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Is there any software that morphs my face in motion?

The interviewer is GL and young, I need chad halo asap
 
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Good luck boyo

Dunno about morph software tho:lul:
 
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Good luck boyo

Dunno about morph software tho:lul:
Thanks bro, I'm confident I'll get it tbh

I' a professional bullshitter + I mentioned my post/rep ratio in my CV
 
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Niggas boutta lag and accidentally jumpscare that poor lady
 
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Thanks bro, I'm confident I'll get it tbh

I' a professional bullshitter + I mentioned my post/rep ratio in my CV
Hope u added “inventor of compounding pill” there too:feelshah:
 
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Is there any software that morphs my face in motion?

The interviewer is GL and young, I need chad halo asap
Put this on loop instead of webcam output and try to match lip movement

 
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just be low inhib

 
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Put this on loop instead of webcam output and try to match lip movement


You can tell the guy never needed to develop any charisma due to getting everything handed to him because of his looks. Almost fell asleep listening to him mumble.
 
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You can tell the guy never needed to develop any charisma due to getting everything handed to him because of his looks. Almost fell asleep listening to him mumble.
his entire personality is the mandible and cheekbones moving around
 
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@averagejoe
@forevergymcelling

laugh jordan GIF


Poor incels never learn
 
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Tell the birch ur bi non binary or something
 
There is a live video morphing software but its mostly deepfakes rn. Also your computer needs to be good af for it to work smoothly (video card)
 
Ngl I fucked it up a little

This is my first interview in 4 years, insanely rusty

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF
 
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What threw u off?
Just one of the questions about the role. I don't think it went badly, but not that great either

I'll hear back within the next 2 days
 
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Just one of the questions about the role. I don't think it went badly, but not that great either

I'll hear back within the next 2 days
Probs went better than u think man. I had a few interviews like this that weren’t exactly perfect, some mistakes here and there, overall just decent..but they still gave the offer
 
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Im a youtuber rn but I want a second income
Is it related to your degree, I remember reading you saying you haven't worked in a long time.

For some reason I assumed you were in finance:feelsthink:
 
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When I had to do this a few years back, I legit went out and bought a high spec webcam and ring light where I could manually change the settings to look more attractive, also made sure to wear fashionable glasses.

Normies who waste their time practicing questions instead are a fucking joke.
 
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did u get the job?
 
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When I had to do this a few years back, I legit went out and bought a high spec webcam and ring light where I could manually change the settings to look more attractive, also made sure to wear fashionable glasses.

Normies who waste their time practicing questions instead are a fucking joke.
For the interview for my current job (was in person) I didn't eat for 48hours to lean out my face.

Tbh halo-effect is unmoggable. I felt like the interviewers were looking for a reason to hire me, as opposed to looking for a reason to not hire me.If you know what I mean.

Like they would be asking questions in a way, repeating them in a way, just kinda 'waiting' for me to say the right thing so they could be like: 'oh yeah he has the right qualities, lets hire him'.

I've had job interviews where I didn't looksmax beforehand and u would see they were entirely unimpressed and looking for me to say 1 bad thing to have a 'reason' to not hire me.
 
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I’m supposed to hear back from them tomorrow

But there are still 2 more stages I think
This is your first job interview ever?
Arent you like 23?

I am 22 and have already had over 15 job interviews. Got offered 3 positions (declined all) . You are basically sub-normie in terms of ambition (a normie still has at least 4-5 interviews and understands the job market)

@OldRooster This is the effect of focusing on making 10Maherfish accounts each day
 
This is your first job interview ever?
Arent you like 23?

I am 22 and have already had over 15 job interviews. Got offered 3 positions (declined all) . You are basically sub-normie in terms of ambition (a normie still has at least 4-5 interviews and understands the job market)

@OldRooster This is the effect of focusing on making 10Maherfish accounts each day
I've had over 30 interviews, but it's just been a while

I've only not been offered the job 4 times, and that was because of experience

Most guys can't interview for shit and turn up in a nervous stuttering wreck
 
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When I had to do this a few years back, I legit went out and bought a high spec webcam and ring light where I could manually change the settings to look more attractive, also made sure to wear fashionable glasses.

