I hate shitting

optimisticzoomer

optimisticzoomer

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I hate needing to shit. I hate sitting on the toilet. I hate shit coming out my ass.

I think toilets make it more disgusting tbh. Just a small space where a bunch of people sit and poo. I'd rather it was normalised to just drop one in the bushes or something. But then human assholes are basically inverted due to our standing morphology, so they get dirtier than other animals'

Also, human shits are messy and reek. It wouldn't be a problem if we just had little rodent droppings

Let's also not forget how much of a mood killer shitting is. I made this thread a while ago (I was wrong, it didn't ruin me, it made me, but anyway):

Every morning I wake up desperate for a shit. I couldn't imagine sharing a bed with someone the same
 
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Sometimes it happens
 
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I eat a lot and I have to shit 3 times a day. It feels like a workout and it's very tedious.
 
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sometimes a shit can feel liberating
 

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