I smashed a very hot girl from insta last night with an insane following ratio

[WishIwasChico]

Maybe I am just very lucky idk this doesn’t seem too crazy to me to have girls do this tbh but it is a bit now I think in daylight when cars are driving last just getting ducked over my bonnet jfl.

She was hot af too.

 

[WishIwasChico]

I believe it. He looks good, and I've had crazy experiences happening to me that you wouldn't believe, and I'm only HTN. Not everything is a LARP.

This is why I hardly ever tell any stories of mine on here. They'll just be called LARPs.

Ye facts everything I wrote is true lol

 

[WishIwasChico]

I don’t understand how you can convince a sober woman who is *as you’ve described yourself* shy, to smash outside first link you’ve met her in broad daylight. I don’t care if she is the biggest whore in the world, most pornstars would have reservations

It’s insane you as a slayer would say this? Wdym lol, she was shy probs cause intimidate or something idk.

And we were both 100% sober. We agreed to fuck on insta so idk. Maybe again I am just lucky and getting chad treatment probs that.

She was saying how I look insanely rich and good looking, so maybe she just saw me as chad smv.

She was riding me and I just said to her ‘get out I’m gonna fuck you in doggy’ and she just said ok lol.

It was weird tho fucking outside in daylight where cars could basically kind of see ngl. Definitely a new experience for me.

 

[AspiringMogger]

It’s insane you as a slayer would say this? Wdym lol, she was shy probs cause intimidate or something idk.

And we were both 100% sober. We agreed to fuck on insta so idk. Maybe again I am just lucky and getting chad treatment probs that.

She was saying how I look insanely rich and good looking, so maybe she just saw me as chad smv.

She was riding me and I just said to her ‘get out I’m gonna fuck you in doggy’ and she just said ok lol.

It was weird tho fucking outside in daylight where cars could basically kind of see ngl. Definitely a new experience for me.

I believe you tbh. You mog me and got a drivers license. It is what it is. Mirin slay.

 

[MeKKa]

Ok so I get there and swear to fucking god she’s standing outside her door wearing a red like sexy dress and like shoes I was alike ‘what!!!’ This bitch dressed up all sexy for me fucking insane!!! Chad treatment (as per usual) pics of her:

Anyways, I get there to her and she’s like ‘you like my outfit?’ I’m like ‘ye’ close the door and as we’re walking up the stairs slap her arse. She’s like ‘I’m so glad you liked it ,sex master’



Get to her room, immediately go over and kiss her, we make out for like 5-10 minutes then I say ‘get on your knees for me AND SUCK MY DICK LIKE A LOLIPOP!’

And holy shit bros, best head ever !



Face fucked her ,she gave me the eyes and everything insane…
Then I fucked her against the wall in her room and BROKE THE BRICK WALL with my monsterous backshots, then on her desk (broke it as well) then on her bed(guess what? Yeah I broke it as well). Then she sucked me again. Then fucked more.

Anyways here’s the insane part! I HEAR SOMEONE APPROACHING HER ROOM
AND ITS HER MOM!?!?? And she standing there like this (manage to take a quick photo of her):

She’s like ‘You have been hiding SUCH AN ENORMOUS AND SEXY dick from me sweetie?’ With an angry look on her face !!!
This bitch goes ‘Yes and what are you going to do about it’ so THEY START FIGHTING about who will get to suck my dick !!! So I ensure the ladies that they can both taste it at the same !! I legit fucked BOTH of them in the ass so hard it’s crazy and they both still went down on me after that wtf!
We fucked for 3 hours non stop. Sometimes fucking her mom’s pussy and then her ass they didn’t care they literally were down for anything!!
They went down on me so many times literally whenever I said. Best sex of my life I got legit Chad treatment.

They said i could be the new man of the house, I refused BUT they kept insisting and told me that it’s okay if I want to bring more women in the house , and build my own HAREM !!


SO SHOULD I BUILD MY OWN HAREM?!??!?

