I hate that I was named Balrog

[larry the lobster]

My father named me after the tolken creature
Iv never known a day of peace

 

[larry the lobster]

Please don’t laugh at me

 

[larry the lobster]

Hello

 

[larry the lobster]

A conversation with a woman goes down hill after I tell her my name

 

[buckchadley31]

Sounds like a pretty cool name

 

[Deleted member 13137]

Fucking change it

 

[Catawampus]

You're a demon of the ancient world

 

[Catawampus]

@larry the lobster is beyond any of you. Run!

 

[larry the lobster]

@larry the lobster is beyond any of you. Run!

Very good

 

[Deleted member 2733]

It only works if you're ogremaxxed

 

[larry the lobster]

It only works if you're ogremaxxed

I wish I was

ironically I look more like Grima Wormtounge

 

[Deleted member 2733]

I wish I was

ironically I look more like Grima Wormtounge

He should've atleast given you a second, more normal name so that you could go by whichever you liked... You fucked up dad ngl

 

[turkproducer]

Sounds like what I would name an Orc in an Elder Scrolls game jfl

 

[larry the lobster]

He should've atleast given you a second, more normal name so that you could go by whichever you liked... You fucked up dad ngl

I have a very ancient Babylonian middle name that is hard to pronounce

 

[Deleted member 2733]

I have a very ancient Babylonian middle name that is hard to pronounce

Jesus I would sue your parents if I was you

 

[larry the lobster]

Jesus I would sue your parents if I was you

I can’t afford legal representation

 

[Deleted member 2733]

I can’t afford legal representation

Do you atleast have a healthy relationship with them?

 

[larry the lobster]

Do you atleast have a healthy relationship with them?

I wouldn’t say healthy but there’s only so much can do

 

[Deleted member 15338]

My father named me after the tolken creature
Iv never known a day of peace

Incel father too ?

 

[larry the lobster]

Incel father too ?

Am I an incel if a woman shoved her finger up my ass?

 

[Deleted member 15338]

Am I an incel if a woman shoved her finger up my ass?

Makes u even more incel

 

[larry the lobster]

Makes u even more incel

Well I didn’t know that
What if I pissed on her face

 

[FastBananaCEO]

You’re right, it sounds like an orc name

 

[larry the lobster]

You’re right, it sounds like an orc name

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He was actually an ancient evil deity that was awakened by the dwarves

 

[Catawampus]

He was actually an ancient evil deity that was awakened by the dwarves

Fuck he looks like a gigamogger