my parents they always get suspicious and can tell that something is wrong just from my behaviour alone. I just get nervous as fuck in such situations and start nervously smiling or I take a moment where there is a silence too long when they are expecting me to answer them. Same shit happened to me when I had to go into principle's office when I broke a light.

Before I went into the office me and my classmate made a deal, we already made a story full of lies that we were about to tell her. The story was perfect. What happened next was of course we got caught lying (especially me). Every time after I finished my sentence I made an eye contact with him, indicating that our stories are matching so he could add something. The social worker noticed that and said: "Hmm, I find that after every sentence you make, you make an eye contact with your friend very strange." Which could be a clear indication of us preparing a story full of lies together before our interview.

I am very interested in psychology and I would love to learn how to become better at doing this aka manipulating people, lying with no guilt at all, so I wouldn't have problems with doing that. The thing is I just undervalue how smart people are and what they will fall for. I've lied to many dumb girls in the past and they fell for a lot of my bullshit stories. Doesn't quite work the same with parents, teachers and other people. I can also lie to my friends and they will fall for a lot of stuff.

I also got caught cheating on exams countless times, meanwhile a lot of my classmates didn't.
 
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Lying is actually my best trait, I can get away with anything irl

Everything else im shit at
 
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Don't ever become a car dealer
 
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brutal son u need to work on that

being a good liar (and being able to make up reasonable stories on the spot) is immensely useful, even for non sketchy interactions

u need to be rly good at talking too, so that ppl just listen instead of trying to analyze what ur saying
 
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Mirin hard

I plan on studying law... rip.
By lie I mean making shit up about myself to look good to people, getting out of some weird situations too with stories

Manipulating people, no i can't do that
 
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Why do you need to lie? Just being honest makes people hate me. Truth hurts
 
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Mirin hard

I plan on studying law... rip.
Lying is not a necessary trait for a lawyer, judge or a prosecutor. It's not like you will lie in the court of justice.
 
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you can get this easily if you hang around with the right people
 
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brutal son u need to work on that

being a good liar (and being able to make up reasonable stories on the spot) is immensely useful, even for non sketchy interactions

u need to be rly good at talking too, so that ppl just listen instead of trying to analyze what ur saying
I have a deep voice, so I guess that could help me out a bit, but I make up sentences and talk so slowly

you can get this easily if you hang around with the right people
People I hang out with are very honest tbh, my best bet would be to hang out with girls since they're the best liers anyway jfl (not gonna happen tho).
 
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I have a deep voice, so I guess that could help me out a bit, but I make up sentences and talk so slowly


People I hang out with are very honest tbh, my best bet would be to hang out with girls since they're the best liers anyway jfl (not gonna happen tho).
no jfl hang out with dark triads
 
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You're retarded OP
 

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