Way better story than OP ngl, you guys should go tale for tale

 

[Autismcel]

Release the sextape

 

[USERΝAME]

Ok so I get there and swear to fucking god she’s standing outside her door wearing a red like sexy dress and like shoes I was alike ‘what!!!’ This bitch dressed up all sexy for me fucking insane!!! Chad treatment (as per usual) pics of her:

Anyways, I get there to her and she’s like ‘you like my outfit?’ I’m like ‘ye’ close the door and as we’re walking up the stairs slap her arse. She’s like ‘I’m so glad you liked it ,sex master’



Get to her room, immediately go over and kiss her, we make out for like 5-10 minutes then I say ‘get on your knees for me AND SUCK MY DICK LIKE A LOLIPOP!’

And holy shit bros, best head ever !



Face fucked her ,she gave me the eyes and everything insane…
Then I fucked her against the wall in her room and BROKE THE BRICK WALL with my monsterous backshots, then on her desk (broke it as well) then on her bed(guess what? Yeah I broke it as well). Then she sucked me again. Then fucked more.

Anyways here’s the insane part! I HEAR SOMEONE APPROACHING HER ROOM
AND ITS HER MOM!?!?? And she standing there like this (manage to take a quick photo of her):

She’s like ‘You have been hiding SUCH AN ENORMOUS AND SEXY dick from me sweetie?’ With an angry look on her face !!!
This bitch goes ‘Yes and what are you going to do about it’ so THEY START FIGHTING about who will get to suck my dick !!! So I ensure the ladies that they can both taste it at the same !! I legit fucked BOTH of them in the ass so hard it’s crazy and they both still went down on me after that wtf!
We fucked for 3 hours non stop. Sometimes fucking her mom’s pussy and then her ass they didn’t care they literally were down for anything!!
They went down on me so many times literally whenever I said. Best sex of my life I got legit Chad treatment.

They said i could be the new man of the house, I refused BUT they kept insisting and told me that it’s okay if I want to bring more women in the house , and build my own HAREM !!


SO SHOULD I BUILD MY OWN HAREM?!??!?

I am going to kill you, usually I am joking ,don’t post your pics in here ever ,if you do I am going to destroy your life ,you spineless little shit ,stealing my flow word for word

CRAZY SLAY STORY (TURNED INTO A THREESOME!?!)(PICS)(GTFIH)

Ok so I get there and swear to fucking god she’s standing outside her door wearing a red like sexy dress and like shoes I was alike ‘what!!!’ This bitch dressed up all sexy for me fucking insane!!! Chad treatment (as per usual) pics of her: Anyways, I get there to her and she’s like ‘you like...

looksmax.org

 

[USERΝAME]

funniest shit I read all week

Kys nigger

 

[USERΝAME]

Kys nigger

 

[USERΝAME]

Ahahahahahah

Kys nigger

 

[USERΝAME]

Way better story than OP ngl, you guys should go tale for tale

Kys nigger

 

[USERΝAME]

Read it in Andrew Tates voice.

Nice girls. I’m still waiting on his supposed sextape he was going to publish here that was meant for slaying @the BULL.

Kys nigger

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Basically I got a random Facebook from this girl and accepted and DM’d her bored:

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Anyways, she follows me back even tho she has an insane legit ratio:

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so I add her on insta and start dming her. I basically just say ‘where you from?’ And then cut to the chase and say ‘wyd tonight?’

‘She says nothing, Wbu?’ So I just reply ‘you?’


She puts ‘abahahahaha is it?’ So I rage and delete the chat but then say fuck it and just act dark triad.

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Anyways we exchange like 8 messages and then agree to meet for a drive and basically fuck.

So I get there and she’s not but very shy. Like she’s like sitting really nervous and not making much eye contact jfl. We drive around a bit then it’s still like light out so it’s pretty crazy jfl.

We basically go down this narrow country road that’s off the main country road and start fucking but there’s just fields and a small hedge blocking us from others.

Anyways she starts riding me in my car and then I say ‘get out I’ll fuck you in doggy’ so she gets out and I have her over my bonnet jfl fucking her and on the opposite side there’s cars going past on the main road so I had to duck each time they went past lmao.

Was an ok slay

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This is a pic of her:

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Dm me if you want to see her face tho.

Did she go "UUUUHH!!"?

 

[ascension]

This is dead ass where you lost me. I don’t understand how you find out she is shy, driving around in broad daylight one paragraph, and having her bent over outside later.

Since you’re driving I’m assuming you’re both sober.

I don’t understand how you can convince a sober woman who is *as you’ve described yourself* shy, to smash outside first link you’ve met her in broad daylight. I don’t care if she is the biggest whore in the world, most pornstars would have reservations.

