I have a plan of going to the frontlines in ukraine to die rather than killing myself

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I have just under a year until im 18 which is the legal age to sign up for a foreign mercenary I believe. I dont really have any care for the war or Russia or Ukraine in itself. Ive always had this idea in my mind that I need to go to war at some point in my life to fulfill a childhood dream and with me being pretty suicidal already it seems pretty cool to me. Id like to be taken out by a bullet or artillery directly on me to take me out quickly tho.

@RichCoopersRoomate @swedchud
 
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I have just under a year until im 18 which is the legal age to sign up for a foreign mercenary I believe. I dont really have any care for the war or Russia or Ukraine in itself. Ive always had this idea in my mind that I need to go to war at some point in my life to fulfill a childhood dream and with me being pretty suicidal already it seems pretty cool to me. Id like to be taken out by a bullet or artillery directly on me to take me out quickly tho.

@RichCoopersRoomate @swedchud
The chances of getting hit by small arms fire arent high fpvs are like 75% of deaths
 
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The chances of getting hit by small arms fire arent high fpvs are like 75% of deaths
I think it's 87% for all explosives so thats pretty crazy
 
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Imagine you survive and are left with gruesome debilitating ptsd
 
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Just be canon fodder theory.
 
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I have just under a year until im 18 which is the legal age to sign up for a foreign mercenary I believe. I dont really have any care for the war or Russia or Ukraine in itself. Ive always had this idea in my mind that I need to go to war at some point in my life to fulfill a childhood dream and with me being pretty suicidal already it seems pretty cool to me. Id like to be taken out by a bullet or artillery directly on me to take me out quickly tho.

@RichCoopersRoomate @swedchud
you should join a african civil war instead

their less technologically advanced so instead of dying to an fpv drone like a pussy youd die to a rifle or some shiet
 
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Dude your smart if I don’t get my life together by 20 I’m doing this but with America and the Middle East
 
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you should join a african civil war instead

their less technologically advanced so instead of dying to an fpv drone like a pussy youd die to a rifle or some shiet
Ive thought of joining an African mercenary group but idk how
 
Dude your smart if I don’t get my life together by 20 I’m doing this but with America and the Middle East
Less chance of dying sadly and they dont really do fuckall other than sending missiles to other people
 
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That’s true. But why not become a positivemaxxed bhai instead?
Its impossible for me lmao ive been having suicidal thoughts since I was like 11 nothing works
Atleast ill die in an honourable way
 
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Its impossible for me lmao ive been having suicidal thoughts since I was like 11 nothing works
Atleast ill die in an honourable way
Maybe you need a big change in your life. A new town, a new city, or maybe a new country. Try seeing the world first before making such a decision.
 
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I understand your pain, but no need to torture yourself
 
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I think it would be funner to hijack a plane full of people and crash it into a city, but thats kinda risky
 
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Maybe you need a big change in your life. A new town, a new city, or maybe a new country. Try seeing the world first before making such a decision.
Thats exactly what im gonna do for uni hopefully
If I dont get into uni im going ukraine
 
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I think it would be funner to hijack a plane full of people and crash it into a city, but thats kinda risky
You need atleast some understand of plane controls for that :lul:
 
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Thats exactly what im gonna do for uni hopefully
If I dont get into uni im going ukraine
Let’s hope you finally see the world in a different light once you get to a new country. And that you wanna stick around after all. :WeirdPeepo:
 
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do you really want to fight for the jew Zelenskyy? No but seriously don’t give up
 
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Let’s hope you finally see the world in a different light once you get to a new country. And that you wanna stick around after all. :WeirdPeepo:
Hopefully i can find a new place
Will probably kms if im like 25 and khhv too anyways
 
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Ive watched some of his shit its pretty good
Yeah idk man like all military service stuff in Ukraine requires you atleast went through some kind of military service
 
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Yeah idk man like all military service stuff in Ukraine requires you atleast went through some kind of military service
Not particularly
A lot of people go with no experience
 
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I have just under a year until im 18 which is the legal age to sign up for a foreign mercenary I believe. I dont really have any care for the war or Russia or Ukraine in itself. Ive always had this idea in my mind that I need to go to war at some point in my life to fulfill a childhood dream and with me being pretty suicidal already it seems pretty cool to me. Id like to be taken out by a bullet or artillery directly on me to take me out quickly tho.

@RichCoopersRoomate @swedchud
You know what would be better? Take out a huge loan travel the word or do whatever the fuck you want with it and when they start asking for money just kill yourself
 
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You know what would be better? Take out a huge loan travel the word or do whatever the fuck you want with it and when they start asking for money just kill yourself
Actually not a bad choice
 
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I have just under a year until im 18 which is the legal age to sign up for a foreign mercenary I believe. I dont really have any care for the war or Russia or Ukraine in itself. Ive always had this idea in my mind that I need to go to war at some point in my life to fulfill a childhood dream and with me being pretty suicidal already it seems pretty cool to me. Id like to be taken out by a bullet or artillery directly on me to take me out quickly tho.

@RichCoopersRoomate @swedchud
lil nigga you will die by a aliexpress drone five inches in width. and some russian nigga with a micropenis will goon to the last seconds of you before you die. have fun dying for a leader who doesn't give a fuck about you.
 
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lil nigga you will die by a aliexpress drone five inches in width. and some russian nigga with a micropenis will goon to the last seconds of you before you die. have fun dying for a leader who doesn't give a fuck about you.

Thats kind of the fucking point nigga I want to die :lul:
 
litterally most special ed way of dying
Not really its quick and easy and youll be seen as honourable compared to just killing yourself normally
 
Not particularly
A lot of people go with no experience
A man who was a father of 2 toddlers left my town in Sweden and fought in the war. Died and left his kids with no father, fucking retard
 
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A man who was a father of 2 toddlers left my town in Sweden and fought in the war. Died and left his kids with no father, fucking retard
Good thing im a khhv 17 year old lmao
Gonna leave no one behind and if I die no one will care
Thats such a dickhead think to do tho
I would never do it if I had kids
 
Good thing im a khhv 17 year old lmao
Gonna leave no one behind and if I die no one will care
Thats such a dickhead think to do tho
I would never do it if I had kids
I used to be a khhv 17 year old bro, your more valuable than you believe.
 
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I have just under a year until im 18 which is the legal age to sign up for a foreign mercenary I believe. I dont really have any care for the war or Russia or Ukraine in itself. Ive always had this idea in my mind that I need to go to war at some point in my life to fulfill a childhood dream and with me being pretty suicidal already it seems pretty cool to me. Id like to be taken out by a bullet or artillery directly on me to take me out quickly tho.

@RichCoopersRoomate @swedchud
If you don’t mind sending me some money first I’ll send you my email address in dms
 
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