i hate some online casinos

[Deleted member 23239]

@MoggerGaston
some online casinos have fucked up bonus system

muh spin 200 euros and get free 10 spins for 25 cents. JUST FUCKING LOL , im not that dumb to bait. fuck you

 

[Vermilioncore]

I remember in 2016 I went to a casino with my dad n we just stayed up until 4 am playing roulette n other games n I drank a lot and also ate a cheeseburger there. Good shit innit

 

[Deleted member 23239]

I remember in 2016 I went to a casino with my dad n we just stayed up until 4 am playing roulette n other games n I drank a lot and also ate a cheeseburger there. Good shit innit

yes its fun
once you find a good slot you just cant stop playing, need someone to tell you to stop or you will lose everything

 

[Vermilioncore]

yes its fun
once you find a good slot you just cant stop playing, need someone to tell you to stop or you will lose everything

Same I remember I took a shot of whiskey and my dads friend said cmon son let’s go it’s time to go, and I said “just one more” but then I kept going

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Same I remember I took a shot of whiskey and my dads friend said cmon son let’s go it’s time to go, and I said “just one more” but then I kept going

gambler genes bluud
food addict, porn addict, gambing addict, drug addict, alcohol addict and so on. all around player

 

[Deleted member 29167]

any tips on non-KYC crypto casinos? i dont trust stake anymore ngl

 

[JackTheKnife]

I would never gamble. I don't care if the stakes are high too. I would never succumb to that filthy and degenerate desire.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

any tips on non-KYC crypto casinos? i dont trust stake anymore ngl

bro what is non kyc crypto, i deposit euros XD

 

[Deleted member 29167]

bro what is non kyc crypto, i deposit euros XD

im 15 i cant deposit irl money

non-KYC = they dont check verification when cashing out. sometimes stake.com will let you deposit but when you cash out you get anally raped by them and you need ID

 

[JackTheKnife]

Only exception is Russian roulette. You need to do it once to be considered a man. But after that, no more.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

im 15 i cant deposit irl money

non-KYC = they dont check verification when cashing out. sometimes stake.com will let you deposit but when you cash out you get anally raped by them and you need ID

wait until youre 18 or have an adult friend

otherwise, you will get ID fucked in every reputable place

 

[Gonthar]

any tips on non-KYC crypto casinos? i dont trust stake anymore ngl

Do you play on provably fair casinos?

 

[Deleted member 29167]

wait until youre 18 or have an adult friend

otherwise, you will get ID fucked in every reputable place

nah there are online casinos that barely KYC and are reputable. the issue is when they KYC you when cashing out. i have managed to withdraw small amounts from stake but im scared of depoing any more so i wanna find another website

 

[Deleted member 29167]

Do you play on provably fair casinos?

obviously

 

[Gonthar]

obviously

Good! A man with unusual abilities could make a nice profit there....

 

[Deleted member 29167]

Good! A man with unusual abilities could make a nice profit there....

no?

 

[Deleted member 23239]

no?

what u play
slots, blackjack ,roulette, poker

 

[Deleted member 29167]

what u play
slots, blackjack ,roulette, poker

i just do slots or games like mines, crash, tower, etc.

i play poker with my friends irl sometimes though

 

[Deleted member 23239]

i just do slots or games like mines, crash, tower, etc.

i play poker with my friends irl sometimes though

what slots you like? whats your favorite
do you buy free games or just spin until you get bonus

 

[Gonthar]

no?

Huh?

 

[Deleted member 29167]

what slots you like? whats your favorite
do you buy free games or just spin until you get bonus

free games are boring as fuck, i like the anticipation of spinning until bonus. its even more hype when i go full degen and increase my bet amount to a lot for like 10 spins and then i get the bonus and make like a gazillion dollars

i dont really have a favorite slot tbh i just play what looks fun. they are all pretty much the same anyway, just a few different archetypes

 

[Deleted member 29167]

Huh?

you cant make money off of gambling unless ur doing sports betting which is also very hard

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Huh?

you cant win money playing slots or rouletter, because of your exceptional abilities. you will lose long term

 

[Deleted member 23239]

you cant make money off of gambling unless ur doing sports betting which is also very hard

to do sport betting, you dont do it on top tier leagues. they all are counted by bookmakers. no chance

its when u analyze lower division, usually european football or tennis and then count count .hard work. and even then you can get banned

 

[Deleted member 29167]

to do sport betting, you dont do it on top tier leagues. they all are counted by bookmakers. no chance

its when u analyze lower division, usually european football or tennis and then count count .hard work. and even then you can get banned

yeah i know but i dont really think thats worth it anyway

i'd rather build valuable skills and make money that way instead of just ripping off casinos (not that theres anything wrong with that ofc)