Normies who waste their time practicing questions instead are a fucking joke.
Interviews used to be mostly in person, and there is no software for your face if you meet someone in in real life.
 
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Interviews used to be mostly in person, and there is no software for your face if you meet someone in in real life.
In person interviews are so much better tbh I fucking hate video ones
 
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Interviews used to be mostly in person, and there is no software for your face if you meet someone in in real life.

Tbh even for real life interviews there are temporary steps you can take to look/sound more attractive that I employ.
 
What for example?

Lifting some weights before I shower that day for a pump, wearing a vest to make sure my shirt drapes perfectly, wearing glasses (i don't even need glasses) to seem smarter, rubbing in extra sunscreen to really even out my skin tone, straining my voice while i walk to the interview location so i sound like i have a deeper and raspier voice.
 
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Lifting some weights before I shower that day for a pump, wearing a vest to make sure my shirt drapes perfectly, wearing glasses (i don't even need glasses) to seem smarter, rubbing in extra sunscreen to really even out my skin tone, straining my voice while i walk to the interview location so i sound like i have a deeper and raspier voice.
Too blackpilled. Looks have little to no relevance for getting hired. Better off working on your interview skills.
 
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Lifting some weights before I shower that day for a pump, wearing a vest to make sure my shirt drapes perfectly, wearing glasses (i don't even need glasses) to seem smarter, rubbing in extra sunscreen to really even out my skin tone, straining my voice while i walk to the interview location so i sound like i have a deeper and raspier voice.
I do a similar thing for voice. I recorded the difference before and after, so I'm sure it actually works. What kind of vest do you wear? My shoulders are very wide, but my midesction is so narrow that no shirt ever fits. I was thinking about adding some material to the sides of my midsection to make it look wider.
 
Too blackpilled. Looks have little to no relevance for getting hired. Better off working on your interview skills.
You've been on this forum long enough to accumulate over 6,000 posts and this is your conclusion?

Brah...
 
I do a similar thing for voice. I recorded the difference before and after, so I'm sure it actually works. What kind of vest do you wear? My shoulders are very wide, but my midesction is so narrow that no shirt ever fits. I was thinking about adding some material to the sides of my midsection to make it look wider.

Workout your core to make your midsection wider.

In the meantime, just buy / tailor your shirts so they leave just a little extra material around the midsection (not enough to actually pile and wrinkle though obviously).

As for vests, try and buy one that roughly matches your skin tone, makes them invisible through shirts which looks a lot better as a result, or else you look like this:

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You've been on this forum long enough to accumulate over 6,000 posts and this is your conclusion?

Brah...
Nah. Just talking from experience. I don't see ugly guys being treated worse at work.
 
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Nah. Just talking from experience. I don't see ugly guys being treated worse at work.

No one is saying that it's impossible to get hired or promoted while being ugly. But looksmaxxing significantly improves your odds of being hired and promoted.
 
Maybe, it is just my field (IT).
the more females there are at work the more lookism is evident
males don't give preferential treatment based on physical attributes
 
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No one is saying that it's impossible to get hired or promoted while being ugly. But looksmaxxing significantly improves your odds of being hired and promoted.
Possibly. But it's not like some clueless chad is gonna be picked unless it was for something like sales or marketing. Then I agree. It is harder to make it as a subhuman.
 
the more females there are at work the more lookism is evident
males don't give preferential treatment based on physical attributes
I think men will judge you more on overall masculinity. But I agree men tend to be more accepting of ugly men.
 
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I think men will judge you more on overall masculinity. But I agree men tend to be more accepting of ugly men.
men are impressed by DOM and iq
 
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