And then I’m supposed to believe she left the car and got fucked on the bonnet

JFL if anyone believes this LARP @ascension @TechnoBoss

This is pretty tame by his standards. Surprised he didn't say that she begged him for anal too - all his other slays did it

 

[Xangsane]

Basically I got a random Facebook from this girl and accepted and DM’d her bored:

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Anyways, she follows me back even tho she has an insane legit ratio:

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so I add her on insta and start dming her. I basically just say ‘where you from?’ And then cut to the chase and say ‘wyd tonight?’

‘She says nothing, Wbu?’ So I just reply ‘you?’


She puts ‘abahahahaha is it?’ So I rage and delete the chat but then say fuck it and just act dark triad.

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Anyways we exchange like 8 messages and then agree to meet for a drive and basically fuck.

So I get there and she’s not but very shy. Like she’s like sitting really nervous and not making much eye contact jfl. We drive around a bit then it’s still like light out so it’s pretty crazy jfl.

We basically go down this narrow country road that’s off the main country road and start fucking but there’s just fields and a small hedge blocking us from others.

Anyways she starts riding me in my car and then I say ‘get out I’ll fuck you in doggy’ so she gets out and I have her over my bonnet jfl fucking her and on the opposite side there’s cars going past on the main road so I had to duck each time they went past lmao.

Was an ok slay

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This is a pic of her:

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Dm me if you want to see her face tho.

Trashy

 

[ambi]

This is pretty tame by his standards. Surprised he didn't say that she begged him for anal too - all his other slays did it

Anal? Lol what is he vanilla normie? They want raw rape creampies and being enslaved not just anal pal

 

[blatonslatt]

Bro how is it tales?? Fuck this dogshit site I posted the only Facebook and insta chat wtf more you want?

Why no voicenote? No picture of her in ur car that u could’ve snuck ? No vid?

No one’s buying ur role play fantasies anymore mate..

 

[infini]

Kys nigger

It’ll be more fun to kill you instead lmao.

 

[JBWNeetcel]

Idk it’s just sad tbh, clavicular bangs an ltb from a club and gets hundreds of reacts. I slay a hot girl and fu k basically in daylight against my fucking bonnet and get 1 like it’s so funny

Cuz ur a noproofcel, everyone knows ur a tales larper

 

[Alt Number 3]

This is dead ass where you lost me. I don’t understand how you find out she is shy, driving around in broad daylight one paragraph, and having her bent over outside later.

Since you’re driving I’m assuming you’re both sober.

I don’t understand how you can convince a sober woman who is *as you’ve described yourself* shy, to smash outside first link you’ve met her in broad daylight. I don’t care if she is the biggest whore in the world, most pornstars would have reservations.

And then I’m supposed to believe she left the car and got fucked on the bonnet

JFL if anyone believes this LARP @ascension @TechnoBoss

If there’s attraction both ways it’s very easy. actually if you meet up and she’s giving you strong signals like staring at you etc, it’s impossible to fuck up. I always lean in for the kiss then and never been rejected that way

 

[fentmaxxer289]

Basically I got a random Facebook from this girl and accepted and DM’d her bored:

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Anyways, she follows me back even tho she has an insane legit ratio:

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so I add her on insta and start dming her. I basically just say ‘where you from?’ And then cut to the chase and say ‘wyd tonight?’

‘She says nothing, Wbu?’ So I just reply ‘you?’


She puts ‘abahahahaha is it?’ So I rage and delete the chat but then say fuck it and just act dark triad.

View attachment 3039370


Anyways we exchange like 8 messages and then agree to meet for a drive and basically fuck.

So I get there and she’s not but very shy. Like she’s like sitting really nervous and not making much eye contact jfl. We drive around a bit then it’s still like light out so it’s pretty crazy jfl.

We basically go down this narrow country road that’s off the main country road and start fucking but there’s just fields and a small hedge blocking us from others.

Anyways she starts riding me in my car and then I say ‘get out I’ll fuck you in doggy’ so she gets out and I have her over my bonnet jfl fucking her and on the opposite side there’s cars going past on the main road so I had to duck each time they went past lmao.

Was an ok slay

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This is a pic of her:

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Dm me if you want to see her face tho.

i might just save and dm u for text advice IF UR ASS ISNT LARPING.