I have a job interview at a hotel

[Mr_Norwood]

For any of you following my pathetic life, i was picking strawberries in a farm down in Kent (UK) up until last week. The money was good but i made few freinds.. and there are hardly any women.. the ones that are there are these old Babushka Bulgarians.. There were a few cute young girls but they had boyfreinds and were living with them.

Anyway onwards and upwards! I've scored a job interview and a trial day in a hotel in a cute English seaside town. The position is receptionist. and more importantly it's LIVE IN! I'll get a free room.

Maybe i can slay a guest or some tourists around the new town.

 

[Gonthar]

The position is receptionist. and more importantly it's LIVE IN! I'll get a free room.
Maybe i can slay a guest or some tourists around the new town.

Give to every new guest your card with your personal phone number, and tell them if they need anything else outside the ordinary hotel services to call you, and insist on the word anything.

 

[Mr_Norwood]

anything