I have corona

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My mum said she has a sore throat and will stay home from work. She never misses work. She goes outside everyday and obviously got it. She has corona and it’s a matter of time before I get it. It is over.
 
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well if u die you dont gotta worry bout surgeries so ay
 
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She just got deepthroated by her boss, dont worry son you will be fine.
She doesn’t have a sex drive; she’s infertile and divorced and doesn’t care about men anymore.
 
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She doesn’t have a sex drive; she’s infertile and divorced and doesn’t care about men anymore.
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All women are the same, your mum is not an exception.
 
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Damn, considering you're a notorious mouth breather that lives off Doritos and mountain dew (don't ask me how I know) the chance of survival is not in your favor



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ER in peace young blood
 
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She doesn’t have a sex drive; she’s infertile and divorced and doesn’t care about men anymore.

Most women are the same, your mom is not likely to be an exception. Let's just hope it isn't over for you, man.
 
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Most women are the same, your mom is not likely to be an exception. Let's just hope it isn't over for you, man.
If anyone is fucking my mum jfl. She’s like PSL 1.5 4’9 and 59 and gook. I saw her naked by accident last year and she looks fucking disgusting, everything is saggy.
 
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BRO
 
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Fuck corona
 
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Kill her to save yourself
(She would understand)
 
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If anyone is fucking my mum jfl. She’s like PSL 1.5 4’9 and 59 and gook. I saw her naked by accident last year and she looks fucking disgusting, everything is saggy.
keep coping son, you have a new brother arriving in 9 months, courtesy of me
 
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If you die from corona while being a teen, you basicly deserve it
u must have the weakest genes ever
 
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