I HAVE A SLAY SCHEDULED FOR NEXT MONTH

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Niggas this isn't a drill or larp, I'm actually about to lose my virginity. Now idk if y'all remember the last threads about my girlfriend, but she was a total bitch a while ago. However, I've been LightYagamiMaxing. I've also began to learn dark triad manipulation tactics off of TikTok.....

Surprisingly, she said she's ready to give it up at the start of next month. Idk why that time frame exactly, but it's probably related to periods and shit. I need a bit of help from the sexhavers on this forum though. I really don't know what I'm doing. For example, I didn't know squirt wasn't piss until last month. :200IQ:

How should I go about slaying her? Is female pleasure really pointless? Do I just pump and dump and hop on Fortnite? Do I poke a hole in the condom that way I can have an Aryan baby? I NEED HELP NIGGAS!!! :FEelsBadMan::FEelsBadMan::FEelsBadMan::FEelsBadMan:

I want to be good at sex, but at the same time I've waited so fucking long... I don't really gaf about her first time but I care about my own. I guess I'll have to pretend to care if I want this to happen more though... :Evilge:



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@v.3ex @Dysphoria @Oriental (rip) @shedontluv-U @Navity
 
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DNR
 
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Lil Yachty Drake GIF
 
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you forgot to tag me bro
 
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Quick update

Op had to visit this place before posting this

 
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Seems fitting based on my other threads :lul:

But I assure all of you niggas I'm not lying :feelsahh:
After reading this

For example, I didn't know squirt wasn't piss until last month. :200IQ:


I trust you
 
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After reading this

For example, I didn't know squirt wasn't piss until last month. :200IQ:


I trust you
The shit I say on this forum is so absurdly embarrassing I don't think anybody would think to make it up. I feel like if niggas were going to lie, they would lie about being 6'8 aryan chadlites. Not 5'11 mtns that get cheated on with character ai. :lul:
 
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Squirt is piss, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
 
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The shit I say on this forum is so absurdly embarrassing I don't think anybody would think to make it up. I feel like if niggas were going to lie, they would lie about being 6'8 aryan chadlites. Not 5'11 mtns that get cheated on with character ai. :lul:
The worst I saw was

Some nigga lost a mog battle with a Dog
 
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Squirt is piss, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Well it's composed of diluted urine apparently. Not exactly excited for that but ig I'll get over myself
 
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bump + still need advice
 
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Niggas this isn't a drill or larp, I'm actually about to lose my virginity. Now idk if y'all remember the last threads about my girlfriend, but she was a total bitch a while ago. However, I've been LightYagamiMaxing. I've also began to learn dark triad manipulation tactics off of TikTok.....

Surprisingly, she said she's ready to give it up at the start of next month. Idk why that time frame exactly, but it's probably related to periods and shit. I need a bit of help from the sexhavers on this forum though. I really don't know what I'm doing. For example, I didn't know squirt wasn't piss until last month. :200IQ:

How should I go about slaying her? Is female pleasure really pointless? Do I just pump and dump and hop on Fortnite? Do I poke a hole in the condom that way I can have an Aryan baby? I NEED HELP NIGGAS!!! :FEelsBadMan::FEelsBadMan::FEelsBadMan::FEelsBadMan:

I want to be good at sex, but at the same time I've waited so fucking long... I don't really gaf about her first time but I care about my own. I guess I'll have to pretend to care if I want this to happen more though... :Evilge:



tagging my favorite ppl

@v.3ex @Dysphoria @Oriental (rip) @shedontluv-U
Take some sex drugs + do shit ton of foreplay and making out
 
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relax and have a good time
 
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Niggas this isn't a drill or larp, I'm actually about to lose my virginity. Now idk if y'all remember the last threads about my girlfriend, but she was a total bitch a while ago. However, I've been LightYagamiMaxing. I've also began to learn dark triad manipulation tactics off of TikTok.....

Surprisingly, she said she's ready to give it up at the start of next month. Idk why that time frame exactly, but it's probably related to periods and shit. I need a bit of help from the sexhavers on this forum though. I really don't know what I'm doing. For example, I didn't know squirt wasn't piss until last month. :200IQ:

How should I go about slaying her? Is female pleasure really pointless? Do I just pump and dump and hop on Fortnite? Do I poke a hole in the condom that way I can have an Aryan baby? I NEED HELP NIGGAS!!! :FEelsBadMan::FEelsBadMan::FEelsBadMan::FEelsBadMan:

I want to be good at sex, but at the same time I've waited so fucking long... I don't really gaf about her first time but I care about my own. I guess I'll have to pretend to care if I want this to happen more though... :Evilge:



tagging my favorite ppl

@v.3ex @Dysphoria @Oriental (rip) @shedontluv-U @Navity
We'll talk pm me:AYAYASleepy:
 
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did not read nigga not even a single letter
 
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