I hate when my foreskin gets stuck

[zslqam]

Then i just piss everywhere and i have to clean that shit up

 

[zslqam]

Then i just piss everywhere and i have to clean that shit up

Comment if you agree

 

[Htncel1]

Comment if you agree

I agree

 

[HundredManSlayer]

i wish i had one

 

[Fridx]

I dont relate
Happily

 

[Canthus]

 

[imontheloose]

Do you have phimosis?

 

[zslqam]

I dont relate
Happily

Lucky, i want that shit off kinda

 

[zslqam]

Do you have phimosis?

Yes

 

[SoundnVision]

Just blast that piss everywhere fella

 

[imontheloose]

Yes

Use it to your advantage. Piss wherever is the most inconvenient place to piss. Door handles, soap dispensers, you name it.

 

[zslqam]

Use it to your advantage. Piss wherever is the most inconvenient place to piss. Door handles, soap dispensers, you name it.

Might build a career out of this. Like those tiktoks where people do a 360 whilst pissing. I can do those in alot of public bathrooms and get known for it. Then people might want to hire me for pissing

 

[imontheloose]

Might build a career out of this. Like those tiktoks where people do a 360 whilst pissing. I can do those in alot of public bathrooms and get known for it. Then people might want to hire me for pissing

Especially because you're a unique breed (phimosis victim). Give yourself a cool name, the deformed cock terror (DCT)

 

[zslqam]

Especially because you're a unique breed (phimosis victim). Give yourself a cool name, the deformed cock terror (DCT)

Nigga if i make a career out of this, your getting your share. And DCT what a brilliant fucking name. Then ill make branding out of it DCT labeled t shirts with a picture of my deformed penis. And on every t shirt there will be a different object im pissing on (for variety). And ill even have limited edition ones where im pissing on rare items

 

[imontheloose]

Nigga if i make a career out of this, your getting your share. And DCT what a brilliant fucking name. Then ill make branding out of it DCT labeled t shirts with a picture of my deformed penis. And on every t shirt there will be a different object in pissing on (for variety). And ill even have limited edition ones where im pissing on rare items

I'm proud of you, son.

 

[rraymond]

Then i just piss everywhere and i have to clean that shit up

same
wanna play swords?

 

[zslqam]

same
wanna play swords?

I indeed do

 

[autistic.goblin]

Lucky, i want that shit off kinda

Yes, goy, donate your foreskin to your local kosher skin cream manufacturer

 

[Chazza.cl]

so real twin