I have a POTATO in the middle of my face

[Paroxysm]

I don't know why the fuck I was born like this given that my parents have medium sized straight noses. My sibling even has a small upturned one. And then there's my pseudojewish abomination:



My theory is that because I was a very allergic kid / teenager, always sneezing and blowing my nose, the soft tissue in it became hypertrophic


I'm looking to have this fixed somehow when I have enough disposable income but how the fuck is a surgeon supposed to fix that? It's not like a bump where they just shave off some bone

 

[HQNPmaxxing]

You have a bulbous nose

 

[Paroxysm]

You have a bulbous nose
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literally the worst type, i'd rather have an adrien brody tier nose than this

 

[HQNPmaxxing]

literally the worst type, i'd rather have an adrien brody tier nose than this

Same, my bulbous tip makes me feel like so low class. Rhino could probably fix it but I’m not an expert on it.

 

[Deleted member 16380]

literally the worst type, i'd rather have an adrien brody tier nose than this

Say thanks you are not a foid. THAT would be a death sentence.

Otherwise, as a male, you will live... And maybe even be attractive depending on your other body parts

 

[HQNPmaxxing]

Say thanks you are not a foid. THAT would be a death sentence.

Otherwise, as a male, you will live... And maybe even be attractive depending on your other body parts

Bulbouse nose is a failo on both genders , and it makes you look like an ape. I wish I had a sharp pointy Caucasian nose

 

[Deleted member 15669]

in the same spot as you i get a breakdown every time i look at my nose
hoping rhino can fix it

 

[Deleted member 16380]

Bulbouse nose is a failo on both genders , and it makes you look like an ape. I wish I had a sharp pointy Caucasian nose

Failo for like... 0.2 psl??

 

[Paroxysm]

Can someone photoshop this nose to not be bulbous, I'll suck your nuts in the metaverse if you do.

 

[Lawton88]

I think surgery is pretty good at improving noses if the doctor knows what he is doing and the problem is mostly with the cartilage area.

 

[UglyGod360]

literally the worst type, i'd rather have an adrien brody tier nose than this

Adrien broner?

 

[UglyGod360]

Same here brocel
Thread 'Should I get a nose job first or what' https://looksmax.org/threads/should-i-get-a-nose-job-first-or-what.255413/

 

[Mouthbreath]

Brutal. I think I have some rosacea on my nose. As I age it will probably look far worse

 

[Deleted member 16380]

Can someone photoshop this nose to not be bulbous, I'll suck your nuts in the metaverse if you do.

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[Paroxysm]

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i expected this

 

[Deleted member 16380]

i expected this

 

[Schönling]

Can someone photoshop this nose to not be bulbous, I'll suck your nuts in the metaverse if you do.

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You have more to worry about than your nose holes

 

[alphaChadpeasant911]

Same dude my nose is literally deformed like yours I think your theory is correct as I have been mouthbreather for 18 years due to allergies and constantly rubbing my nose which deformed it badly. you have deviated septum too?

 

[Paroxysm]

Same dude my nose is literally deformed like yours I think your theory is correct as I have been mouthbreather for 18 years due to allergies and constantly rubbing my nose which deformed it badly. you have deviated septum too?

no idea but my ex said i snored