I hate waking up

[Deleted member 3299]

I wake up with a very hard erection and also the urge to pee

but i can not pee because my erection takes long to go down


i hate waking up

 

[Deleted member 1089]

Same man, I just pissed all over the walls.
Fuck it doe.

 

[25thpercentile human]

just be like me and fuck up my penis until it doesn't get morning wood anymore
problem solve!

 

[Deleted member 2100]

I havent had a morning wood in 2 years

 

[Deleted member 3299]

just be like me and fuck up my penis until it doesn't get morning wood anymore
problem solve!

you are lying

stop lying

I havent had a morning wood in 2 years

you are lying

stop lying

 

[Deleted member 2100]

you are lying

stop lying

Im being dedsrs Im a chronic coomer

 

[Vidyacoper]

i piss before i sleep cause of this very reason
and also because i dont wanna piss myself in my sleep because sometimes if im dreaming and my bladder is full my brain will like teleport me into a bathroom within my dream which doesnt end well

 

[25thpercentile human]

you are lying

stop lying

im tryna pinocchio max my dick man

 

[Deleted member 3299]

Im being dedsrs Im a chronic coomer