I have built an economic model which yields optimal growth if my oneitis gives me her ass

[Deleted member 57464]

My utilitiy function depends on how sexually satisfied i am. When solving the problem, taking into account the capital movement and financican constraints, the optimal solution is found at the point that my oneitis has sex with me.

This just proves mathematically that my oneitis needs to have sex with me for a better world, for a better future for the society. Its The government needs to enforce it in order for the country to start winning.

 

[Alt Number 3]

you could’ve just got a haircut instead

 

[Deleted member 65658]

yikes, utilitarian based economics. cringe!

 

[Dane]

yikes, utilitarian based economics. cringe!

whats wrong with it

 

[Luffymaxxing]

Get me a gf

 

[Deleted member 65658]

whats wrong with it

economic functions should be based on real variables, not emotions (cringe)

 

[Dane]

economic functions should be based on real variables, not emotions (cringe)

but economics is already based on emotions. You have no emotions? are you a sigma lonewolf or sum

 

[Deleted member 65658]

but economics is already based on emotions.

the math shouldnt be, jfl at measuring emotions

 

[Dane]

the math shouldnt be, jfl at measuring emotions

I thought math is from esthetic preference
Can dogs have economy? is there a secret dog society?

 

[Deleted member 65658]

I thought math is from esthetic preference
Can dogs have economy? is there a secret dog society?

i genuinely cannot tell whether youre messing with me or attempting to have a coherent conversation

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

probably the most accurate economic model so far good job brah

 

[Deleted member 57464]

you could’ve just got a haircut instead

im actually plan to present this model in her college

 

[Deleted member 57464]

economic functions should be based on real variables, not emotions (cringe)

its called behavioral economics, deal wuth it

 

[Deleted member 57464]

probably the most accurate economic model so far good job brah

i think i deserve the Nobel

 

[Alt Number 3]

im actually plan to present this model in her college

she’ll cancel plans at the last minute because Chad swiped right on her bumble

 

[urukhaiascension]

PVP schizophrenia level publications

 

[Deleted member 57464]

she’ll cancel plans at the last minute because Chad swiped right on her bumble

she isnt on bumble.....

 

[Deleted member 57464]

PVP schizophrenia level publications

the difference between him and me is that i can actually do this if i rly wanted to

 

[ChadL1te]

like anything in econ tho there is decreasing marginal utility. Overtime you're going to get tired of having sex with ur oneitis.

Move on

 

[Deleted member 57464]

like anything in econ tho there is decreasing marginal utility. Overtime you're going to get tired of having sex with ur oneitis.

Move on

my utlitiy fucntion has no upper bound just like my cock

 

[ChadL1te]

my utlitiy fucntion has no upper bound just like my cock

Dickopoly

Also respond to the thread I tagged u in