I have a poltergeist at home

[Bewusst]

My shower curtain just fell down and the shower turnt on by itself at 1:30 am without me being in the bathroom. I have no idea how the impact of the shower curtain rod would push/pull the lever up. I initially thought the neighbors dropped something in the hallway

 

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I envision you as a 45 yo Balkan with a hairy chest and Norwood 2 with a Chinese landlady who smokes and with whom you constantly get into fights with

 

[Bewusst]

I envision you as a 45 yo Balkan with a hairy chest and Norwood 2 with a Chinese landlady who smokes and with whom you constantly get into fights with

Why?

 

[incel194012940]

poltergeists are gay because they aren’t nearly cool enough (apparitions, aliens) to make up for the fact you sound like a superstitious schizo retard for bringing them up

 

[Bewusst]

poltergeists are gay because they aren’t nearly cool enough (apparitions, aliens) to make up for the fact you sound like a superstitious schizo retard for bringing them up

If only I told you about my crazy demonic dream I had last week after falling asleep during meditation. It would make for a crazy horror movie that'd make the conjuring franchise look like an utter joke