i hate when girls act worried about zoomer men

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You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat
 
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You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat
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"this is so concerning, lets normalize loving our natural features"
YOU caused this. tf
I mean is it even really that concerning for people to not like being unattractive?
 
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You wrote that yourself? wow congrats dude, really, that's very cool. i just told everyone in my family about it, everybody thinks that's very impressive and asked me to congratulate you. they want to speak to you in person, if possible, to give you their regards. they also said they will tell our distant relatives in christmas supper and in NYE they will ignite fireworks that spell your name. i also told about this enormous deed to closer relatives, they had the same reaction. they asked for your address so they can send congratulatory cards and messages. my friends didn't believe me when i told them i knew the author of this gigantic feat, really, they were dumbstruck, they said they will make your name echo through years and years to come. when my neighbour found out about what you did, he was completely dumbstruck too, he wanted to know who you are and he asked (if you have the time, of course) if you could stop by to receive gifts, congratulations and handshakes. with the spreading of the news, a powerful businessman of the area decided to hire you as the CEO of his company because of this tremendous feat and at the same time an important international shareholder wants to sponsor you to give speeches and teach everybody how to do as you did so the world becomes a better place. you have become famous not only here but also everywhere, everybody knows who you are. the news spread really fast and mayors of all cities are setting up porticos, ballons, colossal boom speakers, anything that can make your name stand out more and see which city can congratulate you the hardest for this magnificent feat
appreciate it bud, and yeah i did write that myself
 
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appreciate it bud, and yeah i did write that myself
I have a confession to make. I'm a panty sniffer. I sniff my gfs panties. Everytime I feel horny and she's not around. I sniff her panties and bras. I know it's disgusting and sexually degenerate but I can't help it. I've sniffed panties and underwears of girls I've been with before her and I do it even now It turns me on a lot. She doesn't know I do this and I'm too embarassed to talk about it. This isn't a larp or a copypasta or me being drunk posting it. I'm 100% real. Just wanted to post this somewhere and get it out of my system at the start of the New year. Haven't told anyone about this ever.
 
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it gives me anxiety
There’s no need to use it, literally not one. People think by saying you went to your shitty uni and worked at Starbucks some amazing opportunity is going to arrive, especially when they read your performative “today I went and volunteered for [insert bullshit of the month]”. Piss off to all LinkedIn users
 
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I have a confession to make. I'm a panty sniffer. I sniff my gfs panties. Everytime I feel horny and she's not around. I sniff her panties and bras. I know it's disgusting and sexually degenerate but I can't help it. I've sniffed panties and underwears of girls I've been with before her and I do it even now It turns me on a lot. She doesn't know I do this and I'm too embarassed to talk about it. This isn't a larp or a copypasta or me being drunk posting it. I'm 100% real. Just wanted to post this somewhere and get it out of my system at the start of the New year. Haven't told anyone about this ever.

What Is Nipple Play?​

Nipple play is a sexual technique that involves stimulating the nipple and the surrounding areola for sexual pleasure. Nipples are made of erectile tissue, like a penis or clitoris, that stiffen and engorge upon arousal. The human nipple is a distinctly powerful erogenous zone, containing hundreds of sensitive nerve endings lying below the surface. Depending on nipple sensitivity, some people who participate in nipple play can achieve a nipple orgasm without any genital stimulation. Recent studies have shown that nipple play lights up the genital sensory cortex, the same pleasure centers of the brain as the clitoris and cervix. People of any sexual orientation or gender identity can enjoy nipple play.
 

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