 

[Deleted member 23239]

yeah i know but i dont really think thats worth it anyway

i'd rather build valuable skills and make money that way instead of just ripping off casinos (not that theres anything wrong with that ofc)

well, if you can win in sports betting than your best option would be to join the devil side and work for bookmaking companies
they pay a lot of money
more than you will make betting + you wont get banned

 

[Gonthar]

you cant make money off of gambling unless ur doing sports betting which is also very hard

you cant win money playing slots or rouletter, because of your exceptional abilities. you will lose long term

You can, if you have those special abilities, but only if it's provably fair, so the results are generated before, not after you you choose your gambling option.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

You can, if you have those special abilities, but only if it's provably fair, so the results are generated before, not after you you choose your gambling option.

you want to count cards in blackjack?


of course, in poker you can win a lot if youre good

 

[Deleted member 29167]

You can, if you have those special abilities, but only if it's provably fair, so the results are generated before, not after you you choose your gambling option.

tell me what the special abilities are for winning at roulette or slots

 

[Deleted member 29167]

you want to count cards in blackjack?


of course, in poker you can win a lot if youre good

yeah poker and blackjack you can win money. blackjack can have positive EV

 

[Deleted member 23239]

yeah poker and blackjack you can win money. blackjack can have positive EV

im not sure about blackjack

 

[Deleted member 23239]

tell me what the special abilities are for winning at roulette or slots

wolf messing abilities

 

[Gonthar]

you want to count cards in blackjack?


of course, in poker you can win a lot if youre good

You can't do that online...And online poker is now mostly infested with bots...

tell me what the special abilities are for winning at roulette or slots

Like paranormal abilities...

 

[Deleted member 23239]

And online poker is now mostly infested with bots...

its not
romanians still cant cope with the fact that they are bad at poker?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Touche. Once I was in a casino years back, sitting behind a slot after spinning my last dollar. I made a sad puppy face as I looked over at a woman two seats from me. She noticed my sorrow and said, "What's wrong, Hun? Did you run out of money?" I nod. "Hold on, this machine ain't paying nothing." She cashed out and strolled over to me. She wore a black skirt and a white baggy t-shirt with a decal of a beach.

When she approached, I expressed that I was not good at slots.

"Here, I'll help you out," she sat on my lap in front of the machine. She retracted her head to the point where our faces were approximately inches apart and stated, "I'm not wearing underwear." Ugh. I knew what that meant.

I unzipped my jeans and inserted my penis inside her gambling twat as I looked down and reacted, "Booyah."

"Oh, shit," she moaned and said, "I cannot believe I'm being fucked in a public place."

"Are you in a public place?"

"Yeah ... wait ... what do you mean?" she looked around and observed the casino was changing colors and people began vanishing.

"You are in a state of dreaming, hoe, and I am exploiting you once more." Her eyes widened, and she found herself lying in her bed with her fingers ensnared in her moist vagina.

"Who the fuck was that?"

And that was another moment from the tales of THE DREAM CREEP.

 

[Deleted member 29167]

im not sure about blackjack

counting cards in blackjack can grant you positive EV.

 

[Deleted member 17578]

@MoggerGaston
some online casinos have fucked up bonus system

muh spin 200 euros and get free 10 spins for 25 cents. JUST FUCKING LOL , im not that dumb to bait. fuck you

Or you get 100 euro 'bonus money' but you have to play it around 30x first before u can withdraw any money and table games only count as 25% so its play around 120x. What a scam

Sidenote. Just went to rhodes casino. Very cool place. Started with 100 euro, ended with 300. Only did blackjack.

I had 1200 euro at some point, insane winstreak. Chill greek oldcel was betting together on my box, copying my bets. He lit this big cigar when we were winning hard lmao.

Then lost 800 on 1 hand when i doubled 400 with an 11 against 5 jfl. Thought i was gonna be rich asf but never lucky.

Oh well, tripled my money and was a cool session. Loved it.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Or you get 100 euro 'bonus money' but you have to play it around 30x first before u can withdraw any money and table games only count as 25% so its play around 120x. What a scam

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Sidenote. Just went to rhodes casino. Very cool place. Started with 100 euro, ended with 300. Only did blackjack.

I had 1200 euro at some point, insane winstreak. Chill greek oldcel was betting together on my box, copying my bets. He lit this big cigar when we were winning hard lmao.

Then lost 800 on 1 hand when i doubled 400 with an 11 against 5 jfl. Thought i was gonna be rich asf but never lucky.

Oh well, tripled my money and was a cool session. Loved it.

its ok, double is correct decision in that spot

what about 2000 euro online casino scam, did they pay your money back