I HAVE A DEFECTIVE MEASURING TAPE (MY DAY IS FUCKING RUINED!!!)

[iblamechico]

Turns out my girth is 5.6 inches and not 5.8.

Fuck this nigger life. @666PSL

 

[iblamechico]

Also, I use hard ruler to measure length, I thought I was 6.3 length I'm actually 6.5. There's a .2 inches gap from the edge of the ruler I use to the 0 mark. Funny how that works.

@Brus Wane @666PSL make sure you got the right measurements, every .1 inch counts.

 

[Brus Wane]

Also, I use hard ruler to measure length, I thought I was 6.3 length I'm actually 6.5. There's a .2 inches gap from the edge of the ruler I use to the 0 mark. Funny how that works.

@Brus Wane @666PSL make sure you got the right measurements, every .1 inch counts.

Makes me feel much better to know that I could be 5.2 instead of just 5 no im really just 5 nigga i quadruple checked

 

[Chasingthedream569]

Rope asap average user here has 8x6

 

[iblamechico]

@666PSL

 

[666PSL]

Dickcel problems

 

[iblamechico]

Dickcel problems

How big are you again

 

[666PSL]

How big are you again

7x5.5

 

[iblamechico]

7x5.5

Kill yourself.

 

[iblamechico]

7x5.5

Answer srsly you lying ass nigga. I remember you went "hmm... larp" when I told u I'm 6 nbp no way ur 7.

This is a safe space bud c'mon me and @Brus Wane came clean with our dickcel measurements, be a real one and tell us.

 

[Brus Wane]

Answer srsly you lying ass nigga. I remember you went "hmm... larp" when I told u I'm 6 nbp no way ur 7.

This is a safe space bud c'mon me and @Brus Wane came clean with our dickcel measurements, be a real one and tell us.

I clicked cuz u tagged me and when i saw the first sentence i was like “nigga no way im being accused of larping 5 inches”

 

[666PSL]

Answer srsly you lying ass nigga. I remember you went "hmm... larp" when I told u I'm 6 nbp no way ur 7.

This is a safe space bud c'mon me and @Brus Wane came clean with our dickcel measurements, be a real one and tell us.

Nah i am, i got a measuring tape and ruler the other day to measure myself and i was surprised. I was so used to seeing dicks via porn to realize that 7x5.5 isnt too crazy

 

[iblamechico]

Nah i am, i got a measuring tape and ruler the other day to measure myself and i was surprised. I was so used to seeing dicks via porn to realize that 7x5.5 isnt too crazy

That's BP? What's ur nbp

 

[666PSL]

That's BP? What's ur nbp

6.5

 

[Angutoid]

is this you sir

Spoiler

 

[iblamechico]

6.5

I'm 6.2 but try shaving ur pubes clean and record yourself jerking off with the phone at face level facing down. Looks somewhat acceptable size in my case tbh.

 

[666PSL]

I'm 6.2 but try shaving ur pubes clean and record yourself jerking off with the phone at face level facing down. Looks somewhat acceptable size in my case tbh.

6.2 nbp? Thats solid