I HAVE A DATE!

[Deleted member 33379]

We went to the same middle school and recently started following each other on Instagram. I didn’t think much bout it but she slid into my DMs 2 days ago. Hella flirty and all. She asked me if I’d be down to hang out so I asked her out for lunch tomorrow. I am so damn nervous but excited. She’s hot as fuck too. I’ve already decided what to wear. But my face is bloated as hell. Any advice on how I can debloat it quickly?

 

[RODEBLUR]

I'm going to be brutally honest bro I don't care

 

[Deleted member 23516]

Wear a covid mask the whole time to hide it and tell her you're just anxious about the virus.

 

[Deleted member 33379]

Wear a covid mask the whole time to hide it and tell her you're just anxious about the virus.

It’s 2023 nigga

 

[Deleted member 23516]

It’s 2023 nigga

Make up how there's a new strain called like the zeta variant. Women will believe it

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Theres that one thing @pneumocystosis takes to do it quickly

Furosemide or something like that

 

[Schizomogger]

Make her pay and say you will give her good dick in return (unless you are virgincel)

 

[cytoplasm]

>subhuman

 

[The Grinch]

Tales from the mental asylum

 

[Deleted member 33379]

Make her pay and say you will give her good dick in return (unless you are virgincel)

I am a virgin

 

[Deleted member 30593]

Bra jobba