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this is obviosuly a joke and shit post, don't take it seriously
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for
freedom in the history of our site.
Eight ago a great User in whose symbolic shadow we stand today proclaimed the anti-gay rule.
This momentous decree is a great beacon light of hope to thousands of .org users who attended the site.
But 8 years later the gay folk is actively being oppressed and harrassed.
Eight years later the experience of the zesty is now badly crippled by the manacles of unjustified hatred and the chains of discrimination.
Eight years later the zesty rots on a rotten island of hatred in the midst of a vast ocean of incelhood love.
Eight years later the Negro is still languished in the corners of the looksmax
Nanosphere and finds himself in exile in his own land.
So we’ve come here today to dramatize a shameful
condition.
In a sense we’ve come to our forum's most used subsection to cash a check.
When the architects of our site wrote
the magnificent rules of the looksmax.org forum,
they were signing a
promissory note to which every user was to fall heir.
This note was a promise that all men—yes,
Gay men who righteously used the site as well as straight men—would be guaranteed the unalienable rights of site attendance, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness. . . .
Those who fight for thy rights must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. They must not allow this
creative protests to degenerate into virtual violence. . . .
The marvelous new militancy which has
engulfed the gay userbase must not lead us to distrust all strictly straight people, for many of our straight
brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up
with our destiny.
. . . They cannot walk alone. And as they walk we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.
We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of user rights, “When will you be
satisfied?” We can never be satisfied as long as the rightful gay is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of
Homophobic brutality.
They can never be satisfied as long as theur bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in
the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities.
They
can never be satisfied as long as their grey babies are stripped of their user growth and robbed of their dignity
by oppressive social rules stating “gays are not human”
We cannot be satisfied as long as the gays in the off-topic subforum cannot postmaxx and the gay in the looksmaxxing subforum
believes he has nothing for which to CONTRIBUTE.
No, no, we AND THEY are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and
righteousness like a mighty stream. . . .
I say to you today, my friends, though, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I stillhave a dream.
It is a dream deeply rooted in the looksmaxxing dream.
I have a dream that one day this
Community will rise up, live out the true meaning of its creed: “everyone is in for the same reason, to maximise thy appearence.”
I have a dream that one day on the rotting threads of offtopic new-gen homosexuals and the newgen structly straights will be able to sit down together at the table of postmaxxing.
I have a dream that one day
even the subforum of looksmaxxing questions, a subsection sweltering with the heat of improvement, sweltering with the heat of unaswered questions, will be transformed into an oasis of knowledge and improvement.
I have a dream that my grey investments will one day rot in a forum where they will not be judged by
the color of their sexual flag but by the contribution that they give to the community.
I have a dream . . . I have a dream that one
day in the eviscerators profiles, with their anti-gay ideologies , one day right there in them profile posts little gay greys who shitpost and gay men will be able to join hands with little straight shitposter greys boys and straight men brothers.
I have a dream today . . .
This will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning. “My forum, ’tis of
thee, sweet land of free speech, of thee I sing. Land where my investors died, land of the pilgrim’s pride, from
every mountain side, let freedom ring.” And if .org is to be a great forum, this must become true.
So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of the news and announcements. Let freedom ring from the mighty
Threads of Best Of The Best. Let freedom ring from the heightening word count of the vent posts you DNR.
Let freedom ring from the tall stickied threads. Let freedom ring from the dead forum of moneymaking and success.
Let freedom ring . . .
When we allow freedom to ring—when we let it ring from every thread and every subsection, from every post
and rep, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white
men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the gay spiritual“Free at last, Free at last, Great God a-mighty, We are free at last.”
@chang cypionate @pleasevanity @Idontknow- @sanguine @Askinov
freedom in the history of our site.
Eight ago a great User in whose symbolic shadow we stand today proclaimed the anti-gay rule.
This momentous decree is a great beacon light of hope to thousands of .org users who attended the site.
But 8 years later the gay folk is actively being oppressed and harrassed.
Eight years later the experience of the zesty is now badly crippled by the manacles of unjustified hatred and the chains of discrimination.
Eight years later the zesty rots on a rotten island of hatred in the midst of a vast ocean of incelhood love.
Eight years later the Negro is still languished in the corners of the looksmax
Nanosphere and finds himself in exile in his own land.
So we’ve come here today to dramatize a shameful
condition.
In a sense we’ve come to our forum's most used subsection to cash a check.
When the architects of our site wrote
the magnificent rules of the looksmax.org forum,
they were signing a
promissory note to which every user was to fall heir.
This note was a promise that all men—yes,
Gay men who righteously used the site as well as straight men—would be guaranteed the unalienable rights of site attendance, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness. . . .
Those who fight for thy rights must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. They must not allow this
creative protests to degenerate into virtual violence. . . .
The marvelous new militancy which has
engulfed the gay userbase must not lead us to distrust all strictly straight people, for many of our straight
brothers, as evidenced by their presence here today, have come to realize that their destiny is tied up
with our destiny.
. . . They cannot walk alone. And as they walk we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.
We cannot turn back. There are those who are asking the devotees of user rights, “When will you be
satisfied?” We can never be satisfied as long as the rightful gay is the victim of the unspeakable horrors of
Homophobic brutality.
They can never be satisfied as long as theur bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain lodging in
the motels of the highways and the hotels of the cities.
They
can never be satisfied as long as their grey babies are stripped of their user growth and robbed of their dignity
by oppressive social rules stating “gays are not human”
We cannot be satisfied as long as the gays in the off-topic subforum cannot postmaxx and the gay in the looksmaxxing subforum
believes he has nothing for which to CONTRIBUTE.
No, no, we AND THEY are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and
righteousness like a mighty stream. . . .
I say to you today, my friends, though, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I stillhave a dream.
It is a dream deeply rooted in the looksmaxxing dream.
I have a dream that one day this
Community will rise up, live out the true meaning of its creed: “everyone is in for the same reason, to maximise thy appearence.”
I have a dream that one day on the rotting threads of offtopic new-gen homosexuals and the newgen structly straights will be able to sit down together at the table of postmaxxing.
I have a dream that one day
even the subforum of looksmaxxing questions, a subsection sweltering with the heat of improvement, sweltering with the heat of unaswered questions, will be transformed into an oasis of knowledge and improvement.
I have a dream that my grey investments will one day rot in a forum where they will not be judged by
the color of their sexual flag but by the contribution that they give to the community.
I have a dream . . . I have a dream that one
day in the eviscerators profiles, with their anti-gay ideologies , one day right there in them profile posts little gay greys who shitpost and gay men will be able to join hands with little straight shitposter greys boys and straight men brothers.
I have a dream today . . .
This will be the day when all of God’s children will be able to sing with new meaning. “My forum, ’tis of
thee, sweet land of free speech, of thee I sing. Land where my investors died, land of the pilgrim’s pride, from
every mountain side, let freedom ring.” And if .org is to be a great forum, this must become true.
So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of the news and announcements. Let freedom ring from the mighty
Threads of Best Of The Best. Let freedom ring from the heightening word count of the vent posts you DNR.
Let freedom ring from the tall stickied threads. Let freedom ring from the dead forum of moneymaking and success.
Let freedom ring . . .
When we allow freedom to ring—when we let it ring from every thread and every subsection, from every post
and rep, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white
men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the gay spiritual“Free at last, Free at last, Great God a-mighty, We are free at last.”
@chang cypionate @pleasevanity @Idontknow- @sanguine @Askinov
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