I hate these coffee enthusiasts, bunch of faggots

[Jason5000]

muh single origin blend, muh fancy machine with 100 settings

nigga just shut the fuck up, mix the store bought powder and drink it

 

[Jason5000]

bump

 

[Wrestle]

muh single origin blend, muh fancy machine with 100 settings

nigga just shut the fuck up, mix the store bought powder and drink it

Dude I just cant drink it idk how yall van stumach it
If water tastes like nothing then coffee tastes like antimatter, less than nothing

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Expensive elaborate food, fancy coffee, craft beer, "wine tastings", I don't know what is wrong with these people. They want to take something normal and turn it into an expensive hobby and go around annoying people with their in depth knowledge about how an espresso machine works. They are just grotesque and repulsive

 

[howuglyami]

When I drink a coffee I fly to Colombia to pick the beans and roast them myself.

 

[MYZNR3]

The goat

 

[Jason5000]

When I drink a coffee I fly to Colombia to pick the beans and roast them myself.

''make sure you check the soil quality too'' -

 

[howuglyami]

bump

''make sure you check the soil quality too'' -

Didn’t think I had to mention the obvious.

 

[TheNextOPry]

Dude I just cant drink it idk how yall van stumach it
If water tastes like nothing then coffee tastes like antimatter, less than nothing

obviously you have to have a ratio of 20% coffe 80% milk, and then add 5 teaspoons of sugar in it.

 

[Jason5000]

obviously you have to have a ratio of 20% coffe 80% milk, and then add 5 teaspoons of sugar in it.

just chug it like a real man

 

[ccccho]

When I drink a coffee I fly to Colombia to pick the beans and roast them myself.

This shit had me cracking up

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

I just take caffeine pills lol, fucking hate tea and coffee, tastes disgusting plus it browns your teeth as fuck. 400 mg caffeine every morning the past 6+ years.

 

[ccccho]

just chug it like a real man

Exactly bro

 

[ccccho]

How can people not like coffee

 

[TheNextOPry]

just chug it like a real man

a real man rapes women and shits and pisses on the law and takes what he wants, and im pretty sure thats not coffe but amphetamines, bro.

 

[Jason5000]

I just take caffeine pills lol, fucking hate tea and coffee, tastes disgusting plus it browns your teeth as fuck. 400 mg caffeine every morning the past 6+ years.

based brah.

 

[TheNextOPry]

I just take caffeine pills lol, fucking hate tea and coffee, tastes disgusting plus it browns your teeth as fuck. 400 mg caffeine every morning the past 6+ years.

goodbye heart, hello nuclear pacemaker

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

goodbye heart, hello nuclear pacemaker

My heart rate and blood pressure are both still very low, I also take methylphenidate and use nicotine, caffeine is very benign compared to MPH lol so I am not too worried. Also you get tolerance so it doesn't spike heart rate and BP like when you got low tolerance, but of course it is also way less effective now too lol..

 

[TheNextOPry]

My heart rate and blood pressure are both still very low, I also take methylphenidate and use nicotine, caffeine is very benign compared to MPH lol so I am not too worried. Also you get tolerance so it doesn't spike heart rate and BP like when you got low tolerance, but of course it is also way less effective now too lol..

i know my mane, i was just joking. 6 years every day consistently is pretty crazy tough! it's also not less effective! your baseline has just moved way down, and you have to keep taking it to feel normal! hope this helps!

 

[TheNextOPry]

My heart rate and blood pressure are both still very low, I also take methylphenidate and use nicotine, caffeine is very benign compared to MPH lol so I am not too worried. Also you get tolerance so it doesn't spike heart rate and BP like when you got low tolerance, but of course it is also way less effective now too lol..

but also jokes aside for real this time thats an insane trio, wild that your cardiovascular system is actually fine.

 

[TheNextOPry]

but also jokes aside for real this time thats an insane trio, wild that your cardiovascular system is actually fine.

maybe its time for you to hop on 500 test 250 tren 25 var 25 dbol , might aswell throw in some hgh and insulin, for good measure. To really test your heart

 

[widdi]

Let me enjoy my gay poison

 

[Surfsup]

Reading this while drinking coffee

 

[Jason5000]

Reading this while drinking coffee

nice

 

[TheSadAlbanian]

real men drink tea

 

[Surfsup]

real men drink tea

NO

 

[Jason5000]

real men drink tea

ye. i like Tea